The Amazing Rando

I was wondering why he kept calling them all "Chris"

They'd have to break Vince's leg too.

Fuck this crowd...the loudest they get all night is for a steel chair and a "CENA!" chant probably because they share similiar personality traits and workrate.

Needs more question marks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Why? tee hee tee hee elbow to the ribs

I love that they do the finger thing during their entrance vid

DOWNHOME FOUND KANE'S MASK TO SPOIL THE DA VINCI CODE'S DEBUT

The crowd popped more for that chair than they did for the entire Foley/Edge/Dreamer segment

If Kane goes a Nagata Lock 2 then I'll cry.

Bizaaaaarro

"...One man fights to survive...ME!"

Kane should just change his finisher to the 'Goodnight, Jacob'

U.M.A.G.A. -- Understanding, Maturity, Acceptance, Gentleness, and Apathy ... The Five Keys to UMAAAAAGA! CHOP~!! Amicability would be better for the 2nd A I was trying to think of something that wouldn't quite fit...just so he could still be heel

If it was the Vince Russo era, Zach Gowen's finisher would have been the Stump Puller.

U.M.A.G.A. -- Understanding, Maturity, Acceptance, Gentleness, and Apathy ... The Five Keys to UMAAAAAGA! CHOP~!!

It's the Somoan Pow-Pow-Power Wheel!

The crowd has been horrible all night(and always for that matter), if you did this in Chicago, NYC, Philly, Dayton, Florida, Jersey, Detroit...or basically anywhere outside Anaheim and you would have seen a reaction. In Canada they would have cheered, those freaks. They would boo Bret, just to screw with Vince's head. SHIT! That's brilliant. That is SO what every venue needs to do. Boo his face, boo his mention, boo his music...boo the SHIT out of him. Vince would lose his fucking mind.

That girl should align with Boyfriend Jack and he can be like a puppetmaster.

The crowd has been horrible all night(and always for that matter), if you did this in Chicago, NYC, Philly, Dayton, Florida, Jersey, Detroit...or basically anywhere outside Anaheim and you would have seen a reaction. In Canada they would have cheered, those freaks.

and Tracy Morgan with the save!

Uh..sure.. Funk was written in to work ONS2 against Foley quite awhile ago and putting them in a tag match helps both men out. Edge =/= ECW..so how the hell is he on the show.. The same way a WWE or WHC champ might be if RVD wants to cash in his title shot.

Because he's grown to respect them? Since now he's mostly face-ish? Last week he punched probably the smallest person ever to be in ECW, give or take a Dudley, just for a few silly pushes.

I miss Maria's old music...it had a "stripper-esque" quality

Joey should have done a run-in. He should have ran out, screamed "OH MY GOOOOD" and then rang backstage whilst being chased by security and a coyote in a bib on rollerskates.

"Just tell your best friend you couldn't save him from a three person beating with barbwire because you were getting stoned. He'll understand."

You can see Dreamer holding his little blade after the first barbie shot as he falls...his hands close together