The Amazing Rando

"Baha! Who's your God now! YAAAAH!"

Vince: (to Shane) What did you say about May Nineteenth? WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Well...that's a sign.

Vince should do the Asiatic Spike

two kipups in less than ten seconds... he's feeling the power of CHRIST!

Yep... about three seconds before Bret Hart returns.

Yeah right... Jungle Magic is no match for Christianity.

Inject Haas into the IC title match at Backlash, where Haas eats the pin thanks to Benjamin stealing the case. RVD doesn't job, Benjamin keeps the title and Haas doesn't look bad. Haas/Benjamin work toward a 2/3 falls match at Vengeance for the title. Okay...i'll take that. Could be fun.

beecause if RVD wins the title, what does Shelton do? He could still go into a feud with Haas, but it wouldn't do much as far as elevating either guy

I say Shelton keeps the IC Title and then feuds with Haas over it for a while.

What kind of stupid dive was that...

If Shelton wins here, RVD wins at Backlash If Charlie wins here, Shelton wins at Backlash predictability, as I don't think they'll give RVD the IC Title, because he doesn't really need it.

*Mark Out*

I shudder to think what John Cena's going to do after the announce The Marine. "WHO TOLD YOU I COULDN'T ACT? MY RINGWORK?! Oh....."

Rob.... it's time to do things the KAAAAAAAAANEWay...

Rob Conway!

Even HHH is like "dude, lay off the God shit"

Does that count as "being struck down"?? Shawn's new finisher .... Sweet Chin Gospel

I think he's really trying to get some kind of bizarre publicity with protests or something.... but just...nobody gives a shit.

What the hell is wrong with Vince.... really? He's gone mental.

Hmm.... so... Are you a Praticing McMahonist?

"God killing the first born of Vince might turn the tide of the match a bit" ... that's Gold.

Ummm all the Lockdown matches are in cages. So if Joe and Sabu doesn't happen and Daniels vs Joe does, we won't have a pinfalls count anywhere match at all......and if we do get that, THAT WOULD BE THE DUMBEST STIPULATION FOR A CAGE MATCH EVER! Actually, the dumbest stipulation for a cage match ever would be if it was a Casket Match.

Frankie Valli. It was originally going to be done by Frankie Avalon, but there was some sort of incident (which I can't remember off-hand) and it ended up with Avalon getting to be in the film and singing "Beauty School Dropout".

I thought the night after the casket burning, with DX barbequeing, was quite funny for my 15 or 16 year old self.