The Amazing Rando

SSlam 02...though they don't mention that... "You must be THIS TALL to talk to Kurt Angle."

He could do like Big Sal did in ECW, and eat while at ringside. "He's happy now, eating us one by one. And worse, he's good at it."

134. fo sheez 135. Thanks. 136. "I tried to throw a tricycle but that bitch was heavy." 137. 100 Reasons Why...

Was it necessary for them to put "WWE Hall of Fame" into every sentence? We know what the hell is going on.

According to EGM, and take this for what it's worth... EIGHT THOUSAND lines of dialogue.

Let's just say that this Raw may not have warranted a thread. It was that hoo-hum, as it has been since the Rumble.

I'll totally be there for that. Dude, no. Just stop now. Ah, whatever. You love it.

Was the ref holding Victoria's hand after that kick?

She should have been wearing a "Trish mask", only made from actual hair and skin, like Leatherface. ...Jack's skin. Tell me that wouldn't have been awesome. They could have called her "Jackface"

She should have been wearing a "Trish mask", only made from actual hair and skin, like Leatherface. ...Jack's skin.

Mickie James should just change her middle name to "Myspace"...because she is freaky like that.

Yeah, I can't wait to see that one. I really liked the editing in May, so hopefully I'll see more of that in Brick. It looked amazing, but I doubt it'll be out in theaters 'round here.

Downhome... ...have you seen the trailer for "Brick"?

I'd hit it.

They'll probably put him in eventually. Would they have Teddy Long do that intro? No, I meant Simmons doing the induction for Atlas. I don't get the SD Jones thing, unless they are best friends or something. I would have thought Simmons would consider Atlas a ground-breaker for him. I would get that reasoning. No, I know. I was just commenting that they will probably put Simmons in down the road.

They'll probably put him in eventually. Would they have Teddy Long do that intro?

Tony BARELY got Hogan up there.

...and passes out in bathrooms.

Please WWE...i'm begging you... build a COMPETITIVE tag division. PLEASE. Maybe if you had a few more teams you might be able to actually book decent tag feuds. Please.

Okay...so if Carlito/Masters win the tag belts....then who do they face??

They don't know how to build tag feuds.

Big Show must have been wrestling Booker T and saw the forklift out of the corner of his eye.

"Chris Jericho Where Are You" right next to it.

"TNA is Better" sign.

Man, I really want Foley to win. Just cause. I love Edge's heel character and everything, but I miss Foley winning. CACTUS JACK MUSIC!!