The Amazing Rando

Torrie vs. Victoria....what the whole world wants to see.

mmmmmm ... lesbian chicken....

They really should do something with Brooke paying off the production crew. When they ask if her dad would mind, she'd say "what's he going to do with a broken hip? he has the real world political clout of Arsenio Hall" and then just drive off into the night and not be seen for like three weeks. Not only would this cause massive fun for us viewers, but might give over-protective daddy a stroke. I would assume based on what we know of Hogan that he is probably just as protective in reality as he seems to be on this show.

I have to admit, that would definitely get my attention... but, is WWE even capable of pulling something like that off? Mickie James as the sympathetic character? If they had any imagination, they would have had Trish leading Mickie on this whole time, teasing her with hints of shared feelings; if they really wanted to get creative with it, they could have even had Trish sending Mickie out to get pasted in handicap matches against any combination of Vince's Angels, or even all three of them (since it was still the three of them for a while), saying that, if Mickie really loved her, she would fight for her, or some such... Eventually, Trish could have been setting Mickie up for what Trish should have promised as a reciprocation of affection on SNME, only to reject her, breaking her heart and humiliating her in front of the whole world. This could have set up the blowoff between the evil, manipulative Trish and her misunderstod, heartbroken lesbian groupie at WM... ... And it'd still be more interesting than half the WM card... Or better yet they could have Mickie and Trish go out for drinks and Mickie slips Trish a date rape drug in a her drink and then she takes Trish back to her place and rapes her with a strap on. Pffft....you can't steal spots from a McMahon, they can only steal them from you. They are like Mother Russia.

Weekend At Saturday's Main Event! ...because that shit was pretty much DOA.

Carlito will be in the MITB match, and either get tossed out last by Lashley, or get ganged up on in the opening seconds and get tossed out then.

I thought Angle vs. Shane at KOTR was a streetfight, yet Angle had to push Shane back to the ring for the finish.

According to Neilsen's website, there is no difference between 1 national point and 1 cable point... Each 1.0 represents a little over a million people watching.

Flair in 01 and Bischoff in 02 surprised me. Okay, so Bisch was a surprise. Flair really wasn't. Still, I like surprises, they keep my interest. I don't want hacky swerves or anything, but just something to make me say "damn, I'm glad I watched tonight"

Don't forget the car wreck near the beginning. Seeing THAT on my big screen might warp some people.

"You, uhm, ever seen a grown snake naked?"

Here are the last three times I was *really* shocked... 1. Edge wins the WWE Title 2. ECW forms in WWE (only to be MAJORLY disappointed later) 3. Mankind wins his first WWE Title (having not seen the spoiler on Nitro) 3 times in over 7 years. Yikes.

....Bruther.

What the fuck was that? "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes."

Mmmmmm...Sloppy Joe.......mmmmmmm...

Don't you know...the normal Post WM HHH feuds involve a regular PPV rematch and then *GAAAASP* HELL IN A CELL~!?! at another PPV

Trevor just rides from show to show in an open train car, spinning yarns about existence, drinking Dr. Pepper, and playin' the banjo. 48 grand...hell, he's a prince among his people.

He also compared his Summerslam 05 payoff with Michaels as to what "a limo driver would make." His payoff was a bunch of right and left turns?

Well he secretly won Vince's male Diva Search. It takes place on a ranch near Abilene, TX. Vince: You're next challenge is to eat this pie with your ass. Chris: Oh, you mean like Christy did that one time? Vince: ...close.

I'm actually surprised there is a Deaf Beauty Pageant in Texas... there must be a TON of smokin' deaf chicks just walking all over down there. I'll bet sexual assualts on the deaf will go up now, because if a TRAIN can sneak up on a girl, a horny thirtysomething in a ski mask and unbuttoned levi's should have no problem at all.

Hey now...it's not his fault.

Yeah. She acted in the theater. I wonder if she did a REALLY GOOD job, people left the performance saying "wow, I really thought she could hear there for a minute"

"What should our Prom song be.....oh wait. Nevermind." Let's hope they didn't choose "Tangled Up In Blue"

Shelton's wearing the belt! TAKE A DRINK!

Because he's usually at the BUTT end of his feuds. Aka, it's usually him who gets his ass whupped. Even though with the last one, he did sort of win in the end. Plus, this is the first time he's been seen in months/years, as opposed to the other Mcmahons who make a lot more appearences. but I will admit, this little stint is making me not want to see him again for a really long time. It's usually Shane who gets his ass whupped IN THE END...normally after a few weeks of making his opponent look fairly weak, it wasn't so bad in his earlier feuds during the Corporation Era...but the Kane thing was just bad. Shane doesn't even get his ass whooped in the end. He dominates the blow off match (look at Survivor Series) and then either beats himself or the opponent hits a fluke move and wins. I said it wasn't so bad during the Corporate Era and also said the Kane thing was horrible. "Hey, remember when I fired JR...yeah well, I'm hiring him for a night even though I humiliated him in the middle of the ring and in video form by "pulling things out of his ass""