The Amazing Rando

And yet, your ilk complains that the WWE doesn't do enough to push young talent The key word...is "talent".

I will reserve this space to bust out the old standard "Even though I'm a guy, I wanted to be a Girl Scout, just so I could eat a few Brownies."

Oddly enough, the stock dropped from it's highest to lowest points between WM00 and when he lost to Goldberg in September 03.

We hate it because CONTRACT SIGNINGS are a worthless waste of 15 minutes that are more predictable than Hogan hulking up. At this point, I could care less who is even involved in the actual signing, just because of how horrible the concept itself is.

don't lump me in with you FREAKS i was only here commenting on the shitty Valley Mall. Just kidding by the way. I'm still not exactly a contributor, as the only video game i've bought in the past two years has been AOE3.

Well both my nominations moved on, even if I didn't.

SMark is a goer. He isn't satisfied with a mere baker's dozen of orgasms. He has to hit triple digits before he calls it a night.

Yeah. RVD is really only half right. You can show off ALOT of talent in a match and still make your opponent look strong even if they lose. That is actually part of being a talented pro wrestler. You have to be able to go in there and have each person come out on fairly equal footing even though one wins and one loses. The only difference is that in the end the winner has to look like a winner to the crowd, unless the storyline of the match is one similiar to UT/Angle, where it was a skin of the teeth survival victory that showcased something more on the lines of skill and a little bit of luck for the victor to capitalize and pull off the win. That kind of story is very rare though. Hell, most of the big upper-mid and main event level match storylines are just going through the motions until a big schmozz at the end. The only exception to that rule is when there is a great deal of TALENT involved and they can create something more.

Damn it...i have no idea where that second "D" in my head came from. Yeah, I tried that SC2. Worthless.

I work next door to the Valley Mall (in Hagerstown, MD) and the last time I was anywhere near the arcade in there the DDR looked to be shoddy and falling apart, but I wasn't much paying attention. That arcade sucked ass.

And here's your women's champion and her friend, Red Bull With Tits

Phhhhhh.... Heroes of Wrestling anyone? "We aren't talking about that kind of hero, Mr. Bundy"

I'd rather be held down by Maria personally. That's a glass ceiling I could enjoy

He's going to wake up tomorrow morning in the middle of nowhere, no pants, and his hair's going to be all stuck together. Flair: I call that Tuesday. "...then I 'Woooooo!' in the ditch and furiously masturbate..."

He's going to wake up tomorrow morning in the middle of nowhere, no pants, and his hair's going to be all stuck together. And Steph is going to be his new husband after a shotgun wedding in Vegas. Apparently Shane McMahon's new finisher is The Plot Device.

HHH is going to bury her at the next booking meeting for breaking kayfabe.

Demon Spawn Stephie!

Teddy Long: Well, so far we have gotten two Smackdown participants for the Money In The Bank ladder match. Since I could not find two more people to wrestle for the third shot... RVD...Ric Flair...Shelton Benjamin...Matt Hardy...Booker T... you'll be facing... LENNY LAAAAAAANE~!

He just made the gesture of a crown on his head. I want him to get raped by a garden tractor.

"You know what John Cena...I'm sick and tired of you coming out here and acting like that... tonight, in THIS VERY RING...you're facing... SHAAAAAAAANE~!" Rando delivers the quality. Except that Shane doesn't fuck dead people, he just does like his dad and extorts them for monetary gain.

He's over and he can take one big bump. WWE also wants Flair to get the IRS off his back, so giving him a WM paycheck is neccesary. Next year can we get Savage v.s. Hogan v.s. Eugene in a Money in the bank match then? Only if Hogan calls one of them a retard, and the other one "Mean Eugene"

"You know what John Cena...I'm sick and tired of you coming out here and acting like that... tonight, in THIS VERY RING...you're facing... SHAAAAAAAANE~!"

"He's back from injury! I think he wants to run a program with me after Wrestlemania!"

I hope Vince thanks the Academy of Wrestling Arts And Sciences

Hey now, keep me out of this. I moved my one idea off TSM, and am currently looking around for something of wrestling-relation to throw into the pile, though with my current work schedule that'll be at least a week from now if not longer.