The Amazing Rando

Since I couldn't use it in the SD Magazine thread.... My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Angle pass out at 31 Flavors last night. Mark Henry's going to win the World Heavyweight Title. ...I guess it's pretty serious.

I've never seen a shirt like that at a gay pride parade... ...I mean....Uhmmmmmmmm... ...those shirts suck.

^ I didn't even notice that...and if that IS what they were going for, then that is the subtlest bit of writing this side of the HHH Forklift.

I would also like everyone to see the new ideas for Carlito shirts on WWE.com. I'm not going to link to them, but I will say that the third one is hopefully the winner.

Big Show has the best odds...hmmm... Good comments for HHH, Coach, MNM, Benoit, and Trevor Murdoch.

The Rumble doesn't have to crown a new champion, but it can create a new star. Since they don't have the KOTR anymore, a wild card winner should be possible --- too bad, like you said, it's gotten worse the last few years with the winner of the Rumble winning the title at WM. Steve Austin in 01 HHH in 02 Brock in 03 Benoit in 04 Batista in 05 The last five years, the Rumble winner went on to win the title. That severely lowers the chance for a wild card, even with all the recent injuries to top guys.

Let's say it's Val Venis and they want to book him to win the Rumble. One, he would have to cut a promo. Two, he would have to come in at a decently early number, like 10-12 range. He would then have to play smart and also be a bit of an MVP and eliminate a good 5 or 6 guys before the 27-30 slots come in, including at least one or two big names (Orton, Carlito, Masters, Booker...some good choices there based on how they are percieved by management...he could also be one to eliminate HBK during Vincerference). So Val takes out some upper tier guys, including HBK, and is showing himself to be fairly strong. The announcers have to continuously put over the fact that "OMG! Val is still in there!" similiar to Goldust's run of a few years ago. Val could then disappear into the pack around the 30th entry and get a lucky elimination of one of the last guys, and make it to the final four. He would then have to play survival and almost get eliminated, getting lucky as others are taken out around him. He would THEN have to do the Flair 92 move of eliminating the last guy just as the second-to-last goes over. There you have it... Val Venis Goes To Wrestlemania EDIT: Val would then probably need to build a stable around himself in the coming weeks, even if it's like a repackaged Stevie Richards and Three Minute Warning all as faces. That gives the new star some needed backup, and helps elevate him that much more. And in storyline it could be enough to subdue any type of interference Lita might throw out during a title match.

To throw people off. Vikings didn't want people coming to Iceland, so they named it such, and called the icy place Greenland so people would go there Those horny motherfuckers...

I hope one of them is "Matt, Is That You In Your Avatar?"

I know see a poster named "The Gunslinger" harassing The Man In Blak in the desert of the LSD folder. "There's desperate men in the desert, and then there are those like me...."

Rey Mysterio Jr IN Walking Tall 2

Why don't you feel me? I'm young.

Germans are like Body Slams, anyone should be able to take one. It all on the taker to jump, and fatass is known for not jumping. Henry didn't look like he knew the German was coming. It looked like they were going to tease the spot because Angle's grip looked like it slipped to me. I'm inclined to believe it was Mark's fault, but as was said earlier attempting a simple bump for a 200 pounder becomes a whole different ball game when the guy taking the move is 400 pounds, and the one delivering it is basically being held together with gum and duct tape. Shyeah....like Kurt Angle uses duct tape....

On an unrelated note, I love the book Saturday

That's called "Primanti Brothers" and is famous in Pittsburgh. Meat, Fries, and Slaw all together between bread.

Now what the hell is the purpose of that? Does some higher-up think that someone will walk in on a Deep South training session and say "Oh my god! That's HHH! ...And That's HHH over there! ....and over there! ...POD PEOPLE!"

Gibberia. I speak fluent Gibberish.

Didn't the Rumble used to be planned out in such detail by Patterson? Now, it's a 5 days before the show and they dont even know where they want to go. Just draw a name out of a hat and go with it. "All these balls say Vince McMahon!" "THEY'RE VINCE MCMAHON'S BALLS, DAMMIT!"

Oleg Prudius can't work the mic? "I'M OLEG FELLOWS!!" ...and featuring Ashley Massaro as Lassie, with June Lockheart as Fit Finlay.

Vince: I Want To Make Your Life A LIVING HEEEEELLLLLLL!!! HBK: Well isn't that special...

I don't think you can double underhook anything with your hands nailed 6 feet apart

So Edge is going to nail HHH into his symbol? If it wasn't for that whole "ressurection" thing I'd say that would be a FINE way to end Wrestlemania. Do you think HHH would no-sell "symbolization"

I say that maybe Doane and Jeter can be the tag team portion and let the other three run interference and annoyance on the outside. Let Coach cheer them on and celebrate their winning ways, and eventually have the team win the tag belts. When Coach tries to celebrate with them, they lambast him and say that they are sick and tired of doing this "lame shit" and ask Coach why they had to do all of that to get into the WWE. Play a bit of a shoot card and have the guys claim that Coach told them they could get into the WWE by playing those gimmicks, when you can see off the bat that it was just so he could have his own personal squad. They attack him, but still stay fundamentally tweener and cut a promo the following week about how they dreamed about wrestling for the WWE all their lives and are now really going to showcase what they can do. In a way, it's slightly "new blood", but there hasn't been anything really like that in the WWE, especially not of this size. Do not align them with a veteran or any sort of diva, and let them gain acceptance for their wrestling and...well...spirit. Eventually have the group break-up and by then the WWE could have two or three or more bonafide breakout stars to push into the upper-midcard (the IC Title level about).

Vince is trying to foil God. I want God to ride in a zamboni and attack him in the middle of a championship declaration.