The Amazing Rando

I expected Ashlee Simpson. This thread let me down.

I'm hoping it has Marcellus Wallace's soul in it.

Epileptic Moses

What if you don't know his password?

I'm guessing this was before he died? ..................................... Holy Shit.

Stroke Victim Jesus

It's their biggest one, actually. It serves like 450 stores. They also have one in NY, Indiana, and I can't remember where the fourth one is off the top of my head.

What a car wreck... /JR

Stupid Angle putting blood on himself.

And the ref goes DOWN!

I think it's going to take ALOT for fans to rally behind HHH as a face.

Holy shit, man! You are really going out on a limb there! Are you insane!? You have to be at least six to eight inches off the ground! Don't you have things to live for? Don't put yourself in such jeopardy! Come down and drink some Nestea.... ...NESTEA...THE OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF THE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT, RAW, AND SMACKDOWN PRESENTATION OF SWEET SEVENTEEN, ONLY ON PPV COMING THIS SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!

If Kane came out and just fucked everybody's day up, won the title, and then held it until the Rumble, defeating Carlito, Masters, and HBK on various Raws leading to the Rumble (Vince decides to give all of the EC guys title shots), then losing to Cena in a Kane vs. Cena vs. Angle match or something (have Angle be the last guy in the Chamber with Kane, and have Cena getting a rematch due to a contract clause). Cena goes on to hold it into WM, and

actually no hairnets, and my name badges have all but disappeared...but i have tons of little pins and buttons. Some of them even have my sweat on them! Ebay, baby!

I see that post lasting about 26 minutes before Hoff's OCD kicks in and he rushes back in here to edit it. I think that there is something sinister and enjoyable lurking behind his grammatically correct exterior. Hoff didn't get comma'd enough when he was a child. Hapy Birfday, Hoff!

In that time span, I've had....about 7 jobs. At one point I was doing two internships and working part-time. I didn't go out as good as I did at some of my other jobs, only because I actually did like the people at the last one.

I have that on my comp.... it's awesome, but I love the WWF Kid Rock History one better. "And for all you fans out there, that wonder what the future holds for Sting....well, the only thing that's for sure about Sting, is that nothing is for sure... It's Showtime, FOLKS!"

Actually it was nearly 7... yikes. just yikes. The only thing I can say that's "bad" about the job is that it's three 12 hour days a week, but there is usually overtime every week so it runs about an extra 200 bucks on my paycheck for a total of four days of work. At least now I have days off each week.

1082.2 done for now.

He was famous?

A kid in my town took a shotgun blast to the head after a girl dumped him. After he shot himself, he didn't die immediately, and must have realized he was being an idiot and crawled out of the woods where his family called 911. He went through a lot of surgery and is apparently much better now. The girl was one that me and my friends referred to as "Poodle With Its Face Kicked In" because she looked like a poodle that someone had kicked in the face and then stretched the dent back out. Just nasty.

The funniest part is he looks like Curly from the Three Stooges. But what I'm wondering is how he has a 0 shoe size. Does he have no feet?? That's how they were able to catch it. It's hard to get moving after a stump-fucking gone awry.

Here's a fun chap... Shares my name and looks to be quite the happy fellow. Lives in Rochester, NY. He fucked an 11 year old boy in the ass. No wonder he's so happy.

Samus is a CHICK.

Yeah, I mean, what if they like tomatoes?