The Amazing Rando

He can walk out of tune with his music. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He can wear the same exact outfits EVERY single week, including back to back days. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What happened to the 200 pairs of fruity short tights he bought? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...they are in your closet?

He can walk out of tune with his music.

...and that's bad because....??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats a turn down the a really bad fetish avenue.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Since when is there a BAD fetish avenue? I only trapse along the good one, it's lined with golden showers.

Only if I get Missy Hyatt and Alundra Blaze... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Since you want 2 chicks, we'll give you Bertha Faye and call it even <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He wants to fuck two dead chicks? Then first he'll have to face....KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

...and that's bad because....???

I smell a double turn, with Cena turning heel with Daivari, Angle turning face, and Masters getting lost in the shuffle, or staying a heel and have Angle go after him for a few weeks

Flair goes to prison, meets giant black inmate, spends two months playing "Last Man Sitting"

5'9" or so 135 lbs soaking wet. I'm a beanpole.

You'll find out TONIGHT...LIVE AS RAW INVADES CLEVELAND ON U S A~!!

That's not a top... he's getting his hair cut (or something similiar)

I bet Rikishi was the driver.

Flair clipped the back right tire and then tried to lock the axle in a figure four.

Notice Carlito in the HOODIE behind him?

I didn't see Melina winning unless it meant MNM was going to Raw, and while that would be cool to see, it would completely destroy Smackdown's semi-tag division (if they would push it)

I think the faces and heels on each side would dictate... and I think lately that JBL/Orton is above Carlito/Masters but HBK/Kane/Big Show tower over Batista/Rey, even with Kane/Big Show's recent actions. HBK cancels all of that out. Still, Teddy Long is a face so it might get his group cheered a little more unless Batista is written out and Taker shows up as the fifth man. If that happens then Smackdown will definitely get the loudest pop, but might not be the favorites.

Vince: Yeah, Kurt... we've decided not to give you the WWE Championship at Survivor Series, because we think you're going to die within the next few months. Nice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Vince: Now someone go get Chris Masters...we have to have a talk...

Hmmm... Angle vs. Shelton is about the only feud worthy of Angle's time at this point that doesn't include any of those guys.

He probably just didn't win because it was an IC Title match, and even HHH knew that he shouldn't be anywhere near the IC Title. In 2002 he shouldn't have been anywhere near the IC Title.

Now, I do not follow Ohio Valley much at all due to it not having any sort of national television plan, but I for one believe that it could definitely be better used to help start stars on their way to bigger and brighter things. For one, I would have OVW mentioned during the shows, maybe in a 60 or 90 second recap/clipjob before a commercial break. For one, it would let fans get introduced to people they have not seen, but more importantly, it would take away the idea WWE seems to have in changes gimmicks between the Valley and the 'E. The Bashams were huge rivals - then suddenly teaming (yeah, the one wasn't ACTUALLY a Basham, but you get the point), Rob Conway wasn't a french supporter, Dinsmore wasn't retarded, etc. Yes, I know that not EVERY OVW wrestler got changed - but none of them really should have in the first place. Fans can't react to what they can't see or hear about - and OVW is something that should be at least mentioned more on a national scale and be recognized. The idea of keeping a character from the 'minors' to the big leagues is that OVW will be a good place to make sure the gimmick works before throwing it in front of a multi-million viewer audience. Then again, I'm one that lives under the rule that the gimmick has to be serious enough that they can build whomever it is to some sort of title contention, because TECHNICALLY in 99% of every wrestler's minds should be "I want to be World Champion and I'll do whatever it takes". That is a mantra that seems lost on the Simon Deans and Boogeymans of the world. But it needs to come back, and I think starting on the lowest rung and really working hard with that organization could lead to benefits that I'm not even sure WWE knows it has lurking there.

You poor misguided Canadian bastard.

I know it was because of his bad knees, but if the one thing you are known for is slowed down, it might have been his idea (or the company's) for him to bulk up and look a little stronger so that it would make a little sense if he started "brawling" back, in typical WWE style.

I wasn't saying that he DEFINITELY IS on roids. I was just saying that there is a possibility just like with anyone else. He could be 100% clean and could have just been working out and bulking because his speed isn't what it used to be and he feels the need to compensate and look more imposing.

Just because Rey isn't "a brick wall with veins" doesn't mean he doesn't use steroids, he just might not use them to the point others do. If I hit you in the chest with a shovel 5 times, and somebody else with a shovel 50 times. You'd look at the guy with the 50 and say "Shit, it looks like he just got hit with a shovel!" and the 5 time guy would say "What about me! I got hit!" and you would say "You don't look like him though..."

What I meant by the third paragraph was something like the OVW feud between the "Bashams". If WWE plays it off as their "starting point" for talent, then it doesn't break kayfabe, but had they continued that history between the "Bashams" from the OVW to the WWE and had them work their first mid-card angle against each other in some form, it could have helped them. The fans could see through OVW clips what their feud has been like and see in front of them in the ring what it has evolved into. If they did their first few weeks or so on WWE TV against each other and then went there seperate ways to be built up, by the time one of them got a title (IC or US) then there is a ready-made feud right there they can use. (I would say it's similiar to the HBK vs. HHH saga, but not as overdone. We know that they don't like each other, and it got tread out whenever they needed a space-filler.) The same could go for the Jeter/Capotelli storyline they are running right now EASY. Show them as a team in OVW....show their breakup...and maybe have the face get "called up" first and after a week or two the heel can come out of the crowd and lay down the whooping sticks. If the announcing put it over as "Hey, that's Johnny Jeter from OVW attacking his rival!" and ran with it, it has alot better chance of getting over than "I read poems", "Buy my Simon shakes!", and probably even "Kennedy.......Kennedy". As for FBTG, those are great quotes about the system in place down there - and I wish it was better. I mean, not everybody NEEDS mic skills or whatever, because that kind of thing can be covered up, but I *do* think more people need to have unique ways of working the ring, either via new or different movesets or at least a few creative spots. If a guy has mic skills but barely any ring skills - well then they need to work on the in-ring stuff and if they can't get that any higher - well then they are at a crossroads. I mean, I could probably be a GREAT manager, because I can talk. But I'm only 5'9" and 135 lbs soaking wet, so taking bumps or doing alot of strenuous in-ring work would probably kill me. I could never be a wrestler, but it's not exactly concievable for a green Lashley or Masters to be a manager unless they play the silent valet type like Nash did as Diesel. That could work, but only if those guys were also getting trained and trained and trained to see what improvements could be made or at least what could be done to hide their not-so-great skill. Going back to the Diesel example - whether he drew or not, whatever, but he made a credible champion with a very limited moveset. He had speed (originally) and could destroy you in so few moves, the idea was that you had to try and take them like a man and hope he messes up, or be smart enough to outwit the guy. That could work in Lashley's case, but maybe not Masters. He plays up the fucking Masterlock too much (Just Put It On, Idiot!). Heels should NEVER play up their finishers for the crowd, even if it's just to get heel heat. The sudden lock-on of a submission as a heel gains more heat than a stalled "I'm Gonna Get YOU!" face and hand-motions from behind the face as they stagger like fools. Sorry...went off on a tangent there. Thanks for the input though, guys.