The Amazing Rando

Masters doesn't look like a total freak once he has a shirt on.

With no roster he can't even have any fans wrestle either, because he fired all of us a few weeks ago.

That is whichever brand "wins" the Rumble. Meaning, whichever belt the winner goes after goes on last.

Maybe Yuna can write Daivari/Angle slash fiction.... Angle: You certainly ARE a good American....yes you are... *pets his head* Edit: Oh, and to answer Yuna's question - Check WWE.com

As opposed to what we have now?

Is the brand split ending?

Yes he is. He even had a faction called GeneratioNEXT for a while.

I have no idea what somas are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is from Yahoo Health (yeah I know): Soma is a carisoprodol. Carisoprodol is a muscle relaxant. It works by blocking nerve impulses (or pain sensations) that are sent to your brain. Carisoprodol is used, along with rest and physical therapy, to treat injuries and other painful muscular conditions.

WWE Official: Why does he have his nose buried in Maria's ass? Maria: What's a heroin? Jake: Never you mind....never you mind.

Deaf Drug Tester! His finisher can be the DDT.

If you didn't advertise that you have female parts, maybe this wouldn't happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have female parts. I use them as Xmas ornaments and cookie cutters.

Piper is more of a wallaby type of man.

Sorry, didn't realise me creating the thread would cause such a backlash. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This caused complaining. Wrestlemania causes Backlash.

Yes, Vyce, I know it. (and "randoism" grows into the lexicon a little more). And yeah, it is bizarre that the fans would rather cheer HHH over Cena, but HHH went away for a few months and has come back a bit from being such a stale heel - and Cena is still doing what he has been. If Cena disappeared for three or four months and came back, he'd at least be a little fresher, even if he did the same schtick. He'd probably get one of those huge welcome back pops too (Hell, even HHH got it --- then he turned on Flair).

Well...Gregory Helms is blemish-free thanks to the Power of Oxy-10, Proud Sponsor of In Your House: Armageddon! Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Though my mind could think I still was a mad man I hear the voices when I'm dreaming I can hear them say... ...YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!

Can't you just use lube? Why all the fancy stuff?

Poor Cena.

Sting is leading religious prayer shows. He wants no part of Vince except to do a DVD project. If they do Cena vs. Hogan, Cena would have to be the number one heel in the company to even stand a chance at getting anything out of Hogan. Look at the recent HBK match, and even the match with the Rock at X8... those two guys are pinnacle guys...Cena is so many rungs below that he can't even see their feet. With the way things are going, Hogan vs. Orton would be a better idea - and that would still suck.

Two Words: Pineapple Hair. Two More Words: Actual Ability.

Maybe you should have went with "kill 500,000 of your friends in a second or a century"

boo. Get off the stage. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was worth a shot.

Cena's bombing so badly that when he went for the FU the first time, Funaki suddenly vaporized.

It's the best selling comedy album EVER, beating out Steve Martin's Wild & Crazy Guy...which is insane. I'm with Meatwad, I think that he may do well in skits, but they need to really play to his strengths.

It would have to be semi-random or else whenever it came time for some to leave and some to go, fans would see it coming and say "oh, then I guess so-and-so isn't winning this big match, he has time off coming up" or what if a guy is champion, will they have to stay on the road for a little longer until they lose it and then maybe get an extended break and let others in the ME scene until they come back? The second scenario would be great, as it might force other people to move up in the ranks and then when a guy comes back they might do a little upper-card feud before going back to a title hunt or something. They would have to do it in a way that wouldn't be noticeable to the fans. You wouldn't want them all the sudden saying "Oh, where's Big Show been lately? Hmm, must be his vacation time." I say that because whether or not the regular fans know of it - the smarter fans will.