The Amazing Rando

Go lol yourself.

Nothing gets the balls boiling like "Fuck Me, Lord Satan"

I dig Hole In One (or Two) and the one where the stand on the board with all the numbers to try and win the car.

Matthew: Man, Jesus, what happened to you? Jesus: Just got out, they nailed me on Friday night for possession.

Those things on Richard Simmons' face.

My bad. Also, that kick-trading with Juvi and London on the apron was something I don't think I've ever seen in a battle royal, but it makes so much sense. I'm glad it didn't end there though.

The only two people on Raw that qualify as cruisers are Helms and Tajri...yeesh...just put em both on SD.

"How come did you get sent home, Eugene?" And I do believe that they even referred to hiim as "Nicholas Eugene Dinsmore" at one point, or "Eugene Nicholas Dinsmore" or, like, Bisch was pissed and referred to him by his full name, maybe to Regal or something.

Chuck Norris gave birth to Bob Barron on this day 21 years ago...through his naval. And Happy Birthday Piss. That little thing in your avatar excites me.

Chuck Norris once went back in time and accidentally roundhouse kicked a butterfly. The result was New Kids On The Block.

Bob Barron is probably the only person on the planet that can open a beer wth the brim of his hat.

So I picked this up last week after hearing decent things about it (the need for a patch not withstanding). So far I haven't really gotten deep into playing, and am just messing with the tutorials because i've never played an RTS before. In the tutorials you play as the British, but I'm thinking the French are going to be my civilization of choice once I get into it all. In fact, I may just go do that now. Any ideas/strategies would be helpful, as I am thinking I want to build a nice economy, befriend some injuns, and then work towards a nice army to go around destroying others with.

While vacationing in Jamaica, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick was let loose so quickly that the wind from it created Hurricane Ranger, but due to the accent of the jamacians, the news thought it was "Rita", the Hurricane then went towards Texas, cause that's where a Hurricane Ranger's gotta be.

Chuck 3:16 doesn't say anything...because it doesn't have to.

When Chuck Norris cums, the heavens part and light floods the countryside in bliss as God wipes off his chin.

So really, every time Chuck Norris masturbates, he kills a kitten... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but he's too manly to take the blame. He masturbates for our sins.

Chuck Norris can't deflect bullets, but he can rape Superman. Chuck Norris fishes with his bear hands. He killed the bear by beating it to death with a fish. Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills a kitten. He kills them by using them to masturbate.

Chuck Norris touches children. What are you going to do about it? If you call Chuck Norris a kid toucher, he will roundhouse kick you in the face and then touch your children. If you do not have children, he will touch you, and you will feel like a kid again. The moon landing was not a hoax, as the wind was caused by one of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks, and the reflection on Neil Armstrong's helmet came from the light reflected from Chuck Norris' smile. Jeff Jarrett was once kicked so hard by Chuck Norris he went into a coma and has not come out of it since. The Jeff Jarrett you see on television currently is portrayed by the Patriot Del Wilkes. Chuck Norris counts as 6 full rating points. Sadly, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his television in sadness at the final episode of MASH. If the room does not spin when someone close to Chuck Norris dies, he makes it spin. A jumping roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris while in Minnesota on vacation was the premise for "When Doves Cry". Chuck Norris kicked 800 homeruns in his Major League career. He played for the Texas Rangers for three weeks in 1981 before retiring after his 800th homerun sailed around the Earth and hit the home plate umpire in the back of the head, killing him instantly. Chuck was heard to reply that he shouldn't have been standing there.

Yeah, that broke me down. Damn....

LPYC brings some love. Nice.

I remember his Pony.

I question why Randy would wear that shirt instead of an Eddie one.

I felt like hugging my TV just then.

They really should have done a chase sequence.

Maria plays her character better than some of the men play thiers.