The Amazing Rando

Kane took that lovely.

I think they booked it so that if Cade/Murdoch somehow WIN it looks believable.

Murdoch has finally COME BACK...FROM WAAAAAL-MART!

I saw a Tank Abbot sign, I believe.

...now I wanna see Helms try the Styles Clash. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spiral Tap.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I like what you do to babies..."

He's inhuman. Fucker got thrown in a DUMPSTER OF FIRE and came back the next week to electrify ballsack. He can do anything!!! Shit, Kane can fly.

I like how a Verbal Debate got 6% of the voting.

I predict Masters is going to take a pinfall loss this evening, what with the other three in the match. Either that, or Cena goes down to Angle to further their storyline to the Series....that is, unless Angle is leading some stupid Raw vs. Smackdown storyling into the Series and they want Michaels vs. Cena on PPV, setting it up Hogan-style tonight after Cena pins Masters.

I really wanted to start this today. Oh well. That's what I get for sleeping in.

Only 23? Hmm.... let me find last Tuesday's notebook... *throws papers and books all askew* Oh...and on Saturday, I met Elvis Costello. That was the highlight of my entire 22nd year on this planet.

You got a Treo?

HE CAN PULL A GUN FROM HIS LEG! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE!

Like I said earlier...you'll never EVER EVER EEEEEVER hear a "W-W-E" chant.

"Please Don't Fall!"

Let's call it an Over-The-Shoulder Armdrag Takedown.

What a dick move from Petey there.

In the same vein as many wrestles pulling down the straps... PETEY LETS DOWN THE HAIR!

That fatherhood.org PSA commercial thing was .... yeah.

Also...the ref looks like Chris Daniels, at least he did when i first got a good look at the screen.

The ref should have EASILY seen that double team. Technically I think it was in his periph the whole time.

Here's the problem, to any new viewers tonight, Rhino comes off as the heel and Jarrett's promo came off as a Face with the whole "my last chance" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...kinda like HHH after SurSer last year.

Holy shit what a clothesline sell! This is better than anything WWE has done in the last little while. Definitely spotastic...but in such a good way. Note: You'd never hear any WWE crowd chant "W-W-E"

We'll call that one 5.1 Surround Sound Stereo... that toehold/leg scissor thing was INSANE.

What the fuck was THAT ropewalk about... That was far less Old School and far more Reform School.