The Amazing Rando

This is when Kane, Shelton, Big Show, Tajiri, Matt Striker, and the Superheroes should come out and erupt in a huge show-stealing/show-ending brawl.

Yeah. He called Lita a big C, too.

I'm thinking Conway and Dupree could re-team and be "The Resistance", no french thing...just anti-everyone.

Jericho enlists the aid of every single Raw heel, and in the end Cena better wind up shut in a casket.

Jericho should be on commentary.

Lita's been "On a Pole" way too many times for there to be a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like putting 60 round pegs into 3 round holes.

Edge gets thrown in the ambulance and then it's.... "Where To, Stephanie...*COUGH*...I mean, Where to, Adam?"

After the Stretcher Match, Kane and Edge will have a posedown. And then they will have an arm wrestling contest... Summerslam is going to be "Evening Gown Atrocity 2", and that'll just be Lita's entrance.

Have them join up together, do stupid shit for a few months, then have them come out and turn heel. She goes from supid to vengeful bitch, showing her true self, while Eugene finally states that he isn't retarded, and it was all made up, and they both shit on the fans for buying something so stupid. An instant heel pair, I'd love it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then Maria and Christy have a ***** scaffold match.

Play with My Little Ponies? Yeah, that's hip.

Maria Dinsmore....??

I'm thinking Kane should just start randomly appearing and beating the living shit out of people, starting in about 25 minutes.

well that ending spot was just....stupid.

..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well it does...........

Kane's shoulder was up for that entire count.

Kane's face looks like a popped whitehead.

After that, he'll throw Edge's briefcase off of a bridge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd pay money to see this, just to see the look on Edge's face.

You, me, Lita, Betsy, a chainsaw.....Yeah, you drive me fucking crazy.

Don't count your chickens before they hatch....

There's an idea I never considered... abduction.

^ eating metal?

well think about it... All Snitsky does is kill babies... Cena calls them GAY. No question who I'd be cheering for, and his first name does not rhyme with "Ron"

Conway's glasses can not come off during the match... no matter WHAT happens.

Edge shoots his own foot as Matt Hardy is always on the internet, and has in fact had a relationship. There goes your theory, Darwin.

Going with the Rando theme... "This is wonderful." /sarcasm.