The Amazing Rando

so what happened...did he try to somersault out of the flapjack cause he wasn't sure of what was going on and the guy held him till he landed on his neck?

Thanks for the explanation. That would be a good story, and would make Kurt look even more like a complete ass, especially if the reality is pulled into it that seems to be the case as of late around the WWE, or at least, semi-reality in most cases.

I think an explanation into the arm band cutting is in order, cause I'm totally lost.

If JBL turns face and Morley joins him... Orlando Jordan would create his own empire, and try to profit off the Jordan name. He'll be racist to other blacks and try to use them to his own gain. JBL, playing face, will hire EL GRAN LUCHADORE to destroy Orlando Jordan and his lackeys, Viscera and the Godfather, who will only be in it for the hoes and high-tail it the second they start to take a beating. If JBL stays heel and Morley joins him... Orlando Jordan will turn face, and the race card will be played from the black perspective once more. Jordan will eventually triumph and afterwards both Jordan and Morley will be fired. JBL will never make mention of the angle and instead go on to feud with anybody else on the roster over the fact that he is better than them cause he is rich.

I know damn well he went by a different name in the Island Boyz... as Jamal was known as "Ekmo". Does anyone have an old version of EWR lying around? Edit: It was KIMO. YnA helped me out.

If they change Rosey's name, sure. Rosey, like Albert, is just not a good wrestler's name. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> did 3 Minute Warning have an alternate name in OVW or anything where they went by different names? I can't remember? Maybe the answer lies in there.

Hurricane and Rosey need to shed the masks and have Helms play the 'boy toy singer' again, with Rosey as his bodygaurd keeping people at bay as he sings his "hit" song. Sure, it wasn't the biggest hit for Double J, but it got him the IC Title a few times. Call him "Sugacane" Helms, and give Rosey dreads.

^ that's why I suggested they use it to it's fullest advantage and get away from the Kane gimmick.

Oddly enough, this could easily give Kane a new direction. Look at Kane's past as far as storylines go. Coffee, Dead Bodies, Abortions, Flaming Dumpsters... They need to bring out the entire 'truth' behind the Matt/Adam/Amy story. They need to have them each tell the audience what happened, and be COMPLETELY TRUTHFUL. Cause in the truthful known scenario, Edge and Lita are total and complete scum, and that will put both of them more over than they ever have been in their careers. Let Matt play the scorned lover that was shown the door... ...then Matt can talk about how he had to deal with losing Lita in a storyline marriage pregnancy to Kane, of all people, and then have Kane do a pseudo-shoot about all the stupid crap he's had to go through, including DDS and Fake Diesel. Let Kane just explode and rant and rave, and say that he hated having to walk around for the past few months having to push fans out of the way screaming out abortions and stealing, when the real theft was going on right over Matt's shoulder. Kane snaps against the system, in a worked sense, goes to using his real name (or whatever) and plays "himself", and not the bizarro emo machine that he is now that the fans haven't been able to connect to since the night the mask came off. Even with the recent storyline, most of the fans knew of the Matt story, and thus just didn't care that Kane was all sad. The last time I felt any sense of shit for Kane was when that mask came off, and mostly those feelings were regret that it didn't happen earlier, and that it had to come at the hands of HHH, and that his makeup job was horrendous. Run with the Hardy storyline, take it as far as it can go. This can be opportunity for Kane, who has...again...been dealing with the rookie Snitsky for months now in storyline. Kane could be a great tweener, be away from the Love Triangle, have a fresh start that he needs, and maybe get the fans to buy him as something more than a storyline clipjob of a character. Snitsky, as far as I'm concerned, can go to Smackdown and stay there. (And I like the whole 'not my fault' thing, it just wouldn't work in this context)

just YESTERDAY someone asked me if Warrior had died. That was one long akward silence, followed by "No, he's not, but he did tie up Santa in S&M gear once." I wish I had a camera for his reaction. Priceless.

Ultraspank broke up? Motherfucker... granted, I only ever heard one album from them, but it was good shit.

Wow. Never seen a grizzly bear in a wetsuit before....

The episode with the former Nazi going into the destroyed and broken down concentration camp disturbed the fuck out of me.

I am more annoyed at the fact that politicians and others with say "the attacks of September 11th, TWO THOUSAND AND ONE" as if major destruction occured on that date any other time lately. "Wait, you were talking about THAT, shit, I thought you were talking about those '03 bombings!"

Motherfucking Chip's Challenge. YIKES. What a horrendous pain in the ass game. I remember when I was a kid that Sunsetriders gave me a horrible fucking headache, but emulating it recently was a breeeeeze. A lesser-known PSX game known as "Courier Crisis" that I somehow wound up with courtesy of a holiday or something, drove me FUCKING insane. I would do well in the beginning, but then I would have to go long ass distances around insane traffic to deliver things too... even with the best bikes it was pretty much impossible.

"BAH GAWD, KING, THERE'S FUR EVERYWHERE!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Donnie Darko Kevin Smith stuff Empire Records Man On The Moon High Fidelity Instinct I'm sure there are more, and most of these are big faves of mine, hence why I watch them like crazy... oh, and MST3K:The Movie, of course.

I love this game, if it is what I am thinking of. I know there was one (it may have been simulator 1.000 or whatever) that had a female team and a legends team, along with a few other special teams outside of the regular MLB ones. I believe this one also had the slot machine type thing where your batter/pitcher could get power ups like a super spin or a super fast or slow ball or a cannon shot. Oh man, I just remembered the all-robot team. The pitcher had a fucking cannon arm or some shit. I loved it.

The "one man takes out an army" thing is one of the many many many reasons I hated "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever". I got dragged to see that and to this day consider it probably the worst movie I've ever ever seen...and i've seen alot of the so-called "horrible" MST3K films.

tip drill the bitch, yo.

My girlfriend, taken the first day we met. My ringtone is just some random Nokia shit, but my old phone had "Ride of the Valkyries" so I could scare the shit out of Charlie.

Jesus fucking CHRIST, man. Amazing.

Images of Batista in a pristine white suit, with the suit and the WHT covered in Hunter's blood as he stares at the camera looking like Vince when he came up over the apron at Ric Flair. Just a cool, somewhat crazy smile and a little laugh as he holds up a dented chair.

He should powerbomb Jack Doan so that Doan can rise from the dead and lead his people.