The Amazing Rando

Yes...that's what i'm thinking of. Deep pardons and all that shit.

The video for "Stroke Me" is just... what the fuck. I mean, nearly every video they mentioned on that MTV special should be included. That Michael Jackson/Eddie Murphy crossover thing... just yuck.

I dig both. It's a guilty pleasure of sorts.

Angle already busted out the "THIS TALL" joke back before SSlam 02 where he and Rey opened the show.

Oddly enough, the next WWE video game is going to be called "Smackdown: Where's HHH?"

It's that The Cars "You Might Think" or whathaveyou?

6 years, 2 months, and 19 days.... Long Johns, KFC, Burger King, and a 6 month stint at Disney World (in a fast food restaurant) ... along the way i also worked for my university and did two internships. During the summer of 03 I had 3 jobs. It blew hard. There's a secret - don't work three jobs. Cause it'll blow...hard. My first day of fast food hell was January 17, 1999. Edit: People that ask for fries with no salt on them piss me off, especially since most of the fries come already packed with sodium. Shit, Long John's batter is some of the saltiest shit ever, but i've never heard a single old person whine about them. So guess what, if you can't handle salt, stay away from Long John Silvers.

Ha... the KFC/LJS i work at currently has the kitchen in full view of everyone that comes in. It really sucks, but I don't act any different than I ever did.

I can definitely say that i've never seen anything like that at the KFC i work at. Neither raw or cooked chicken is cut in any way (shit, we are lucky to have ONE KNIFE in the store, and it's for cutting up blocks of vegetable shortening), though working without gloves some of the guys do, not me though...that shit is disgusting. The ole "sneeze into the armpit" is a good technique, as a few times i've sneezed so bad from the breading that my ribs hurt afterward. Re-use oils... Yeah, the grease vats keep the same oil sometimes for weeks. I don't think it hurts the quality of the product, though I did have a batch of fries that tasted like Cinnamon Sugar cause some dumb bitch thought it would be a time saver to sprinkle that shit on the apple pies while they were still in the little basket (which is also used for said fries). Also, I think most of the people I work with are rude pieces of shit. When I used to run drive-thru and I couldn't hear someone talk, I said "i'm sorry, i'm having trouble hearing you, can you repeat that?". At this store it's "What? I CAN'T...HEAR...YOU." And I just want to punch them. They also get attitudes toward the customers and when the customers bring it back to them it's like "well *I'm* not dealing with them" and they walk into the kitchen or something. (this is the drive-thru people, not the counter help). The store I work at is inept. Almost as inept as the LJS I spent 5+ years at. At least at that store I learned (as a cashier) that if there are no customers to be waited on, go clean the dining area. Some days my boss has to scream her head off to get anyone to go clean the dining room (depending on the employees working). Some days I leave my post as the cook and go do it cause nobody else will. I'm such a fucking overachiever.

Please do tell. I just started smoking again, and I'd like to know exactly how long it's going to take to kill me. Jesus, though, I'm addicted to their hush puppies. It's more grease than fried batter, but still, goddamn. I figure they'll kill me long before the cigs do, though. Chicken can look like plastic after about an hour. If you ever order hushpuppies in the middle of the afternoon (between 2 and 3) the chances of getting very dark burnt ones is greatly increased. Another Long John's one.... the cole slaw they leave in open pans is the exact same age as the cole slaw already in containers. People constantly ask for "fresh" slaw (meaning out of the open pans) when i try to give them one already in a small cup. Hell, the cup ones are better cause they have lids and don't have to deal with any contaminants the air and surrounding areas might contain. I also hate women who flush public toilets with their feet, breaking the small arm inside the toilet. I usually have to fix one every few months.

FUCK NO! I'm going to Summerslam and I don't want to have to see fucking EDGE walk out with the belt. I wouldn't mind seeing Edge stretcher job at SSlam though. that'd be sweet.

Edge: Bischoff, I have decided when I want to cash in that World Heavyweight Title Shot! Bischoff: Alright. Edge: It will be me against Batista...at KING OF THE RING!! YEAH! Bischoff: But...but...King of the Ring is... Edge: Now now, there is NO changing my mind Eric! *Edge leaves* Then the rest of Edge's career can be him constantly telling the rest of the lockerroom about his big title shot coming up at King of the Ring, which never ever happens.

I didn't say shit about shit, but hey, the more people that confuse me and Rudo...the easier it will be when he up and disappears one day and I come by holding a chloroform rag and the notebook he keeps all his ideas in. ...and whistling. definitely whistling.

From Burger King - don't buy the chili, or the fish From Long John Silvers - That shit can get pretty raunchy if it sits under a heat lamp for an hour or two. From Disney - lots of people smoke pot. (of course) ...and Mickey isn't real From my time in TV news - if you don't work in the main headquarters of the station, you don't do much of anything but sit around. From my time in radio - paper cuts FUCKING SUCK.

Would the sidekick's name be "Alter Boy"?

my highest was 8800+ ...I could never get past the Bagel on one try, but now he's pretty easy.

Dammit! This blows.

^ that there is one of my favorites. though I say "One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other (i say this very slow and deliberate) rapes little boys." The looks I get on people's faces are wonderful. Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Ferarri? A: You have to be over 16 to have a Ferarri.

^ what the fuck kind of sick relatives do you have! Is Hanes & Gravy a jewish treat I'm unaware of? Your IQ is lower than your high school GPA.

^ enjoys the javalog.

Cozzey

^ once stared at Mickey Mouse's ass.

hell...anybody going into that spot would be a great swerve, and it would be funnier with a Benoit/Y2J/Kane victory over HHH after he cheated to beat Batista. I don't see Kane walking out of WM with the title, but Y2J doing it (since it was HIS match idea in the first place) would be sweet. Note: I would not want to see a Y2J/Cena celebration mid-ring with confetti. I'd kill myself.

I got 4468 or whatever....number 5. I had to take on Dave 3 or 4 times

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT CONTROLLER!! GAAAAAAAAH!! DAMA-POWER!!!! *Breaks things* Yeah. Of course i have anger management issues, I think I've mentioned that.