The Amazing Rando

I once threw the NES Joystick Pad (The giant grey pad with the big joystick) out an open window. The cord broke off at the system. I can't remember the game I was playing.

Shouldn't your outlet be bashing people on the field? And if not, shouldn't it be this lovely place? and if not, then maybe you should buy a few stress balls. Or meditate or something. Listen to Solitudes and light incense. There are lots of ways to relieve stress, you just gotta find what works for you. Acupuncture apparently works.

I'm a tiny little fucker with a short fuse. It get it from both my parents really. I have been told to seek anger management, but I have since calmed down alot. Most of it had to do with my maturity level and my stress level. Once I got the first one up and the second one down, I was fine. I still sometimes get close to going over the edge, but do my best to hold off until I can get someplace private to vent. I'm not saying you aren't mature, or whathaveyou, but stress is a big factor in it. If that is high in your life you might want to try and tone it down as best you can. It can help out alot if you do, even if it isn't the key to the anger, it can still affect it.

Great find, DH. Better than the PS1 launch marketing campaigns by far. I thought it just had MK1 and 2. the one PSP having sex with the second PSP is just fucking bizarre, as our the two PSPs getting high.

I was there the exact same week. I think I left Saturday. I completely forgot about Nitro Spring Break until after I was home.

Did he seriously just win with a fucking left hand? Did he change his name to Bart Jindrak? I'm still a fan of my "100% Mark" Jindrak idea.

It wouldn't have been so bad, except that the news reporters were closer to the action than the Fire & Rescue squads. If the FBI/ATF thought anything foul was going to go on, they should have had F&R standing by right there, and not a few miles away like they were.

This was going to be what I was going to say, and shit, it only took the first reply.

"You got the kidney beans? Okay, you got the pinto beans? Alright, you got the sauce? Great, now where the hell is that case of fingers I asked for? Don't tell me it's still on the truck! I told you not to tell me that it was still on the FUCKING truck!" *pulls out knife*

name one. Cash Money Millionaires #1 Stunna.... Thier first video was about look at all my money. All of their videos are about look at my money. THE RECORD LABEL IS CASH MONEY RECORDS. what are they supposed to show. I never understood the phrase "Cash Money Millionaires" ...does that make Snoop a "Pot Weed Millionaire"? Is Micheal Jackson a "Child Touching Molester Millionaire" ... are were Milli Vanilli ".... .... Millionaires"? It's just an incredibly self-redundant statement. Or am I missing something and "cash" and "money" are two vastly different things.

King of all Moccas

Magic Johnson's NBA Showering In Razorwire 2005~! I apologize for that...but COMING THIS FALL... Jennifer Lopez IS... Douche Nukem!

If they are doing NINE of these, and Sam is done with this one...they will do Venom. Shit, they could have Venom be 5 and 6 with THC's villian and Harry being the villians for 3 and 4... maybe have Harry play nice through 3, and see if he can figure out what's going on, then use it to his advantage in 4. Use 3 and 4 subplots to introduce Eddie Brock and the like, and then 5 and 6 could be big Venom movies. Then I don't know what they would do. Shit, they could save Venom/Carnage up for the final movies they do of the series. Of course they have all the other villians, but to mainstream audiences that aren't big comic fans, Venom is the one everybody knows. Venom is the big badass to that section of the crowd. The others might want to see Mysterio, Electro, Scorpion, Chameleon, the Lizard, or a billion other guys...but there just isn't enough film to do those and make them marketable to a wide audience. It will sell because it's Spidey, but the Venom story is still going to be the big one.

Sublime... Pool Shark. And, while not a lyric, the end (or beginning...can't remember which) of one Snot song had a "car crash" sound effect.

They could have called it "The Final Solution" and then every time he hit it, a little piece of Barry Horowitz would die as he cried himself to sleep.

I've watched it numerous times, with and without the various commentaries. I seem to pick up on subtle things each and every time that I missed before. The first time I saw it, I was just in awe at the end. I didn't know what to think, or do, or anything. I just know I loved it. The more I read about it, the more I began to understand, the more I enjoyed it when I sat down to watch it again. And my favorite sequence is definitely the time sequence in the beginning, where they fly through the school going slower and faster depending on the action. The principal just missing a drug pass was an awesome little touch. After you watch it a few times and begin to understand it, the very very first scene makes much more sense.

According to Power Slam magazine over here in the UK, talks with New Jack broke down after he blew the whole deal by announcing it on some shitty indy fed card. He was meant to be brought in as the real guy that stabbed Cena but that was tanked. yeah right...like Cena would even be WALKING right now if New Jack came after him with a knife.

Samarui Jack - the futuristic techno DJ episode. Jack with a PACIFER~! and rocking the neon was a great visual.

Twisted Metal A multi-faceted story using some of the characters from the first/second games would be amazing. Maybe change it a little so that once a character is dead that's it, and maybe have Calypso randomly dropping them into places after every death, that way they can have many different scenes in different areas of the world and also add to the drama of who bought it each time. So, one moment you could be watching two guys fighting through the streets of New York, only to suddenly drop into Chicago, unaware of who died. Then the movie could "flashback" to whomever's death it was when the time came to reveal it.

His name was "Elvin", being as Cartman's "NO ELVIN" and hitting him with a stick, causing the most whacked out expression from Elvin, caused me to nearly piss myself with laughter.

The first time I heard about it was when Rock was on the Daily Show. Lots of blowing shit up, apparently.......and the BFG.

I know many movies had stuff DURING the credits... Empire Records - Mark and Eddie talk about the Pixies (along with a car crash in the distance) Shrek 2 - Donkey sings and Dragon returns Little Nicky - I'm not sure if this was during, after, or just before, but I remember a scene with Tarantino as the blind priest freaking out over Nicky and the girl's child being spawn of Satan. Finding Nemo - The Aquarium Fish escape. There is the Darth Vader breathing at the end of Episode One. My favorites of the ones listed are J&SBSB and Ferris Bueller.

I wouldn't say I have ADD... ...look a pony! Hello. You know me, your friendly neighborhood Amazing Rando. A part of the TSM community for close to three years and three thousand ideas. Every one of them, whether here or in the "real world", follow the same pattern. Step 1. Come up with idea. Step 2. Run with idea for a few days/weeks Step 3. Look! A Pony! Step 4. Start Over. You've heard of Roomies or the ill-fated Three on Tue. While I am semi-proud of the tv sitcom idea, it stemmed from my college life. I graduated with a Mass Communication degree, basically due to my love of slacking off and pop culture. If I lived in a metropolitian area, I'd probably work for a record company, or a big radio station, or even a publishing company (my minor was Writing). But, I live in rural hell, and thusly my brain wanders constantly. I have been in the fast food world since '99, and grew sick of it sometime in '02. I used to love it, or at least, tolerated it. After I came back from Disney World, I became a shell of what I was prior to the trip, and have become the grumpy grizzled veteran that hates change, trainees, and people constantly bitching about stupid shit. Too bad that is the situation I find myself in. 22 years old, with a college degree, and am currently stuck in two fast food jobs, working between 50-55 hours every week just to make a loan payments, credit card payments, and my cellphone. I live at home, and luckily I have caring parents that are willing to stand by me as long as I need it (hell, my cousin is almost 30 and still lives at home - poor guy). So as each day passes, I seem to fall back into that pissed off shell I was at my old fast food job. I hadn't felt that way since moving to my newest one, but the more I work the more I want to just torch the building with people inside. So I hunt, constantly hunt, for a way to improve my life and give me a job where I can be happy. With my college degree staring at me, I have all but abandoned finding a job in the field. I understand now that working in radio or TV would not make me happy, and in the past few months I have searched for jobs doing almost anything - but with no luck. Last week, I had the idea of going back to school for a professional trade - in this case, architecture. This is where I begin to tie into how I began this long-winded tirade. I do have the fear in the back of my mind that I will get into something thinking I can do it, and then falter and fail. It haunts me. I don't want to invest a ton of time and money into something, only to completely fuck myself over in the long run, especially with my various bills already piling up. So while discussing this with my parents, my mother brought up the idea of working as a real estate agent. At first I was sceptical, but as I have started to think about it and research, it seems to be something I could do and do well, and my interest is piqued. But, as I said, the thoughts of failing or falling short are staring at me, and right now I am not completely sure I can survive. I have a goal - and that is to get into the local real estate agent class, learn as much as I can, and see if this is a job I would love to do every day. Right now, I'm about 80/20 in favor of going ahead with this, pushing myself, and working my ass off to succeed. I owe it to myself. So to you, fellow TSMers, I ask of you - what should I do? It has been a rough journey these past few years to find something that I am good at and can also make a career out of that will keep me out of poverty. I think that this is the opportunity I have been waiting for. ~ Rando.

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The Smackdown ring announcer should announce him as "Rock Rock Til You Drop, Rock Rock Never Stop...Marty Jannety!" just to hear a few random smarks pop. Actually...i'd use it as the most pimp lazy susan ever.