The Amazing Rando

Would you really bid on something signed by ORLANDO JORDAN?! The only thing I would bid on signed by him would be his own pink slip.

well okay... but you agree, as that is probably the storyline they are going to go with. What can he do for the other weeks? Well, apparently he can beat Marty Jannetty, and then he could start a Good Sumaritan version of DX. "SUCK IT....PLEASE."

It's not that at all... Angle is doing exactly what he said he would do on Monday. "To accomplish everything Shawn Michaels has done in his career in four weeks" The ladder match is step one, which is a match Angle hasn't been in yet. Now he has. HBK doesn't have to accept, all he has to do is hammer home that just cause Angle wrestled in a ladder match doesn't make him as good as the "Showstopper", so Angle has to step it up the next week, and continue until finally he is like "FINE, You want to settle this...straight up wrestling..." and they do it.

Cause the Nuclear Holocaust just screams "Time for college" As much as I hate Kid Rock... "Lonely Road of Faith" seems to fit the bill nicely.

HBK did the tear drop.....last week, I think, and JR/King were saying he was mocking the Angle Slam.

RRR... when was the last great match to go "outside the WWE style" in the WWE?

Marvin...I think MD minimum wage is 5.25 right now. Though most places I've heard start people out at 5.50 or more.

He needs to stop going over jobbers and put himself over more deserving people.

"You rode down a zipline covered in mirrors! I'm going to kick your ass!" If Kurt does Shawn's old pose at WM21...I'll mark out so HARD.

My walls feature: Wall 1: Clerks movie poster Various Disney World Postcards A framed photo of Spaceship Earth in Epcot, taken from one of the Epcot offices and sold during a Disneyana convention. Purchased on Ebay for 80 bucks. (I actually walked by it numerous times whilst working there) Also...my College Bachelor's Degree Wall 2: The Notebook movie poster Old Nirvana poster "Pimpin: Ho' Sale Since 1869" - Secret Santa gift years ago. Wall 3: Framed Wolverine/Hulk #1 Comic & Universe #1 Comic (I did it for the artwork) Airbrushed Liscene Plate Caricature of myself Sketch from Disney Cartoon "Canine Caddy" Charcoal One Of A Kind Bob Marley art. Done by a California artist. Art from one of my Disney roommates Wall 4: Family photos (and a giant window that takes up the rest of the wall space)

I forgot one... actually two... SPORTS NIGHT... Issac's stroke, and Jeremy's freak out in the woods. The sexual harrasment one was good too.

That one was brought up. My favorite "special episode" was probably the "Coming Out" of Ellen... because it was hyped up like crazy and really didn't amount to much as far as the show went, and it ended up cancelled relatively quickly afterwards.

Wasn't Bischoff the "benefactor"?

Donnie Darko: "Why don't you take off that silly man suit." plus the truth behind Patrick Swayze Fight Club: The last twenty or so minutes. JFK: The ending, and everything with Donald Sutherland Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Dueling Pianos, "For A Good Time, Call Allison Wonderland", and the words "three year old dinky" Punch-Drunk Love: "I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry." Instinct: The entire "What did I take from you" scene. Apocalypse Now: The 'napalm' scene. High Fidelity: The Rob vs. Ian dream sequences. MST3K The Movie: "IT'S...THE AMAZING RANDO!"

Thanks to the powers of our American Mafia system, we are going to make our very own CWM into the next President of our mostly beloved country. Running on a specific No Courtney Love platform, and with SAINT IDrinkRatsMilk as the VP candidate to cover the religious sectors of our great nation, I feel that 2008 will have no room for ties, as CWM/IDRM will destroy the opposition. The campaign slogan speaks volumes... "It Won't Be A Contest." *waves flag* CWM/IDRM 2008~!

"Wait a second...cartoon characters aren't supposed to DIE!" "Should've went to Jiffy Lube or something."

who?

What about Who Framed Roger Rabbit? You should have made a space between "Rabbit" and "?" or italicized the title... because the actual title doesn't contain the "?" I'm a nitpicky bastard. The book that movie is based on however...simply rocks.

Flik... i think you need to try your luck and catch the Roadrunner. I would recommend train tracks and a rocket car.

Another shock spoiler... Raw is coming to you on SpikeTV! more on this as it develops.

I'm more of a "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" sort of person.

No, actually...it's anthrax... Have A Magical Day.

Why did you choose that name for your character? Bloodshed: Back in my RP fed days, I met a young kid who used the character "Bloodshed". He, along with myself as "The Black Diamond", formed the tag team known as "The Psychos" and actually ran it through a few feds before he disappeared. So I took the character, dropped the Black Diamond one, and kept using his as a change of pace. Apostle: My first ever RP fed character, and actually comparable to the Bloodshed character I stole, hence why I kinda melded the two together. Alan Clark: The 'handler' of the original Bloodshed was named Alan Clark, and so it is my tribute to him, wherever he is. I believe he lived in SC the last time i ever talked to him (which was like 4 years ago). Why do they look the way they do? Bloodshed's original look came from the original Bloodshed look, while the Apostle's was just a white variation on it. Alan started as the Disney guy, and then has transitioned way too many times, though he always stayed mostly true to the Bloodshed look, outside of the times when his hair was cut short and less red was used. Why is their character the way it is, and is this different from how you originally envisaged them? The character is the way he is now because of all the crap i've tried to do since I started in the JL. My original vision to was use Bloodshed as his creator intended...a hardcore basketcase that liked to bleed and was basically a comedy character with a jagged edge. Looking back, especially whilst reading things like Condemned House and Mall Brawl, I see that I had something decent going. If there was one thing you would want your character remembered for, what would it be? Bloodshed: Mall Brawl, and the Bloodmist. Apostle: I don't know. Alan Clark: Putting Thugg through a car and getting to tag with Coy West a few times. Sadly...there are about 27,000 other small things I'll be remembered for instead.

Owen beating Bret. WM X. Nothing else comes close.

Such a gimmick needs two things to really make it work: Masters needs to wrestle in either a thong or a very tiny speedo, and Masters needs to learn how to do that odd little pelvic thrust dance that Alex Wright used to do back in the day in WCW. I swear to God, if he did the dance, the heat would be unbelievable. Thermonuclear reactors would give off less heat. if ANYBODY did that dance, the roof would explode. I can only imagine the reprecussions of Gene Snitsky, William Regal, Eugene, or Triple H doing it.