The Amazing Rando

If they hate it...then they don't get it. It was perfect. It's exactly what it's supposed to be. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not trying to tell a story, nor does it have a message. It's just random funny shit. I hope some of this shit is up for download in the next few days.

It was prostate cancer, and when he transformed into a coffin I nearly fell out of my chair. I thought the Star Trek faulty door was great too.

Also, starting next week, players will be able to type "/sex" and a computer simulated teenage girl voice will point at you and laugh uncontrollably, that way you never have to leave the house or even go to school. Note: typing "/school" will cause your lunch money to disappear.

"DAD! You're embarassing me!! Now if you excuse me I'm off to do another music video..."

Yikes. That would be HILARIOUS. It would be better if Batista knew that HHH was fucking with him and just went along with it just to get inside Hunter's head. Dave has been around him long enough that he should have this all figured out (the fake split, anyone?). The look on HHH's face when he finally tries to set Batista up for the big move and Dave is just like "yeah, well fuck you." and DESTROYS him. Then tells him that he knew everything all along. That he played the Game, and destroyed it. The cheers would be deafening.

My favorite moment of the entire Battle Royal, outside of the unmasking and Dean's primal scream just before the ending. Swinger is doing the "belt is mine" motion and Jericho is tearing him apart...I love it. So fucking funny.

But what about UG?!

And the circle of life indicates that he should just go ahead and rip himself off, a little throwback to his ECW gimmick. We just need Joey Styles on the mic saying "dammit Simon Dean, you stole that from Nova...like everyone!" that's the kind of in-joke nobody would ever try and pull off, outside of maybe Josh Matthews.

Okay...now I see the resemblance in that earlier picture. I thought it was some fucked up third rabbit.

But... CronoT has the intelligence of a REAL sponge. ...and I wouldn't even put him NEAR a puddle of water. He might drown.

Nova invented false advertising.

Probably about as long as it took them to come up with whomever the fuck "Slick" is.

If he turned into the uber PLAY BY THE RULES heel and turned on Rey as he tried to Cheat 2 Win, that is what would make it. He would have to play the "i'm sorry i cheated and i'll never do it again!" and then go and cheat anyway, but play it up as HA, I OUTSMARTED EVERYONE! and not just "hee hee, look what i got away with"

Bret vs. Owen , WMX Just perfect. The ending is still one of my favorite moments in wrestling.

they'll change his name to Matt Dorgan... and then bring up Matt Morgan and they can be "The Big -Organs"

I do that... not lowercase though. Though lately if i do people are like "Who?"

If that is the "Donald Orgasm" that ends with "I'll...I'll get you a towel". I've heard it more times in the last few months than I ever thought I would.

He should beat Diesel's, then tear his quad one day after beating it. What day would he actually beat it?

I wouldn't count Donnie Darko, even if it is based on the Last Temptation of Christ. I would count The Village though. Retard stabbing and all of that. While it isn't religious in the normal sense, the village itself is based on a system of beliefs.

i'm glad nobody calls me "TAR".

Well, Lola's been in Baby Looney Tunes from what I've seen...and I guess they needed at least ONE female member of the team without having to resort to using the non-talking cat that Pepe LePew always chased around. Well the thing about the cat... she could be the typical anime schoolgirl uber-slut.

Mess with him. PLEASE. I'll be around this Monday and I want to watch.

Yeah, that's it! Anything but Stephanie. My friend told me that PWT did a joke on it saying that it was possessed, a la Christine. Yeah...but instead of Christine, they would name it "Durham".

Back in the cage, dammit! BACK IN THE CAGE!!

It was Bret Hart. He's coming back to lead the InVasion, you know.