The Amazing Rando

I SAID A PONY~!

If you were ESTABLISHED~! you would easily see that it is. Or it isn't. Thanks.

It's like the Milk Man, only it's the Calling You Out Man. He drives around in his Calling You Out Truck.

Let me ask... Did you jump into this den of lions...or were you pushed? Cause you are going to get torn apart faster than pajamas at the Neverland Ranch.

Wow...a younger Bob Barron hangs out, his giant baseball hat always propped on his head.

Centurions OWNS. Period. Noozles The Adventures of David Akeroyd The Gnome Pro-STARS

meh. Rudo's good people. So now where's the fire, cause I want some smores.

RUDO? What? My lifelong dream of being compared to Triple R should not have been completed TONIGHT of all nights! Now I have to scratch that off the list of "Things To Do" and go onto climbing the Andes Mountains. Luckily I know this hot chick named Andi with big tits...so it shouldn't be too hard.

And how does that differ from every other night?

Fake rage? What is this, the 8th grade 'punk kids' table at lunch?

i have 5 and i didn't have to riot shit.

This needs that guy from MK who yelled "TOASTY!" during good uppercuts. TOASTY~!

it's "Let's Roll Out!" Get it right, or Starscream will rape you with an energon dildo.

What the FUCK is a "vagina hoof" ... sounds like lesbian footwear... New from the Ellen Collection.... the Vagina Hoof... The Vagina Hoof is specially lubricated to fit even the tightest of feet, and always loves to have another of it's kind around to share intimate secrets with...but hey, don't put it near those high heels or strapbacks, or you'll find them dead in your basement. The Vagina Hoof, New from the Ellen Collection.

Coming soon to TSM… Three men take a look through the cracks of one of the most eclectic message boards in history… Rando: From post whore to just simply a whore, the main attention seeker of the group jumps from thread to thread, even and especially where he isn’t needed or wanted, to throw out silly one-liners and long-winded monologues on everything he can. Sometimes he brings the quality, sometimes the comedy, and other times the simply dreadful…what more could you ask for? Jingus: Do you live in Nashville? No? Lucky you. Then you probably have never heard of Jingus. He's one of those Dave Prazack/Joel Gertner types, whose lack of athletic ability make them do ring intros, television & video commentary, manage, ref, book, drive, and even occasionally wrestle... yet aren't really wrestlers. But he does know real pro wrestlers. REAL fuckin' wrestlers. You want to peek behind the curtain? You want a glimpse of what he's seen? He's willing to give it to you. Always... ...but there is a price. Muggy: He lives to hate Triple and Nipple H and is the third in command... it's like the bronze medal, only he has no atheletic skill. You've seen him around on several different boards, and while he hasn't had tons of posts or caused any controversy...yet... He’s been the fly on the wall during a lot of things, and the information he possesses is possibly astounding. In his own words “I'll do my best not to fuck it up.” Every Tuesday, these three will take a look at the previous week of board happenings, giving you, the reader, their own unique commentary, but they will also be joined by one poster that will share their own viewpoints about what they have gone through as a member of TSM Nation. This week, we sit down with Failed Mascot, a man who has fallen into the crosshairs more than a few times in the last couple of weeks, and above all will never pray for the safety of the president. I’m sure someone will freeze when they read what he has to say this Tuesday! You better believe me, cause if you don’t, that’s flamebaiting. So come one, come all… for… Three On Tue (Note: Hopefully this will be done by Midnight EST on Tuesday night this week and every week hereafter...hence the name.)

This is the most bizarre thing i've been witness to at TSM for a long time. Keep it up.

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"Shit Dick" from PanzerFoust Records. Not that I agree with it's super blatant anti-homosexual stances... but that song is so bad it gets stuck in your head. See Also "The Internet Is For Porn"

You made a banana joke today? Well shit. *goes back to drawing board* Well, I think the packed fudge I had gave me indigestion! Thanks IDRM!

I cooked dinner, thank you muchly. And it was the g/f's idea. I just go along with the ride. I think the banana split gave me heartburn.

If I wake up in a bathtub full of ice and do NOT have any body parts missing, would i still be eligible for the talk show circuit? SUBquestion....is it better to burn out than to fade away?

Valentine's Day. I just popped on really quick before going out for dessert.

well, start telling me what you want to hear about, TSM!

Of course I did. Only the *cough* best!

i'll bring in another body should i have to...