The Amazing Rando

Wait... I got it!! The following is Rated J for JOKE: OAOAST PRESENTS... HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS PAY-PER-VIEW NAME AFTER ALL IT'S BEEN THROUGH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT AND YET YOU SIT HERE AND HARASS IT...LIVE!

well I was more talking about the constant potatoeing at RVD's hands in 02. I don't know if it was his nose, but I'm fairly certain he was one of the victims of Rob's "educated feet". Also, i'm fairly certain that Goldberg DID break the structure with his foot during his EC match. Cause I know it did have a few breaks during it's two uses.

I am fairly certain that HHH was not around in 94, but i didn't look back that far

and that devil...is Plexi. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXI~ I hear Plexi raised the briefcase while also running down school children on a riding hover lawnmover.

Well, as always, you COULD get a finger caught in there.

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"The most unforgiving structure in the business" that happens to break quite easily when kicked. Similiar to HHH's nose.

1995: The Undertaker, Fatu, Savio Vega, and Henry Godwinn d. Jerry Lawler, Issac Yankem, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and King Mabel 1996: Rocky Maivia, Jake Roberts, Marc Mero, & Barry Windham d. Crush, Jerry Lawler, Goldust, & HHH 1997: no match 1998: HHH was not able to wrestle (Bossman took his place in the 3 second match against the Rock) 1999: Big Show d. HHH & The Rock 2000: HHH & Steve Austin went to a no-contest 2001: no match 2002: Shawn Michaels d. HHH, Kane, Booker T, RVD, & Jericho 2003: Goldberg d. HHH Final Tally: 0-5-1

oh well.. win some, lose some.

The fact that Kane was getting HUMONGOUS face pops was the best part. Even though he was incredibly evil at the time, he still got pops against Evolution.

I think you meant it this way.

2Gether reference, Rando? I'm disappointed. I could have also asked him to: a) Hang Tuff b) go "Sailing" c) have "Liquid Dreams" The choice wasn't easy.

I'm convinced that in Zack's world the hardest part of breaking up is taking back your stuff. Prove me wrong, Malibu. Prove me wrong.

I'd kill to hear Gene Snitsky say the word "gallavanting".

OAOAST Independence Day Independence Day!!! OAOAST Arbor Day This Island Earth!!

I'm waiting for Christmas Lord of the Rings and Easter Pearl Harbor myself.

Expect the Chris & James storyline to take a big turn any tag teams that wouldn't mind jobbing please contact me...either that, or if someone can point me to a jobber tag team that i can have fun with. Thanks in advance. Also, the debut of Eddie.

I'm debating paying that much money for all the extra stuff that will be included. It would also be cool to have it in DVD form, so that I could watch it even without a computer around, and thusly be able to share the greatness of HSR with more people. Wearing a The Cheat t-shirt doesn't get the job done.

I think Doink would be a far superior baby punter, though. Anyone who has played the 16-bit WWF Raw games knows that. FIELD GOAL!! I was JUST thinking about that game the other day too.

So...now the Askewniverse will cover the Jersey Trilogy, Dogma, J&SB Strike Back, Scream 1,2,& 3 (they were in the third one...so all of them count) and now the Degrassi world... That makes the Askewniverse a pretty big movie/tv reality, if i do say so myself. I don't think anything really tops it (outside of possibly the Friday 13th/NoES worlds...which thanks to FvJ is now incredibly large, putting both of these evil characters in the same reality and thus connecting all 20+ or so films)

Tonight ... you're facing... GEEEEEEEEEEEENE!

Somedaaaaaaay my prince will come Somedaaaaaaay we'll be as one...

I'd love to see a book adaptation of Mary Poppins...cause she is a BITCH in the book.

I said that one... Wait...no wonder you couldn't see them... they were too far to the left. EDIT:

because WWE for the first time since Austin, mistakingly made someone over. Vince: But...mistake? That wasn't a mist---LOOK OVER THERE!!! (Vince runs)