The Amazing Rando

One of the serious flaws I found with Bret is that one of his top rope moves is the moonsault......... Bret's moonsault was SWANK. Don't knock it, with or without the 2nd Rope Elbow

It's been almost a month since Downhome lost his mind, still searching for it in the aisles of his local FYE and Hollywood Video. Early reports say it is somewhere near Bikini Car Wash Company II

I Can Tie My SHOES!!

Best. Opening. Ever. That is probably my favourite single scene in the entire run of the series. My favorite single scene, and probably one that should be on top of alot of lists, is the scene where everyone shows Ned his new house in "Hurricane Neddy" Ned: Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily ... they did their best shoddily-iddly-iddly-diddly ... gotta be nice hostility-ilitity-bility-dility---- Aw Hell diddily-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right! Marge: Ned, we meant well and everyone here tried their best! Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family is out of control but we can't blame you because you've got good intentions! Bart: Hey back off, man! Ned: Oh okay, Duuuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: Hey buddy, gotta quarter!? Bart: I am shocked and appalled. Then that leads into the "kicking and screaming" bit at the hospital and then into the "I'm Dick Tracy" stuff.

I'll consider this my birthday gift. I wish to have only done something HALF as respectable. *flashes picture of Mike Sanders Pony*

When the hell did this happen?? I would venture to say 98 or 99

This is what happens when an artist does not have to go the original artist before doing a cover. I hate when cover songs cross genres like that, except for a VERY select few.

When I first thought of them going for a Shrek 3, the first idea that popped into my mind was... ...well, they covered love, and marriage...and so all that's left is the baby carriage. That's right boys and girls, KIDS! I expect them to do some Harry Potter jokes as they put a kid through a fairy-tale like school, featuring child versions of the more famous fairy tales and others...a kiddy Puss In Boots (with a Ms. Boots), Donkey and Dragon's kids, and maybe a teeny Gingerbread Boy could make for a fun little group. The storyline? Hmmm... Prince Charming is still around right? He could be all about kidnapping the kids to get to Shrek/Fiona to axe them.

well at least then he'd have CWM to take care of him. ROOMIE PRIDE

Even if it is the 'Riders' beat/chorus with Snoop chiming in, I'm still going to become madly in anger with the song the first time I hear it. I even kinda like Snoop, but christ...don't fuck with classics.

there is one that pops in my mind right now but fuck if i can remember where it is from... All I know is that it is from a rap album (i think) and involves whomever going to get Chinese food and pissing the clerk off so bad that he grabs a gun and shoots up the place. Can anybody help me with that?

Akio/Moore/Richards ... Pick Two

NOT VAL VENIS!!!

yes, but for some reason I had never refered to as anything other than the American Express and the Foriegn Legion ... but those are the teams. I loved the VHS cover that year, with the faces around a giant turkey with Yoko's tights on it.

That "Miz" guy is running around somewhere... Tim Beggy (RR2) hosts a somewhat known show on the History Channel (Guts & Bolts)... Don't know about anyone else.

Still, they are cutting out alot more then they have brought in recently, and some of those guys COULD HAVE been used and used very well. But hell, they might do alot better now that they are out of there.

"The WWE has released Jesus Christ. It was reported that he showed up late for Armageddon and has been known to not sell properly. In some circles the lack of selling has garnered him a huge fan following, but it is not the kind of character the WWE was having him portray, which as you know was a miracle-working underdog."

When Deon reads this, we are all going to have to go on suicide watch shifts.

1.) Favorite world title match at the PPV? Hart/Diesel 2.) Favorite SSeries team elimination match? For me, it's The Harts vs. HBK/The Knights ... don't ask me why 3.) Favorite face / heel (or both) SSeries team assembled? I will use the two teams from my second favorite team match: The American Express vs. The Foreign Legion 4.) Favorite non-world title, non-team battle match other than Austin / Hart? The Perfect Team vs. Flair/Razor ... good good stuff 5.) Favorite segment? The ending to the Harts/Knights match for Owen's actions, same thing goes to Owen's actions in the Backlund/Hart match. Fucking perfect. 6.) Things you hated besides the Montreal Screwjob? I agree with whomever talked about the Big Show vs. Brock match. Heyman's turn was utterly POINTLESS.

how about a miserly Jew character? they ever done that? Barry Horowitz ... he was somewhat miserly.

You would think Maven, Jericho, or Orton would SAVE Benoit...but NO...

The same people who are lazy enough to buy a Divas DVD instead of going out to find a decent girl. Then again, most people that would want to WATCH a Divas DVD shouldn't be seen in daylight. Also, they probably have genital warts to begin with.

I can see Vince talking to Benoit about this before Taboo Tuesday... Vince: Okay Chris, we know the fans aren't really warming up to you, but we are going to give you the tag team championships by yourself, and then you can help make La Resistance look a little better when they beat ONE GUY instead of TWO. GREAT HUH? Chris: Uhm....

Nah... with King's rules, it can't be more than 17.

"I know kung fu" That was GREAT. All he needs to do now is GRADE PEOPLE