The Amazing Rando

This Spooky Mime loves The Smart Marks

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=23&t=62329 ^ possibly very bold.

Still, I would expect them to liscense it or at least pay whatever they needed to get it on the album, he's only "the new next big thing" or whatever.

And why is it, as you put it, "unquestionbaly awesome"?

...is my anti-drug.

Only somewhat wrestling related... I dreamed I was in the Bob Saget section of "Half Baked", except the guy wasn't Bob Saget... ...It was CM Punk.

:sacrifices Kurt Cobain: ..... :awaits CobainWasSacrificed poster: ..... "I'm waiting...dammit! Mom, bring me a cup of cookies and a plate of milk, stat!"

If you can read the post above mine, you MAY be a terrorist.

oh...and where is GENE SNITSKY'S theme song!? Huh, where... ...maybe he killed it.

"Where's The Fongus"?

Taker's will probably be another remixed version of "Graveyard Symphony". I find it hilarious that they don't put Orton's new one on there, and no Booker T either (i don't think he was on any of the others to my recollection)

and that character.... you guessed it. FRANK STALLONE~!

Prediction: Vince will completely run out of bad ideas, and, forced into a corner, will have to start using good ones.

*is a sad panda* actually... i would kill myself after Steph failed to understand the reasoning behind "But HHH CAN'T be Women's Champion"

You know, this will be good until Kurt starts to think people are seeing the other bald guys and thinking they are Kurt. It'll be reverse HHH syndrome. He'll start demanding everyone grows their hair out, even Orlando Jordan. "No, Jordan you look WAY too much like me. Shit, put some medals on you and we would be TWINS! Now put this blonde wig on and DANCE!"

Serious Question: What was it like standing in Panama City Beach 3 years ago and claiming to the world that WCW wasn't going to die like that, only to come into the WWE months later and see that it, in fact, had died just like that? Not-so-serious question: I want to be a wrestler, should I stomp my foot BEFORE I fake punch the guy, or right when I fake punch the guy? Oh, and have you ever met the Stunt Granny? Is she a face or a heel?

Actually, I groaned after reading it, and possibly before. I can't really multi-task, so it's one thing at a time.

Also, he will use Fire, but not just any fire... deadly fire. Nobody but himself, the pyro crew, and possibly Shane McMahon will now how to operate it, even though the entire time a five year old is holding a button marked "FIRE!". Sadly, it will be revealed that this button controls half the cruiserweight division as well as Scott Keith. EDIT: There is also a slim chance the button will also raise a briefcase. 1Wrestling is reporting.

Loss's entire post just goes to show you how little he knows... Kane's storyline will have at least SEVEN inconsistencies. Get your facts straight.

No No No... I am supposed to be their next booker.

Free Beer

I will be on the booking team.

and that was the match that lead to the Ladder Match, right? The whole "two belts" thing? ...back when the IC Title had real meaning...

I remember this, but who won... Razor and someone right?

Fongus found a way to rip through the Space-Time continuum using an old Fleetwood Mac LP, a bottle of Pantene Pro-V, and a shovel. It's quite the sight.