The Amazing Rando

And on that day, Quik looked down and say "hey, what's this thing!" ...then realized he had just dropped a quarter. and then he touched himself, as the rich always do

With the success of The Da Vinci Code, the genre of "historic thrillers" looks to be on the rise, with a new book "The Rule of Four" just released a few weeks ago. I ask... are there any more out there that I can get my hands on? Waldenbooks/Amazon aren't very helpful at trying to pinpoint the genre, and I love the books.

"I was on a big boat filled with seamen...and there were sailors around too."

So who would play Johnny Lee Miller's character? My guess is either Chavo, Paul London, or Spike Dudley Cereal Killer is Edge? Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.

Eugene: You look good in a dress. Bischoff: You would have looked better.

The WWE: There's no right or wrong...there's just fun and boring.

Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?" Translation: It's Not My Fault.

You know you are my life, at least that's how it would seem.... Tell me a lie, and say that you won't go... Look in my eyes, and hold me even though I realize I had to walk away No more yesterday...

if THIS isn't the title of next weeks OAO Thread... well... i'll be pissed. Oh... and: Bunsen & Beaker vs. Tyson Tomko and Christian B&B would win, easy.

i love that JBL called Holly "a nascar-drivin' redneck"

HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem" BATISTA WANT WOMAAAAAAAAAN! Tonight, as Raw goes off the air and the WWE logo flashes across the screen... Batista: GOOOOOOOO BYE-BYE!

HHH is Doctor Teeth. I quote myself...only cause i'd mark the fuck out for a group running around the WWE called "Electric Mayhem"

HHH is Doctor Teeth.

Tonight...on a very special DEON... Deon watches on his computer screen as Triple R's brain numbs to the sounds of "Take What's Mine" by Mercy Drive. Deon can only help but fight the knot in his throat, hold back a tear, and then go back to reading the latest Mad Magazine... All involving Puppets.

yes.

The WWE: Graphic Violence, Sexual Situations, Stupid Storylines, and Chris Benoit wrestling Hunter Hearst Helmsley...all involving puppets.

He could rhyme "cool" with "...cool"

How can Orton WEAR a bike? I think that's some kind of hazing thing I missed.

Not Val Venis!

It's Not My Fault

What's he supposed to wear...? A 'suit' isn't exactly..."Evolution wear" Maybe a tshirt...and tights...then he'd be Benoit though and it'd just look weird.. or...an RKO t-shirt and jeans So he can accomplish being Steve Austin and a Rock wannabe at the same time? He should also wear Mankind's mask, Undertaker's bike, Hogan's bandanna, and Warrior's tassles. and Aldo Montoya's jockface.

NOT VAL VENIS???

Lawler: Does this look like a K to you? Girl: Eewwwwww...YES! Lawler: Oh shit...

What's he supposed to wear...? A 'suit' isn't exactly..."Evolution wear" Maybe a tshirt...and tights...then he'd be Benoit though and it'd just look weird.. Evolution are really the only guys who wears suits on the roster (Regal and Bischoff do occasionally, and even then it's different). What's the difference between Orton out of Evolution and Orton in Evolution? Amazing, you missed the key word in what I said "Differentiate". He should ride a unicycle and juggle.

well...it IS in Cleveland.