The Amazing Rando

Yes, Undergrads was originally MTV. I hold a special place in my heart for the RISK episode, and what I think was probably the final one, with the girl messing with Gimpy.

Short answer, Yes. Long answer, Yessir. Oh, and Orlando Jordan needs to lose a strap match to Carlito Caribbean Cool so JBL can be fired. One of the matches must also be in the dark.

I can't wait till both HHH and Kane pin Orton at the same time next year and then a month later Orton is fired by Bischoff after giving both Kane and Orton RKOs ONLY AFTER build-up of Orton being the special ref even after Kane and HHH break Bischoff's ankle. Then, we can have Randy stalk Bischoff in camo gear before revealing to the world that EUGENE got Randy back into the company because Eugene "was never good enough!" for Bischoff.

When Kane/Snitsky is the most looked forward to and enjoyable segment of a show...something is screwed up. But it was enjoyable in the sense that it's completely and utterly deranged. it's a car accident. We don't want to look but we need to see where it's all going to end and how many casualties occur along the way. If the fans can pick ANYTHING, it's painfully obvious that none of the champions are going to lose (except maybe the tag champs, maybe). No fan in there right damn mind is going to think Edge, HBK, or Benoit is going to get the title off HHH. Most of them are staring and just knowing in the back of their heads that they are building to Orton vs. HHH. It's a given at this point. The sky is blue, the earth spins, and Orton is going to wrestle HHH at Wrestlemania for the championship. It's not fucking rocket science, and if it was, well then the WWE rockets wouldn't even get off the ground. The "Interactive PPV" was a lame idea to begin with, as there are a MILLION OTHER THINGS you can do with fan interaction that you haven't done before when you had the chance. How about if you ask them WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PRODUCT?! It's a simple question, and i'm sure at least 1 out of every 100 fans is going to give you some kind of answer that is more thought out than "OMG HHH IS THE CHAMP AND I HATE HIM HE'S BAD!" Frankly, I'm mostly sick of the fact that the WWE believes the internet is populated by the unintelligent. Sure, there are lowpoints, but even in the WWE itself they don't exactly have MENSA scholars running around. Just on this board I have seen proof that some of the posters here could do a damn good job running that company at least from a writing/booking standpoint. Sadly, Vince isn't going to change a damn thing until his main source of income begins to lose money, but because of the little things (Eddie, Benoit, Flair, HBK DVDs...among other things), he's not going to be dipping into the red any time soon. The WWE seems to have a way of making the most mundane of shit the most over stuff on the roster. Remember Evil Kaientai? that shit was OVER. Eugene was over. Snitsky is even getting over. For the last two, I'm sure they never expected that big of a reaction, but they got it and are stuck with it as they try to shove Randy Orton and Edge down our thoats, but only Shelton Benjamin seems to be getting ANYWHERE in that department. And on the Smackdown side it's ten times worse, as they are pushing all the wrong people for all the wrong reasons. 6 months ago, people would have been set ablaze had they even suggested pushes for Bradshaw, Orlando Jordan, Heidenreich, Kenzo Suzuki, Rene Dupree, or a Spike fucking Dudley cruiserweight reign. (Kenzo wasn't on the roster 6 months ago, but he falls into the category) Smackdown could have a very decent tag division if they really utilized it, but because of that their ME scene is filled with maybe 6 top guys surrounded by henchman that have no business being there in the first place. Luther Reigns could be a good US contender, and so could Jindrak if they pushed him right. Orlando is a fish out of water right now and isn't shaping up to be anything remotely close to special. Add that on top of the useless spending they have (Torrie Wilson, Dawn Marie, Stacy Keibler...eye candy is no longer needed in the WWE unless they manage someone) Miss Jackie and Hiroko can stay under this law, only because for the most part I know they won't overshadow the wrestlers with whom they come to the ring with. It's a laundry list of little details and cracks in the foundation that are putting the WWE into a sinkhole farther and farther down each week.

and winning the title with the help of two other men didn't?

Coach Goes Doooooown.

Here comes Orton...

the WWE continues to listen to me... actually PUSHING Rhyno.

big dive there. nice.

But tonight, for a short time at least, RAW was SNITSARRIFFIC! Parliament just passed a law prohibiting Gene Snitsky from entering the country. This was unexpected, as you'd think the Labour Party would support someone who couldn't accept taking the blame for something going wrong. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

gotta love Tomko looking a little woosy on the outside.

Why? will you kick your leg from out under your leg?

this is a fucking travesty. raping dignity, indeed.

Kinda like Latka Gravas and Vick Ferrari? [Let's see who gets THAT reference...] Taxi rules.

this would be a great time to see NICK DINSMORE come out.

So she doesn't have a gimmick then?

"yeah, boo"

Eugene just outsmarted Carmella and the boss. He rules.

Eugene should save his head before the match.

"I love a guy who wears his name on his sleeve"

and that girl is... LINDA MCMAHON!

Hurricane to win the Battle Royal!

Snitsky is going to face...KAAAANE Snitsky should choose Christopher Walken as his weapon of choice.

call it a SUPER FLAIR FLOP

sensibly following the dress code