The Amazing Rando

Maybe he was saying Flair fucked the mother for 3 years or so. I mean, back then...he could GO.

Mr. Jericho~

Randy Orton is seen outside walking along the street... ...cue the Pink Panther music... WHAM!! Batista clotheslines his head off and walks away, flipping a coin in the air like an old gangster.

this company did necrophilia, they aren't going to drop this gimmick.

you know what.... miscarriaging is a painful process. I know a few girls that have went through it and by know means would they EVER willingly go through with something like that. I accept the fact that this storyline is based around a pityful accident, much like the Kane/Jericho "coffee spill" storyline.

Shit, why go Stereotypical at all... make him Mohammed Hussien, Zoologist.

my local Blockbuster doesn't do trades, none of them do around here as they are all franchise stores. Fuck that.

Tonight I want to have a shot coming back from commercial of Stevie Richards just sitting in a hallway with "The Theme From The Pink Panther" humming through the background as Batista walks in frame and just casually clotheslines Richards' head off. Batista would then simply place his hands in his pockets and whistle the tune as he walks off.

Vince: You know what we need? We need to really capture the gay audience. I mean, we already have men running around in small shorts, all we need to do is add oil and posing, and we could have a winner! Patterson: YES VINCE! Everyone else: *cough*WBF*cough* Vince: WHAT?! Everyone else: A little sick...that's all... Vince: Oh? Are you gonna PUUUUUKE?!

Gayest main event feud ever. "I CAN DO MORE PUSHUPS THAN YOU! ARRRRRRGH!!!" Meh...I *might* place "You fucked a dead girl" just above "i can do more pushups than you"

Oh yes, bow to the WWE and it's MAIN EVENT POSEDOWN! ...sure, that made EVERY fan just drool for a Scott Steiner Main Event Push, and then they gave it to us TWO MONTHS IN A ROW

Catholic Missionary Funk~ *hits the funky bassline* Oh, Ow! Hit me! Funk that Jesus! Ah! Save Me! Mercy!

I would rather say "Kane is frustrated because he is a human continuity flaw"

I just want to mention that Zack's member's title makes me cry.

I haven't seen around here (i don't think) but I believe the Torch is reporting that the WWE wants to push Snitsky because, and I quote, they "like his look, his skills, and his facial expressions". Also, they are reporting Kane might be leaving the WWE due to a pay cut after his recent re-signing. If they pushed people due to facial expressions we'd have William Regal World Champion.

I see nothing but pain coming from La Rez doing anything concerning the Expos. Heck, anything except them losing the titles to Team ECW kinda pisses me off at this point. I just want something different!

This is my biggest pet peeve of the WWE. They have the chances to make characters really deep and well-developed, and they waste it on Kane, whose continuity is so screwed up it is beyond help.

Good points. But then again, how do we know that Orton will be over enough by WM to warrant a title shot at the biggest event of the year? It seems that he isn't really over now and creating a slow burn until Mania might not go over good with the audience. Yeah, it'll probably be Orton vs HHH at WM 21 but maybe they tested the waters early to see how the fans would gauge Orton being a main eventer. Judging by how the fans don't really care about him now, maybe the WWE will go in a different direction around the Rumble. If they are basing the entire future of Randy Orton on one championship win that really shouldn't have happened...then you are insane. Randy Orton is the future of the company unless he REALLY fucks up. He is a WWE created star and Vince isn't going to let his judgement of pushing the guy be thrown back in his face, cause he's Vince McMahon Dammit. JBL got NOTHING when he won the belt, but oddly enough he still has it. Orton as a Main Eventer is something that we are going to have to get used to, and I still think that the guy has the potential to really blow us away. I never thought that with Brock and he showed otherwise, and I *know* Orton can do it, he's just not at the level he needs to be at...yet. But soon he will be.

The problem is, RRR, they won't change it up until they see it REALLY hurting them. They are getting constant 3.4s or so in the ratings...same as they have for pretty much the last 2-3 years. Now, I don't know WHY they aren't trying to push to really raise that number, but as long as they are showing nice profits, it doesn't seem to bother them if they completely and utterly screw up. If I was in Vince's shoes, or in the shoes of one of the other higher ups, I would ALWAYS be looking for ways to improve, always, but to them it seems improvement is more a chore and less a goal to strive for.

Armageddon is Raw because NWO is SD.

If the WWE isn't thinking realistically, why should you? Thinking by WWE logic won't get anyone anywhere, and almost everything suggested in this post doesn't sound too good. That doesn't help anyone. Especially if he is undefeated. Because by now most fans think "Undertaker" and automatically think "well, he's gonna win" cause he hasn't lost since he was "buried". Again, why keep making the Undertaker look so good? He doesn't need the rub from an undefeated streak. Somebody else needs the rub for actually pinning him cleanly and soundly defeating him for the championship if he wore to have it. That is the ONLY way I would allow him to win it in the first place, is if he would be willing to put someone over BIG TIME when he loses it. Sadly, and thinking realistically, I do not see that happening.

Me and AS agree on something. I'm glad. Shows i'm not the only one completely baffled by 90% of the decisions this company has made in the past 60 months or so.

From the "Smackdown catching up with Raw" thread: Seriously, Angle should want to put Big Show in the hospital, instead he decides to knock him out in the most bizarre of ways and then shave his head. That's just a whole new level of goofy.

Maybe they do need to make the number 30 mean something, but I could really see them doing that with Orton. If Evolution does NOT want him anywhere near them, they would make sure to keep him out of the Rumble (or put him at a very low number) somehow, so maybe a match could be made where the winner gets 30 and the loser gets 1, say Orton vs. Batista or Kane (yes i know, but hear me out). In the Batista version, Evolution would come down and try to help him out, but would be unable to stop Orton from winning even after tons of interference. Orton gets the 30. Batista gets the number one spot and does well, but is tossed by Kane or something. In the Kane version, Evolution would again try to step in, only for them to completely screw up and hit Kane. Kane attacks them, and then turns right around and into an RKO for a win. Kane would then enter at number 1 and Matt Hardy (?) could enter at number 2, giving the crowd a good heated moment to start the thing off, with Kane unable to toss Matt until more people come around. Kane could then stay in for a long while, maybe even getting to the end but not winning.

I was going by reports that Angle and Taker wanted to have a world title feud, being as they believe they are both "the top of the Smackdown brand". It only makes sense they would go into WM with it and I don't expect anything less at this point.