The Amazing Rando

Opening Promo and the Curtain Jerk all at once. He can multi-task.

Bound and Gagged In The Broom Closet... WITH SMAFFLES!

of course...there's no HHH mentioned there.

and the mother will be played by.... Judy Bagwell!! We need that wrestling icon back in the ring. She should have leaded the Invasion. THATS IT, thats how you change Eugene's gimmick. He wasn't special after all, the doctors made a mistake. It was his twin brother Buff who was really retarded. or not. People have known THAT fact for years.

if Judy Bagwell appears on WWE TV... yeah. Ice Skates.

and the mother will be played by.... Judy Bagwell!! We need that wrestling icon back in the ring. She should have leaded the Invasion.

Dude...you looked at Nash's ass?!

Only if Owen would take them and break them. :-D

ok... 1) HBK nor Edge should be nowhere near the gold at this point, and even though I don't want to see the eventual loss, signs could be pointing at a Benoit win at the polls (if it's rigged) or a Orton win if it's not. 2) What she'll wear?! I don't even want to start to fathom why the writers even bothered on that one. 3) Loser wears a dress!? See (2).

Shhhhhhhhh. THEY could be listening!

I don't remember it either, Slayer...but IMDB.com is a wealth of sometimes factual information.

I still wish the Diva storyline would have gone my way, with Carmella bitching to Vince that he "was going to make damn sure" she won, only for him to simply screw up the voting or even have someone (such as Jericho) know about the ruse beforehand and switch the envelopes to give Christy the victory. He wouldn't be doing this so much for Christy as just to screw over Vince. Then the storyline could become Vince vs. Jericho for a while (ala the old Vince/Austin stuff). Sure, it's been overplayed and done to death, but Vince hasn't been that kind of boss and I could see him playing more of a tweener role outside of the feud, with Bischoff laughing at him and giving him grief, only for Vince to get pissed and book matches against Evolution's favor or something, and then turn around and do the same thing to Jericho, only for Jericho to find ways out of whatever predicament he was in. Chris has the mic skill to pull off an Austin type interview segment without the swearing or total badass attitude, but he could still make it work and maybe work his way into the upper echelons of the WWE as the feud draws to a close a month or so down the line (or maybe the Rumble...with Vince/Bisch doing what they can to keep Jericho from winning, only for it to come down to Jericho/Orton/random smackdown guy at the end, only for Evolution to try and eliminate both their problems, and end up with Orton winning it anyway.) Then, Orton and Jericho could have a little face vs. face thing where Jericho can feel somewhat cheated and so there's a good free TV match for the lull between the Rumble and Wrestlemania for the true number one contender.

Actually, a Batista/Helms tag team would be kind of fun for a bit. It would be something different that's for sure.

why would Flair turn on Batista. In kayfabe, Batista could rip Flair limb from limb. Shit, Batista could rip most folks limb from limb, and I doubt Helms would be able to stop him. Not that it couldn't happen, but I can't see the Batista/Flair tandem breaking up.

Snitsky: It's Not His Fault He's Not Japanese EDIT: In an slight ironic moment given what happened recently, I was really hoping for Snitsky to say "That girl, right there, wasn't even supposed to be in the RIIIIIIING!" ala Ray Traylor in WCW.

It shocked me to, I mean...Victoria didn't even rape her of her dignity or anything.

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Scarlet Letter... pish posh, boy... it's more an allusion to Pearl Harbor for being way too long, with a stupid fucking love story that has no purpose on screen, and bombing.

That particular "Bang Bang" looks to be from MSG in 98.

Shit, all i've got is a pair of queens.

Same facial expression and everything. Poor kid.

I wish.

Tucker Snitsky: The Abortional Son of Benoit

Pft. Bring The Content, I say!

Gene Snitsky: The Abortional Benoit Strikes Again.