The Amazing Rando

Well I might as well post this here before any shots are fired. I never ever ever ever want to see a face HHH. Ever. He has completely buried both sides of the roster underneath him and turning him face isn't going to do any good to anyone. Having Randy turn face was not the right thing to do either (it should have been teased A LITTLE bit first) but HHH as a face...hell no. This especially comes after he basically laughed it up about beating up a retard. Orton beat up and humiliated Mick Foley, yes I know, and if Foley ever comes back to wrestle again there should definitely be animosity there, but Orton was trying to make a name for himself and he did what he should have done in the situation. HHH destroying a retard is FAR more heelish than Orton spitting in Foley's face. Hell, HHH in the last two years has been the uber-heel compared to Orton's doings.

that's the greatest code word ever. How many people are actually going to know what the word means, though

Meh. DDP could have survived that. He can survive anything thanks to the MAGIC TAPE~

I don't think it was mentioned yet... but HHH basically no-selling the forklift drop was all kinds of fun* * - stupid.

So today I head into work in quite the jovial mood, as I had been listening to the Clash all morning and the opening to "Rock the Casbah" gets my blood flowing and puts a smile on my face for reasons I can't describe. So my coworkers are like "why the fuck are you so happy?" and I say "Oh, I was just listening to the Clash." Their response: "WHO?" My jaw dropped, and I took the next ten minutes trying to explain to them who they were, how influential they were, and trying to list various songs by them in the HOPE that they will figure it the fuck out. Nobody did. The reason: "I like rap/country!" Every single person said this. I went through EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE over an eight hour stretch. Same conversation every time. Even the older employees were clueless. Please, I don't want to kill them, but I just might have to.

World Heavyweight Championship Match Stipulation - Evolution Banned From Ringside HHH © vs. Randy Orton Intercontinental Championship Match Stipulation - Two Consecutive Falls Match Chris Jericho © vs. Christian vs. Shawn Michaels Women's Championship Match Stipulation - Intergender Tag Match - Winning Team gets belt Trish Stratus ©/Tyson Tomko vs. Victoria/Stevie Richards Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match La Resistance © vs. Chris Benoit & William Regal vs. Rhyno & Tajiri Tag Team Match Shelton Benjamin & Edge vs. Ric Flair & Batista Grudge Match Stipulation - Loser Becomes Winner's Bitch Eugene Dinsmore vs. Eric Bischoff Superhero vs. Supervillian Match "Hurricane" Helms vs. Rosey Kane w/Lita vs. Gene Snitsky There would also be time given to Simon Dean somewhere during all this, and I would hope Stacy Keibler would have been bitchslapped back to non-wrestling land before the PPV. The Main Event stipulation also gives way for a new member of Evolution, which may or may not happen (also gives reason for it to be Shelton or Edge depending on the earlier tag match). The IC Match could be fun and is a stip I haven't seen in the WWE ever and could only run 20 minutes if booked right.

Cause "the fans pick the matches!" and thusly "anything can happen in WWE!" Or something.

You take a gamble with your own health and down the Diesel Fried Chicken. As you swallow, you begin to feel strange and as the feelings take over, you realize this may or may not be the way Scott Steiner got so ripped. Drugs be damned, the man simply loved his chicken. You are stronger than an Ox and have twice the odor...what do you do now? A) Continue to eat the chicken and try to become the world's strongest 'roid' monkey. B) Get back on the road, carrying your car on your back all the way to the next stop on the tour or C) Take some chicken with you and plan to chow down right before your next match and see what unfolds.

^ HHH: None of these mortals deserves this belt. I don't need to face anyone. JR: Oh yeah, well tonight you're gonna face KAAAANE! HHH: JR? Are you nuts? JR: KAAAAAAAAAANE! BAH GAWD THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!! HHH: Uhmm...okay... *HHH walks away, only to be knocked down and out by Gene Snitsky. The rest of Evolution appears* Gene: IT WASN'T MY FAULT! *As Evolution chases Gene, X-pac runs from out-of-nowhere, drags HHH to the ring, and pins him to become champion, even though he was never apart of any match to begin with. Somewhere, Double J smiles*

^ Ric Flair: My BUTT is HUNGRY!! (struts, removes nearly all clothing, and does an ass drop into the center of the ring) JR: bah.....gawd.

How can you vote when the PPV is going on? I mean, I can safely assume that we will know the winners of each by at least the Raw the night before if not sooner. It would give time to at least try to up the heat of the match a little before it actually happened.

^ that's impossible unless they want everyone to go through a screening process to vote.

I *almost* lost my Mt. Dew there. Almost.

Kane turning face at this point would be like turning Undertaker heel. I don't see it happening and if it does, it will go over about as well as Jackie Gayda: WWE Champion.

wasn't Matt Borne the Original Doink? If so, he lists him twice.

What does Strong Mad say SB's favorite movie is? I couldn't make it out.

^ Two former wanna-be superheroes in the same segment.

This Hurricane heel turn had BEST be the beginning of .... EVERYBODY THREE COUNT...1...2...3!!! Or I'm gonna be pissed! He could be a cocky little bastard with that gimmick, and for a while it could probably get him more over (as a heel anyway) than the superhero thing gave him as a face.

I don't see shit.

Always Always Always check The Disney Store, Disney.com, Amazon.com, and the like. I have only ever seen "Mickey Mouse In Black And White" and "The Disney Studios" at an FYE near me. I had to drive an hour to a Disney Store to get the Complete Goofy. And Disney is a company that definitely would NOT release a high-profile DVD set in only Canada. Especially ones that are considered "special editions" as they only make a certain number of each to begin with.

Well look how happy he is there.

Why exactly is that Clash X match "infamous"? I've never seen it, so clarification would be wonderful.

It's going to lead to the ultimate team of Kane/Katie Vick/Lita/Matt/Shane/Shane's Baby/Snitsky being the biggest thing to ever hit RAW. Lita will win the World Heavyweight Title and destroy Evolution singlehandedly, then Kane will laugh in the corner as his minions stand around him. Wouldn't THAT be a great way to end Raw one night.

I gave Taamo my thoughts when I first read his retirement promo. I teared up. Like someone said in the comments thread, it was the perfect way for him to go, and it couldn't have been done any better. He knows the rest of my thoughts, and now the reality of a Flesher-less SWF is going to start kicking in whenever I pop in to actually read every once in a while.

Sorry, RUDO. It's a practice round for a reason I suppose.