The Amazing Rando

I'd mark if it was Gene "Baby Killer" Snitzki

I saw SumSlam 02 in a sports bar, and it was probably the best time I've had during a PPV ever. Myself and ONE OTHER GUY cheering for Brock against the Rock and going apeshit with applause over a chorus of boos when he beat him. It also helps that a good chunk of that show reeked of awesomeness and seeing HBK come back at nearly full force live was an unbelievable mark out moment.

ABOVE THE RIM~

Taaaaaake Oooooon Meeeeeee... take on me... Taaaaaaake Meeeeeee On... take on me... I'll be gone, in a day or twooooooooooooooooo...

Lita's talking...it's not worth the rithk to chewf any thing elf.

Another possible game right there. I think they could throw a bunch of different childhood games into it. - Hide And Seek (w/ or w/o teams) - Capture the Flag - Flashlight Tag

my idea was a run and tackle scenario... like... when within range a green orb will appear around the player and you can attack, but the player can also power out if the strength difference between seeker and hider is big enough.

Yes, which is what spooked me the most about it. It was like Bodydonna Rico.

King: Orton just CLOCKED Batista behind Earl Hebnar's back! Doan: What? I didn't see a thing, King.

Big Rebuttal: The best place is the basement of my mom's house. Statement: Raw vs. Smackdown could have been or could be the biggest thing in the last few years if done correctly, but of course this is the WWE and they won't even bring it up anymore, even though they are supposed to be "competing" brands.

fuck this... give Jack Doan the title shot. They would at least be entertaining in a "watch a bear maul a rabbit" sort of way.

Like I said earlier...they should let the fans vote. It doesn't mean they have to WIN. It would further make HHH look like a punk for coming out the next week and saying "Look who you voted for...I beat him too!" edit: I vote Batista!

well it doesn't HAVE to be a work... they can narrow the list down and of course, it's not like that person has to WIN.

i wish they would do the Raw vs. Smackdown brand feud storyline. But... they wouldn't do it right.

whatever... i'm tired.

HHH may be the show's top heel, but he's a weak little bastard and has been for a while (barring a few exceptions). - He barely ever wins matches on his own anymore. Sure, it happens every once in a while (last week with Eugene), but if he wins normally Evolution is around to help him. Technically this should send the message that he is incredibly needy, and if Flair and Batista ditched him he would be FUCKED. -- He couldn't beat Benoit, he couldn't beat Goldberg on his own (to my recollection...sledgehammers are help, too). Since the brand split and possibly before, he has been quite the weak individual. I'm not sure he needed help beating Booker T during WM 19, but the next month he lost to HOGAN. Character wise, that blows, especially since The Rock did it only a few weeks before CLEAN. Honestly, HHH has always seemed like a weak character to me, always needing someone else as back-up (at least as a heel). When he was a FACE, He was the unstoppable monster (see: post quad tear). Sure, the "needy" heel (w/ group) isn't something new, as it seems the heel has always needed back up the last few years of WWE TV... barring Kurt Angle just before WM. I think that right there is the reason it seemed such a breathe of fresh air. He was a badass and he would get shit done with no help (except for those handcuffs that one time). I don't consider the help of the GM to be real HELP unless it's for a match restart or something, but the "GM sucks up to top heel" crap isn't going to stop any time soon at least on Raw.

fuck this... make Doan the GM

Carmella just got the shit booed out of her.

Jack Doan has better mic skills than some of the OVW crop.

Vince is a COACHIST~

A groundbreaking announcement... John "Earthquake" Tenta as RAW GM~

Somebody needs to hit a spear.

The Simon System. The best system to help viewers change the channel....or to help them stay tuned?? We'll see.

an Orton/Foley team would be supremely bizarre, just like most times when either Foley or Austin would team up with a person they had recently been feuding with (those are the two that spring up to mind most often).

Also Kevin Dunn on Eugene, Necrophilia, Mae Young, Jerry Lawler, Midgets, D-X, and possibly simply HHH (when he isn't within hearing distance).