The Amazing Rando

The Parent Trap? "This time...the trap is a GAPPING COKED UP VAGINA!!!! ...Opening Always."

Yep. Man...talk about a lose lose as far as I'm concerned. Cena as champ is about as stale as 20 year old bread. Bobby "the roid king" lashley is even worse. Just damn. I picture Vince walking around in Titan Towers going "you know what fuck the media, fuck Meltzer, fuck Mero, I'm gonna put my world title on the biggest roided motherfucker I got, that'll show em!" Somewhere, Test weeps.

Jeff Hardy's biggest fan is apparently the ocean in the middle of the second row.

It could be a ol Dusty bait and switch and Orton actually wrestles...Golddust! That might be hard to do since he apparently just signed with TNA again. WHY I don't know, but apparently he did. And I may have missed this but why is Candice Michelle being called the Candy-Coated Diva? Amazing Bah Gawd Fruity Fruity TechniSkittle Dreamcoat??

Wasn't Corpus Christi where the Benoit show was? I assume they went back to give the fans that bought tickets an actual show?

Dude, nobody knows Sheetz outside of the mid-atlantic. The South has Wa-wa's, though, I believe.

I said it would be cool if Dvon pinned Kurt, and Kurt threw the IWGP Title at Dvon screaming "No! It was for that one!" and then.... BROCK DEATH MARCH MUSIC HITS~

"Dammit, I need more pills! These bastards want me to go four stars with a BROOM!! Where's my needle?!"

Shelton Benjamin: "Yeah...Vince...why are you making me gay?" "What are you talking about, Book? Kings can't be gay! Those are called Queens!" *eyes Sharmell*

That's the point...he's calling HIMSELF that. It isn't being used as some race-bait in a bad storyline.

They should rename them for Trish Stratus and call them the Chick Kick'n Wings.

well, to be fair, that was BOB BACKLUND'S move. (TNA be damned)

Yeah, it is not exactly being used in a demeaning sense. It's not like JBL is going "look at that big silverback gorilla go! he ain't a human, Cole! He's a big hulking silverback MONKEY!"

Not that I'm in agreement with the other poster, but I think it has been stated that the TODs are not exact because of outside circumstances.

I wouldn't say "goddamn"

They had to make legislation to say that physical bullying was wrong. Holy shit. Shouldn't it be common-fuck-knowledge that bullying is wrong in the first place? "I was gonna steal your lunch money, but shit, now it's ILLEGAL"

Cracker troll?... Ritz Goblin would have been considered too cruel...

He would probably get injured like he did the other times before a push. I think he's in the right place as the other Venia in the company. A wrestling promotion needs good job guys who make people look gold. Venia? Is there now a plural form for people in Val Venis' position? NOT STEVIE RICHARDS~ ??

Him beating Taker would haven't done anything for him, honestly. It might have done something for someone like Mr. Kennedy though. Even then, Taker really needs to just retire with that thing intact. I mean, Kane even TURNED DOWN the chance to defeat him because he knew how much that streak meant, maybe not to Taker, but to the fans as a whole.

Whoops, wrong thread.

On ESPN'S Around The Horn right now, they made mention of the 89 wrestlers to die before the age of 50...and Kevin Blackistone points out that 4 wrestlers have died this year. He seems to miss the fact that three of the four (if he is talking about Chris, Nancy, Bam Bam, and Sherri) are not exactly in the business anymore. Also, I believe it was pretty much said that Bam Bam's suicide was based on depression related to diabetes and not any sort of drugs. They do make a good point though, and that is that if professional wrestling was considered "a real sport" that alot of the drug problems would be at least be looked at in a much brighter light.

A 10 month supply every 3 to 4 weeks?! Holy Shit.

Given the storyline of the match, you knew he would lose. At least it turned out to be just some goofy joke on Hass' behalf. I guess that birthdays are the same as hometowns...you can't escape jobbing. But they did not make him gay. It was not like he was prancing around saying "YES! I HOPE I LOSE!" THAT would be gay. As it stood he was not exactly very happy that he was put in that position or that he lost.

I love how Kennedy fights to the end...always trying to punch out, escape, rake the eyes...whatever. He might go down, but he actually resists.

Those two kids...UGH. there's a YTMND to be made there.