The Amazing Rando

Well, with Batista temporarily out of the running and Taker still on the shelf, that doesn't leave many viable options for Edge to fight... KEEEENNED---oh wait...FUCK!

Cena's attitude is "NEVER SAY QUIT"

I'd rather see Blackman smack Cena with his old sticks and scream "PARTY TIME!" and then just randomly dance like he's in Saturday Night Fever.

Chyna survived for years.

NOT BETH PHOENIX~!

I thought Beth hated someone else in storyline

He should come out at GAB in time to see Dusty Rhodes do a split-legged moonsault.

They play that shit on a loop back there to calm down the crazies.

MOTHERFUCKER!

Larry's reaction would have been quite interesting. Larry's?

Dusty really should have just yelled out "BUNKHOUSE STAMPEDE!!" for no reason, and then smacked Orton with a Coal Miner's Glove.

From one backstage politician to another... the present and the past... HHH to Dusty. HHH should learn to bust a groove.

Snitsky's brushes his teeth in aborted fetus water. Makes sense, I guess.

Beats Kennedy last week... gets destroyed by Krang from the TechnoDrome this week.

If they show one of them oiling up the other before their match, I riot. "Man, what is that stuff?" "It's from Kentucky or something....warms to the touch"

!!! I SAID A PONY~!!

Kirk Angel, former LARPing World Champion.

They should have shown him with the Sting face-paint.

WORLD'S MOST BI-CURIOUS TAG TEAM!

For Maria's sake, if he starts letting a Russian accent slip she needs to run for the hills. "If you keep it up, you are going to make me Russian...and you won't like me when I'm Russian."

You aren't the only one. I'm so proud.

"Either you fuck me or i'm going to tie you up and...oh....shit...did I just say that? Can we start over?" "Honey, this is live..." "SHUT UP BITCH!"

William Regal should just stand there doing facial expressions while Sandman just runs around him drinking and hitting himself. three stars right there.

Let's say this match actually would happen...then what would have been the actual main event?

Dusty is going to get concussed and nobody will be able to tell the difference.