The Amazing Rando

*plucks banjo* Why must the cruisers keep getting jobbed out And why must Holly get pushed Hosses are champions but only because that's what turns Vince McMahon on So fans are told that and marks choose to believe it But smarks know he's wrong wait and see Some day will see it Our faves with titles The Chrises The Eddies And Kurt Who said that Benoit would get a great push when he came here with his friends Somebody thought of that And we all believed them But look how it's gone so far What's so amazing That keeps our eyes glazing What do we think we might see? Some day will see it Our faves with titles The Chrises The Eddies Or Kurt All of us under his spell He knows that we think its a given Have you been half-asleep And not read the dirt sheets He doesn't care what we think That's not a sweet sound A hand slapping the mat To say "hey Chris...you-uh suck" We've heard the rumors And though we shouldn't believe it We all say 'just wait and see' No we'll never see it Our faves with titles The Chrisses The Eddies Or Kurt

the thing about the 92 Rumble is... about the "self-elimination" rule...is that in one circumstance Bossman should have been allowed back in or Savage should have not been allowed back in. The problems being: 1) Had Savage not stayed in...the final four might have looked a little odd...though it would have added that dimension to his feud by having Roberts be able to say that he got under Savage's skin enough to make him eliminate himself instead of concentrating on the real objective of the match. 2) Had Bossman stayed in...it would have negated Piper being the next entrant after that because it made the fans go CRAZY that Piper would have two minutes ALONE with Flair and not worry about Bossman helping or hurting him.

i would hope it's non-title... Spike wants to fight me next show for the silly thing.

dammit...i wanted in the tag scene.... *thinks*

Note To Cowboy Curtis: Urine Trouble Now!

damn it... I want to keep the JL World...but I want to be in CF too... grrr... decisions...

I respect the Mandible Claw cause it actually fucking hurts if it's done right...and can put you down.

I feel soiled. (by this)

he didn't acknowledge it...but it does make sense.

i hope Munky isn't that silly to forget that each of these guys made their names outside of the WWE and thusly SUCK according to WWE Logic.

come on... "I Still Remember" was SOOOOO About Kane... Kane "remembers" that Booker T "took his shot" at Wrestlemania for the Title...and is now coming for a revenge... not so much aborted...just kinda dropped then brought up in a stupid manner with a shitty payoff.

one time...i thought i was in the old video game JOUST... ...but really I was just barebacking on an Ostrich.

Reports that we woke up together remain unconfirmed. i think the Torch just confirmed it.

no... then "chave takes manhattan" will become something like "chave takes Iowa: The Corn State"

i'm awaiting 'Chave Takes Manhattan" myself

you may need a rabies shot now.... or some kind of vaccination.

uhmm...can I ask for that for my favorite holiday? Tues Day!

Uhmmm... WHAT?!

uhmmm... WHAT?!

wow... i swear i thought he was at least 18... thusly...now the SWF Sex Education Chat doesn't seem so funny. Happy Birthday, man.

From me --- earlier in this thread ...basically...I don't want to do an animated series. If I did...it wouldn't be about this.

+.12 ...i'm too tired to hit +1 Good night...God Bless...and May All Your Children's Children look up to me as a Savior.

that was perfectly acceptable posting

but...why so low?