The Amazing Rando

Bullshit. I'm not gonna claim the guy was some charisma God, but to claim he had none? That's asinine. If he had no charisma, how the fuck did he get *cheered* when wrestling the Rock, and Lesnar was the heel? It was known to a good bit of people that the Rock was leaving after Summerslam. It took place in Uniondale, and a good chunk of New York is known as a smarkish enough community to know that the Rock was leaving. And it's somewhat of a moot point anyway, since I saw just as much cheering for the Rock as I did for Lesnar, but Rocky leaving is a good reason why Brock was catching some cheers. I cheered for him that night, partially because I was surrounded by blind Rock fans, and partially because I knew he was going to win and could not wait to see the look on everyone's face around me. You will have to admit, however, that his "jobber killer" days was not exactly the most charismatic guy. I think he really came into his own at the beginning of 2004. Sure, it was pretty much too late at that point, but he was really starting to get good at playing an upper-card/main event monster heel with an ego.

Donnie Darko laughing hysterically in his bed. The gorilla killings and the "What have I taken from you" scene in Instinct.

There's a buddy cop film in there somewhere. The rough and tumble and legally insane Harvey Warrior and his giant bodyguard, Nash Nova, with a bevy of fast women and even faster cars, which he needs because of his bad knees from years as a cokehead, now reformed and trying to clean up the streets! Coming this fall to FOX~

I gotta say...in that movie poster Jason Lee really looks like a pedophile.

They call it a corkscrew neckbreaker. It's sort of a standing blockbuster. Well, it starts from a front facelock and then he does a front flip that wrenches the person around into a neckbreaker where both Nitro and the victim land on their back.

Sandman just hit me! I'm about 2000 miles away, but dammit, i'm suing!

She must have quite the workout regimen to carry twice her weight on her face. That's some crazy crack whore lesbian feat of strength right there.

He likes Booker's big clock.....match.

Next month, it'll be Trevor Murdoch.

DEPORT HIM!!!!

Kennedy should have brought out diagrams, flow charts, and a chalupa.

Wait..what does Mark Cuban's family have to do with anything? They give poison milk to school children.

But...it's what I *want*

A guy named Kennedy can't win in Dallas. Damn Cubans...

More like the Tito Santana of our day. Good run during the peak years as a mid-card act including a couple title reigns but complete JTTS career for another half decade despite not much difference to character aside from costume. Sure, Venis had the brief RTC deal but the comparison to Santana holds strong. Commissioner Regal & Chief of Staff Morley ... new tag team champions!

uhmm... The Amazing Raaaaaando!!

NOT TONY GAREA~!!!

It's the tights.

NOT VAL VENIS~!!

Santino's pillbox hat just got knocked off the trunk of the limo...

Did no one notice that Lillian is back!?

Screaming a lot and jumping around ftw.

But she rocks the Slice Drop.

I know this isn't Smackdown discussion, but I think Hornswoggle needs to be less leprechaun and more Gulius Thunderhead from Golden Axe.

woo! Not Val reference!