The Amazing Rando

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS Board Name: TrebleCharged Character Name: Tim Description: Light hearted, friendly type. Went to school with James, Jon, Spoon, and Coby. Tries to live a life free of annoyances and odd situations…so he is saddened to realize who is has to room with. English Major. Rooms With: Coby Board Name: CWM Character Name: Coby Description: Tim’s new roommate. Fun-loving, outgoing, a little crazy (possibly from some drugs…no one is sure). Always looking for new ways to annoy people (especially Tim), though he means them only as fun and is usually not being serious. He’ll let you know if he is being serious. Coby also has an odd fixation with Nirvana. Chemistry Major. Rooms With: Tim Board Name: JSYK Character Name: Jon Description: A heart of gold, well-meaning, but often causes the boys to get into trouble through his over-ambition. A first-year film major, he tries hard to earn the approval of the others, yet always manages to wind up causing some sort of disaster. Note: Don’t call him “Gilligan”. Rooms With: JR Board Name: Damaramu Character Name: JR Description: A hoss from Oklahoma, JR has found his way to Trent University. A suprisingly smart jock with a small temper and a love of alcohol, he is sometimes picked on outside of earshot for his odd nature of being smart AND strong. Rooms With: Jon Board Name: The Amazing Rando Character Name: Rando Description: No one is sure about his real name, but this guy seems to only be in it to help himself, even though he doesn’t want to be seen that way. Rando always wishes to borrow inane items for even more inane purposes…sometimes never returning what he takes. Rooms With: Harlan Board Name: SpiderPoet Character Name: Harlan Description: An odd fellow. A philosophy major with a small hobby of collecting comic books and taking after his pet squirrel. Some think that Harlan believes he can speak to animals…and no one is truly sure whether or not he really can. Harlan can be somewhat of a loner, but can also provide insight when it is needed. Rooms With: Rando Board Name: MrZsasz Character Name: James Description: The wise guy. The guy with an ego bigger than Saskatchewan. He feels that he should always be a winner and always has been. James also has ‘valuable’ knowledge of technology and tools that help him perform tasks that may or may not be legal or under the watch of the RIAA. Rooms With: Spoon Board Name: Kotzenjunge Character Name: Spoon Description: Patrick…or “Spoon” as he is referred (it’s his last name, people), is Jon’s best friend from high school. His musical taste, fashion sense, and love for Kylie Minogue all paint a clear picture of his personality. Note: Spoon is NOT gay and only occasionally “dances the night away”. Note Two: If Spoon is called a “raver” …he kicks the shit out of whomever said it or anyone that is laughing in the general vacinity. He can be asleep…but if he hears himself mentioned in that way he will leap to his feet and be ready to kick some ass. Otherwise he keeps a cool and humorous demeanor, unless you mention Kylie, at which point he melts. Rooms With: James Board Name: Stephen Popick Character Name: Stephen Description: Stephen is a complete egomaniac and feels that he deserves respect and admiration for even the most mundane of tasks and is generally disliked. After inheriting a large sum of money, he gave it up so his friend Dames could have surgery to increase his height. After the surgery failed, Stephen has asked that Dames pay him an “allowance” until the money is paid back. Stephen: He almost saved the Dames. Rooms With: Dames Board Name: The Dames Character Name: Damien or Dames Description: Stephen’s roommate and source of cash, his height is commonly joked about, though they respect Dames for his leadership qualities. Dames also keeps a bulletin board in his room with the word “Banned” above it for all the people that get kicked out of his room, another dorm, or the building. Rooms With: Stephen Board Name: MrRant Character Name: Josh Description: Josh is an ultra conservative that believes in strict safety and security measures for his habitat. He has been known to frighten small children and also may or may not have ties to the government. Beware. Rooms With: Unknown Board Name: Zack Malibu Character Name: Zack Description: The Resident Advisor for this floor and all who dwell on it, Zack is friends with everyone he meets. Heck…he even likes Stephen. Zack is there to help with any problems, especially if they involve girls. They melt when they see him. And ladies…he’s single. Board Name: caboose Character Name: Unknown Decription: One of two known drug users on the floor. This unknown kid has got the hookup and loves to let the world know it...if he wasn’t so damn lazy. Rooms With: Spaceman Board Name: Spaceman Spiff Character Name: “Spaceman” Description: Referred to only by the name “Spaceman”, the roommate of the Unknown kid is the OTHER known drug user. Sometimes they say he believes he can fly and he also has a love for Calvin & Hobbes comics, keeping them plastered around the room like wallpaper. Rooms With: The Unknown Pothead Board Names: CoreyLazarus, Agent Of Oblivion Character Names: Laz, Razor Description: Whenever their dorm door is opened, all that is heard is LOUD FUCKING METAL. Conversations will be held and nothing will be heard, but all involved will know exactly what is being said. Board Name: ABOBO Character Name: ABOBO Description: ABOBO HEARD, NEVER SEEN. ABOBO FROM HOMELAND ON EXCHANGE PROGRAM. Rooms With: You'll See. Board Names: Hoff, The Flying Dutchman, Sandman9000, IDrinkRatsMilk, Metal Maniac, BX, Cruxifixio Jones Character Names: Hoff, Dutch, JC, Trevor, _____, B, and CJ Decription: Members of the Chi Chi Chi (XXX) Fraternity. These drunken brothers do almost everything together and all are a bit odd in the head. Hoff especially enjoys giving spinebusters to random people, much to the delight of everyone not receiving it. This group is always searching for worthy new members…but a lot of Smirnoff must be downed before one may called themselves a “Brother”. Note: CJ is never seen…but talked about as the greatest brother in history…who was kicked out a few semesters prior. When asked about why he was kicked out…a new reason is brought forth each and every time. Board Name: BlockOfPiss (and all other names of that nature) Character Name: Mr. Phiss (pronounced any way you want) Description: Odd Chemistry Teacher. Hilarity Ensues. Board Name: DrTom Character Name: Dr. Tom Description: Strict English Professor that seems to enjoy raining on the parades of others…but will loosen up every once in a while and have a little fun. Board Name: Youth N Asia Character Name: Dean Yasia (pronounced YAY-zah) Decription: Dean of Students…rarely seen. Zack and others speak of his rules, and the Dean is especially against the XXX Fraternity for reasons that should not have to be explained. Board Names: Incandenza, Kinetic, Metal Ed Character Names: DJ Inc, DJ Kinetic, Metal Ed Description: College Radio DJs… Inc and Kinetic are elitests…well Metal Ed is all about the FUCKING METAL. (Duh.) I don't THINK I missed anyone major. Others will appear in other episodes...but I thought this was a good way to start everything off and let you all get to know the characters for when a script is posted sometime in the next few days.

technically it's a TWENTY count on the outside....but that really makes no sense... it's ALWAYS been a 10 count...

That quote may get Spiff killed...

the thing is... if you hear what Ric says in that trailer...and then watch his Final Nitro speech... you get this "OMG WTF" feeling

well we DO need fans, Kotz ... i was thinking putting an older CC and TSA on the floor below... not putting the focus on them... but using them as love interests... though Zack will immediately want to bang TSA... you can fight over CC later...

The Campus Help Line: 1-705-FOOSTER ...a low omnious voice that can answer just about everything...

Kotz would be there anyway... i'd like to get 3 or 4 people... tell your sister that "Some guy named Rando wishes you a happy birthday" and if she's legal i'll take her number...

so then...when will our first big Writing Session be?

it's not "dance the night away" it's "let the river of musical emotion take him to uncharted places" EDIT: Oh...and why are you never on AIM when I need to scold you for making me laugh so damn hard.

there's a whole episode right there... as long as: a) someone from the frat b) MrRant c) CWM ...blows it up. ...or Kotz turns it into a stereo...

we have these things called PMs, man... do that... I am still confused as to what to do for the theme song...

i once heard Queen's Greatest Hits done in order one night around midnight... not a classic rock station but it was still eerie... Oh...and my favorite back to back songs... The Muppets 12 Days Of Xmas followed by Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas... don't ask me why...i just thought that was great...

i did not know you had AIM there, BX...

Oh...as for the Writing Session... i'm free after 6:30 tonight or so...though random suggestions through PMs or this thread are helpful

the only one I really wanted to concentrate on as a repeating joke was the SPINEBUSTAH~! Other stuff may be mentioned offhand...but won't be setups for jokes or anything...

you people seriously do need to get on TV... yeesh...

well.... CWM may gnome someone at one point or another... but i'm not giving Rant "liscense to kill" ...for one... Zsasz would cry...and two... just no.

and then just be fine in the next one?

congratulations, man.

*reads REVISED "So You Want To Steal Cable" pamphlet* MYTH: Free Cable is fun for the whole family! TRUTH: Free Cable is determental to society as it kills braincells in all those that watch it and cause them to be overweight alcohols who smoke and have the IQs of dead fish.

okay Kotz...i'm sure we can work out something good...

I was looking for you to become "Damaramadingdong" myself

there's a good final episode.... 7 or 8 seasons down the line... YNA informs me this show could do well on the WB... maybe a one hour comedic drama type show could be developed...

heeeeey... Cobain is a chem major.... you can be on the floor... and various experiments can be done... I still the LOUD FUCKING METAL idea

Dace has informed me that his dcc is down... a) how long is the song b) can't you just AIM it to me?