The Amazing Rando

i'm so glad i looked away until the screen changed to Kane's music and the Coach over-sell

that was the funniest thing Coach has done since 2002

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Jericho is rocking that Blockbuster card and "10 Things I Hate About You"

what are you talking about? Orton is the next Ric Flair... at least...that's the character he uses while playing SMACKDOWN HERE COMES THE PAIN and drinking YJ Stinger...brought to you by Final Fantasy X2

Flair is going to carry the entire Pyramid to a **** Match...

Sheriff 3:16 says "I just don't know what stale means!"

EVERYONE is standing... that's insane

that's one HIGH roadblock

does Austin's ATV have a Breathalizer start?

that's the craziest choke ever...just shove your crotch into his face

*in production truck* HENRY JUST LOCKED IN A BEARHUG! END THE COMMERCIALS!

JR: Look at Mark Henry's unorthodoxed eating style...he just ate that Buick!

Special Brownies vs. King Sized Krackel Bar

that song has gotten more airtime tonight than HHH in 2000

so Randy's new gimmick is a split personality?

i thought Trish said "i'm not stupid"

Foley was a hardcore legend long before 1998

the Jazz/Trish feud seems like it began in 1987

Vince: Big Show....Big Show...you've had a title for two months and you haven't defended it~! Big Show: me have title?? Vince: Yeah...you've been using it for a plate!

Theodore Long is the best GM ever...

I am going to give Molly a little Go Round

does this mean Orton should come out to "Here Comes The Pain"??

Street Fight.

HHH's nose could impregnate the entire city of Memphis...and the entire city would enjoy it