The Amazing Rando

They should have started mat wrestling and rest holds.

Now watch, here in a few minutes Snitsky will actually come out, destroy all of the originals, and become Vince McMahon's personal bodyguard in order to help Vince keep the title from now until ONS. Whomaga? Of course, my vision involves CM Punk somehow claiming a win and taking the belt.

"Bring that crap out here" *Snitsky walks out*

I look forward to Randy Orton.

All white guys are huge in Asia. Black guys are like Godzilla.

The KING of Extreme... BOOKER V!

Does that mean they have to spend a few months dressed as grunge rockers from Seattle? Not that Spicolli.

I dub them "Spicolli Squared"

Khali's a dirty mouth-breathing bastard.

I'm upset.

That wasn't random... Orton was trying to get on YouPorn

I said earlier that Eugene did it cause his imaginary friend Darren Matthews told him to.

Vince needs an eyepatch.

Super Crazy is injured.

I think it's Vince.

"It was me! I hired Stone Cold! I raised the briefcase! I ratted out John Dillinger!! One time, I rubbed one out to a picture of my lil sister in her Girl Scout outfit and a pile of My Little Ponies! I AM THE GREAT WHITE HOPE! I molested the Son Of Sam! My name is DB Cooper! I drove the Bronco and I hijacked that plane! WORD LIFE, it ain't just a phrase - it's a CATCHphrase, Bitch!"

I'd give Vince money if such a thing was true.

That's not something you can learn, young padawan.

It's not rape if he's unconscious.

"What's this in Edge's bag. It looks like.. OH GOD! THE SMELL! What, has he eaten nothing but curry for the last week?" "It looks like Lita's uterus ran through a gravel pit and a Krispy Kreme glazer!" Rando, your ability to describe things in graphic detail can sometimes be a detriment. I love you too.

The Fear of God?

Oh snap...

"What's this in Edge's bag. It looks like.. OH GOD! THE SMELL! What, has he eaten nothing but curry for the last week?" "It looks like Lita's uterus ran through a gravel pit and a Krispy Kreme glazer!"

I hope Vince is doing this... or, actually...I hope it WAS Cena.

They just wanted to make sure they got on tonight. Flair needs a paycheck for the IRS and Torrie needs an upgrade. Apple crops are dying due to droughts. Benjamin needs a new XBOX360 and Haas lost his side job as Mark Jindrak impersonator. Oddly enough, he lost his job to Mark Jindrak.