The Amazing Rando

Yeah..uh.. Does this count?

"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.... I'm on a mission from God!"

ANGRY CHRISTIAN SOLDIER!!

Did he shoot him in Reno?

i'm sure someone else will get it, but the screen shows... Viscera, Benoit, Shelton, Hass, Nitro, Holly, Sandman, Sabu, RVD, Carlito, Punk, Finlay, Chavo, Flair, Miz, Kenny, Masters, Matt & Jeff, Taker, Kane, HBK, Edge, Orton, and Booker T... that's 25

The Loonatix?

Trump is the greatest smark ever.

"It's MARTY JANNE--oh wait, he just got fired"

God wouldnt let that happen.. Tons of people throughout history would beg to differ. Kanye West for starters.

As much as they seem to be implying SOMEONE will help HBK... I am beginning to think it's going to be one giant beat down.

He should come out to KD Lang... "KD...I'm gay" , oh wait, not that kind of coming out...

"And coming to the ring at this time...being accompanied by generic Powerman 5000 theme music.......KENNNNNNY"

Ahem... "NOT VAL VENIS!!!"

Chuck Norris as the special enforcer for the Cena/Umaga match! Only if he kicks Jeff Jarrett in the face somehow.

I think 92 probably wins that hands down, at least for the actual Rumble Match... you know why... HUSS!!

The cocks of half of them are probably in teens, too.

Ew.

And Maria does the Funky Chicken.

I can honestly see Cena pulling a Foley and pinning Umaga down somehow so he can't get up. The Great Khali comes out to help Umaga, but Cena pulls his usual bullshit tricks and knocks out Khali. He does the FU to Khali onto Umaga, and the weight of Khali keeps Umaga down for the 10. "UMAGA'S BAH GAWD BURIED UNDER THE SMACKDOWN CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION...ALL TWO OF 'EM, KING!"

and Umaga's just been pretty much down for a 10 count right now. Exactly. I'm getting more and more pissed off with RAW, ECW, and the recent PPV shows here lately. Thank God Smackdown has been there to keep me sane lately. Maybe Umaga watched Final Resolution LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW and decided to just stay down like AJ Styles did.

I can honestly see Cena pulling a Foley and pinning Umaga down somehow so he can't get up.

and Umaga's just been pretty much down for a 10 count right now.

"I want a Texas Brass Knuckles Match! Get me Bull Curry!!"

They should use a rope ladder. Sure, you can't really use it as a weapon, but the spots on it could be fun.

Now we get to see John Cena's "psycho" face.