The Amazing Rando

come on Iron man!

"John Cena, I Got A Real Marine" sign

Downhome screen-capped that just now from his massive underground library.

I will go out on a limb and say with a bit of coercing my original NES would probably still work. My Genesis probably would too. They've just been in storage for a long while.

It says on TNA's website that Angle will face the winner of the title match -- in this case Christian Cage -- for the championship at "Against All Odds" ...I hope that doesn't mean Angle is going to try and play face...OR if it means Joe will shoehorn himself into the title match and make it another three way.

I have no idea...I just took the results from TNA's website.

Hoyt d. Stevens Last Man Standing - Rhino d. Styles (Styles decided not to stand up when he could have) X Title - Sabin d. Daniels & Lynn (pinning Lynn) to become the New X-Division Champ PCS Finals -- Shelley d. Starr in Overtime after a draw was ruled by the judges (Backlund said both were equal, other two judges split) Storm d. Williams, afterwards Gail Kim was attacked by Storm and Jacqueline VKM celebrated, then were confronted by Christy Hemme for dumb reasons Tag Team Titles - LAX d. Team 3D by DQ when a drunk Brother Runt attacked LAX 30 Minute Iron Man Match - Kurt Angle d. Samoa Joe 3-2, with Kurt tapping to his own Ankle Lock just after time expired.

my original PS1 still works with some slowdown on loading times and a little in-game slowdown here and there.

How long until we get "Hold a PoS3 for a PS3" to see who can stand like a statue for the longest without moving.

Backlund could probably do it before Nash could.

Anybody seen the Dish Network Final Resolution ads, all about Samoa Joe, ending with the deep voiced guy throwing out the line "SAMOA JOE...IS GOING TO KILL YOU..."

Signs point to Breakin' and Breakin' 2 as more than likely never opening at number one. The first only made 38 million, and the sequel made 15.

Kennedy has a title match at the Rumble. BUT... it would be refreshing to see Kennedy lose the title match just before the Rumble, and then beat up a late number and get into the Rumble and win it. Then he could have a mini-feud against whomever he beat up for No Way Out, and then could challenge again for the title at Wrestlemania (maybe against John Cena since HHH is hurt and they apparently really want to do Taker/Batista). He can just hold off on his "big decision" until after the NWO PPV and say if he doesn't beat John he'll just go back to Smackdown. (Or, he makes his decision but is attacked by whomever he took out at the Rumble and is told by Coach/Long that he has to wrestle at No Way Out against the guy in a cage or something, since they think he went to Raw to get away from whomever he beat up)

Either way, I have no idea what to do with yams, because I think they taste god awful.

Yams are NOT sweet potatoes. Yams are white on the inside, sweet potatoes are an orange color.

Somewhere between MSG and Baltimore, the SWF crew has stopped for a weekend house show. It is hours before the show is going to start, but a few superstars have already made their way to the building. One such person is Ricky Barbosa, who can be seen walking the halls looking as dejected as ever. But as he walks around a corner and into his dressing room, he is greeted by the figures of Alan Clark and Walter Reynolds, the bodyguard almost having to hold Alan Clark in place. "RICKY!!" Ricky, not totally paying attention to anything around him, jumps from the shock and looks up, only to quickly divert his eyes when he realizes who was calling his name. Alan, on the other hand, is still decidedly ticked off. "I was undefeated, Ricky! Not a loss since returning to the SWF! Then you go jumping through hoops for my attention and we both suffered! I LOST THANKS TO YOU!" Alan is fuming, and the more he talks the more Ricky's head sinks into his shoulders. "I'm...I'm sorry. That's all I can say. I will make it up to you if I can, I swe..." "You aren't going to do anything. I don't want to see your face when I am in that ring. Wait, no, you'll just wear a mask or something. If I see you, or anything that I even THINK is you when I am in the ring, you'll be coming over to the OAOAST and dealing with Bloodshed. I am not going to be seen as a loser because of my so-called 'biggest fan'." Ricky is still silent. "If you really were my biggest fan you would do things that would help me WIN. But I don't even want you doing that. You sit here and you walk around and you wrestle wearing that 'Wayward Sons' t-shirt and think you know EVERYTHING about what it takes, but you don't. I don't even care if you can recite the oath frontwards, backwards, and in LATIN, okay...I can tell you don't know a thing about what it takes to be known as a 'Wayward Son'. Sometimes I used to wonder if Edward James knew what it took to be one, and you are no Edward James. His problems were self-assurance, and yours is just selfishness. You want me to like you and actually care that you exist because you wear a T-SHIRT.You were nothing but a faceless fan until two weeks ago!" "That's not what I...." "I don't want to hear it. Not a single fan cares about me anymore, and why is that, Ricky? It's because, just like the SWF, they don't NEED Alan Clark. They are stuck with him. My contract runs out in June, Ricky, and letting it expire is the only legal way to get away from this place without getting sued into oblivion by Disney. I was fully intent on staying and collecting my paychecks until you showed up. Now I am not so sure." Ricky looks up towards Alan at this revelation, but then quickly shoots his eyes back down to the floor when he notices Alan still staring down at him. "Do you think if I put on that shirt and walked to the ring to that music that the fans would CARE about me? It's more than clothes and music, it's VALUES...values that ceased having any meaning the moment I shook the hand of Landon Maddix. You want to attack me for that? You want to yell at me for doing what I did back then? DO YOU WANT TO HATE ALAN CLARK BECAUSE OF THE PAST TWO YEARS OF HIS LIFE??" "No...I-" "I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I just want you to stay away from me. If you really cared about me the way you say you do, you might want to think about listening to me and doing what I say. Stay out of my way, and stop making a mockery of the Wayward Sons. It's dead. Seriously." and with that, Alan and Walter exit the dressing room, leaving Ricky alone with the camera in his face. After a few deep breathes, Ricky speaks softly to himself. "To be a wayward son...is to look inside oneself...and find the light. To be a wayward son...is to become that light...and find peace. To be a wayward son...is to use that peace...to carry on." Ricky breathes deeply once again and looks up towards the camera. "I am a wayward son." Fade.

so Sting wins the title, then faces off next month against whomever wins between Joe and Angle while Christian and Abyss do the one-on-one thing to finally really give that feud a good blow off... and the rest is, well, the rest. (some good matches, for sure...but the top two are fairly predictable)

The Punjabi Prison Match did NOT feature Khali. It featured Taker and Show. Khali was taken off the show because of his liver.

It's hypocrisy. He's telling him that he isn't good enough, but then replies that he himself killed the entire idea when he joined Martial Law. Same goes for him telling Ricky that he's being selfish, when Clark later states he was willing to hang around in the fed and collect paychecks instead of letting his contract expire.

W&D vs. The Caddies! Book it!

Well unless this was something that was talked about and I missed it, and do not accurately describe "I have a streak and don't want to lose it, so please do not put me into the Clusterfuck Match". Not that I'm making fun of you, I just seriously had no idea. In your place, may I suggest Matt "King of the Dominicans" Myers? or Cutthroat, mayhaps?

Just cause you are in it doesn't mean you have to write. Isn't the average every year like 5 full matches or something?

Why so confused?

i'm a mark for faked injuries...so long as they don't last weeks or months... mid-match ones are fantastic.

I just think they can't spell. and the "lude" thing you mentioned is just slang for "quaalude", a marketed name of "methaqualone"