The Amazing Rando

HBK runs scared as Edge and Orton begin walking around the arena pushing one of Taker's old caskets with a bullseye on the edge of it.

Technically HHH ended DX way back when, and then he ended it again in 2002 ...if you count THE SUPER SAFE PEDIGREE OF DOOM as "ending it"

RNN says he's only at 83% ...give him a break.

Beluga Whale.

Carlito isn't getting pushed because he's a lazy fucker in the ring. He's just lazy in general realy he lets shitty guys outwork him and acts like he could give a shit.......wonder why he's not getting pushed? cause--->effect shitty booking---->lazy, unmotivated wrestler see Booker T pre-fall 05. I'm sorry a good wrestler doesn't tank a year of work because he is unhappy with his booking. You are giving them all the more reason to never push you........I don't see Benoit tanking matches. Even if Benoit tanked a match, it'd still hit ***

Torrie turns on most fourteen year olds...not much of a stretch there.

And there's barely enough people left to take down the ring.

"They're chanting my INITIALS!"

HHH getting hurt really destroys the product when you don't have guys like Austin, Jericho, The Rock, or Kurt Angle to hold shit over for 9 months.

Is that anything like testicular fortitude? Is it anything like Dusty Rhodes' elbow?

HEYA KHALI!!! "Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho!"

Riding The Bus With My Sister.

"Doctor Feelgood" by Motley Crue

"I'm gonna eat you like the Kroger's cookie aisle!" We'll hear the phrase "cherry pie", I'm sure. Warrant vs. John Cena - Handicap Battle Of The Bands!

See, it's funny, cause Stephanie said so.

"I'm gonna eat you like the Kroger's cookie aisle!"

Khali is black cock to the WWE's asshole of Stephanie McMahon.

So he walked down the steps did he?

My Playstation just suddenly got overworked and just stopped going, so Scott Steiner threatened a lawsuit and then gave my dog the Steiner Screwdriver.

He bet "February 9th" in the HHH injury pool.

It would actually be hilarious if Fake Donald and Fake Rosie put on a **** wrestling clinic with great heel and face dynamics and a hot finish with good psychology and a mess of perfectly timed near falls as they fight over a keylock.

They bleached Shelton's Mama!

I thought he lost that when thought the idea of a guy raping a dead corpse would sell I can't believe Austin/Roberts was almost 11 years ago....

I hope the only comparison he is making is 'a bell rang at some point"

Hey, they can't edit Orton's either.