The Amazing Rando

Well you can say he probably would have won the belt last week if not for Bischoff, so it's basically saying that Nitro can't win without alot of help. Sure it makes him look weak, but he's getting his heat back with this ladder beating.

While quite random, you could say it's because you collect things of that nature for some project. Well they know I don't collect stuff like that, but I would probably hang it on my wall.

Sucking a cock in the shower room will do that to a twosome.

I want a WCW cruiserweight belt... i can't see me asking any of my relatives to buy it for me for Xmas. The questioning would be horrible.

They should show a turkey with a smaller version of Umaga's tribal skirt thing on it.

That belt is touching Nitro's crotch. You know Jeff Hardy will lick it clean if he wins it back tonight.

She should've ran out there preventing Umaga and TBS from beating Cena down. Talking her way out of it, distracting them so Cena could get the upper hand, just something. Then, next week, she turns heel on Cena saying how fucking easy that was and asks why he didn't do the same thing for her. She shows them her tits like Julia Stiles in "10 Things I Hate About You", then she and CM Punk go play paintball while Semisonic plays in the background.

Maria should run out and clear the ring and save Cena.

Well, you see....there's a Pay-Per-View called SURVIVOR SERIES, with the premise being, like the Royal Rumble in January, that there is a special kind of match that takes place on the show, except that usually (unlike the Royal Rumble) there is more than one kind of that type of match. The match, called a "Survivor Series Match", is basically an Elimination Tag Match. The last person or team remaining wins the match for that team, regardless if there is one of you left, or if all five men survive.

"Stone Cold" was taken.

Umaga is going to paint the canvas with all the colors of John Cena's wind?.

Ever notice whenever you are in a bathroom, even if you were just going in to wash your hands, you feel the need to do some business?

That scene needed a Wilhelm Scream.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....WHYYYYYYY....Why Haven't You Bought One Of Our Shirts Yet!? WWEshop.com! WHY!

Regal pees green, not Vince.

I had nothing to do with that. You can't fool me, Rando... Kenny's too old for me.

"This is not a wrestling event...." - JR

I had nothing to do with that.

Didn't you shove the irish on boats and send them off to Australia just because they were irish? Aren't most irish folk songs basically "Fuck the English" and "Let's get drunk so we don't have to think about the English" and "Somebody just died, let's get drunk and sing"

They're not Irish.

I need to get a picture of the Seven Dwarfs, recolor them SSquad Green, and make that my sig or something.

Yeah, and it will priceless to see the fan reaction when he pedigrees Shawn whenever they get tired of DX.. OMG!

You picked him up on a website. No wait...you sucked his cock behind a dumpster!! No, that doesn't sound erotic enough...

Is it odd to anyone else but me that HHH, a man who was basically the most hated guy in the fed from mid-2002 till mid-2006 is now one of the most loved just because he wears a different shirt? (i mean, by the fans) On the level of other famous heels in wrestling history, he did some pretty heinous stuff in that four years.

They still got tomorrow.