The Amazing Rando

Bickering Announcers~

Cena damn near pulled a Goldberg on that entrance.

Shelton appears on the "get no respect" line...and notice no Kane in the intro.

Orton: So then I blew smoke right in Vince's face... Hardy: And you didn't get fired?! Orton: Who do I look like, some jabroni named Juventud?

if he shows up the next time you should give him just a tiny bit of hope at the beginning before crushing him like an ant at the end.

HHH and Shawn Michaels, because HHH tried a few times to cripple him.

I can't believe that wedding angle was over two years ago. Daaaamn.

this gimmick should have been done years ago. Just a horrible wrestler that knows he's a horrible wrestler and just cheats his way to victory at every turn possible. Give him the world title.

No, that was Little Bastard.

Marty Wright is the Boogeyman. Wasn't Marty Garner the guy that got Pedigreed onto his head?

Hardcore Holly's Shadow jobbed to a Question Mark. How the mighty have fallen.

Regardless of what anyone's stats are, even the fastest and strongest of people can still be out-manuevered by a slower and weaker one, though usually in this fed a person chooses power over speed or vice-versa depending upon what style they are choosing to wrestle as. For instance, my character and your character are fairly equal, except your speed is one more than mine (where my extra point goes to charisma) ... but if we were to go at it, Clark would probably be seen as having the advantage due to being a veteran (as Muzz pointed out above with his newb/WC statement). Also, Clark has been written to be able to take one hell of a crazy beating and keep getting up no matter what, and sometimes pushing himself farther than one might normally do. If you do write a "squash", always try to write it with your character taking the beating, but then somehow coming back and getting lucky for a victory. Also, using a WWE reference in the cash of speed, Rey Rey might be much faster than Eddie, but there are going to be times when Eddie out-speeds Rey, because you can't dodge EVERYTHING, no matter who you are. You will always get caught. The secret is that while Phantasmo might hit SOL with 5 fast moves that are weaker in power, SOL might "get lucky" and hit one big one that takes just as much out of Phantasmo. Also, if Phantasmo (or any cruiserweight) spends the whole match trying to out-run an opponent, eventually he (or she, or whatever) will lose that speed. It doesn't matter how much endurance you have, you won't be running rings around your opponent late in a match unless they've been running just as hard and as fast. We've all watched big and small wrestling matches -- 3 minute squashes and 60 minute broadways...there is a certain bit of logic that goes out of the window and stays out, even regards to writing these matches, because when we read these, we visualize them, and you can sort of tell in your mind when something doesn't feel right. SOL can be a believable threat against anyone, even at the 130 pound mark...you just have to watch what you are doing. HELL, the EASIEST thing to do is to make the opponent underestimate her given her size, and then have her get the early advantage because of it. It's a cliched and slightly heelish type of move, but if you put any 250 pounder against someone half their size they are probably going to feel like it's going to be a very easy fight and will take that smaller person lightly. It might not lead to her pulling out an upset over the bigger, stronger, and faster Ultimo Phantasmo, but she isn't made to look like a completely worthless piece of crap. I mean, she can't be completely worthless as she's fought her way to the SWF!!

Hogan doesn't like taking them, it seems, remember the botched one Taker gave him at...think it was Judgement Day 2002? I remember the announcer did the opposite and made it sound like Taker killed him See, that's one thing I think wrestling announcers are pretty bad at nowadays. Logically, Hogan would try to fight out of the Undertaker's chokeslam, so it would make sense that Undertaker wouldn't be able to hit the move 100% all the time. Why couldn't they just say "Hogan tried to counter the chokeslam, but Undertaker managed to take him down with it" or something? It makes more sense than trying to oversell or undersell the move. If I remember correctly, one of Hogan's feet didn't even leave the ground on that Taker chokeslam. It looked horrible, and not in a good way.

I noticed on the side it said Let the speculation begin.

and I don't see anyone other than Booker winning, especially when he's already appearing on promo posters for upcoming PPVs with the title still in hand.

I wanna drive around on the Fantasy Ranch set...and knock Hootie into the river of Ranch sauce.

Yeah, at least I'm trying to play on that particular bit of Bloodshed here/Alan Clark there in the SWF. Yeah, Disney Boy and Bloody Boy are the same person, and I suggest you go read my promo over there on the main WF board...cause it features Brucie too. Dead Precedents 4 Life. And yeah, Landon is a pompous ass...he elbowed me IN THE FUCKING EYE. Edit: And we should have won the tag titles (in the WF).

I would rather not waste any more airtime on an even bigger rehash than they are already doing. The nWo is dead. It should have been dead the second Vince signed the dotted line on the sale of WCW. Hell, it should have been dead at least two years before that.

Big Man vs. Littler Man With Weapons can only be done so many times. Someone really needs to beat Show without a weapon or push Show to the point where he has to go to a weapon to get the win, something he rarely has to do as of now. They need to put Show in "desperate Giant" mode after the ECW originals begin to really show him, the non-ECW guy, what "hardcore" is in their world. I really hope that is what they are going for...but I am doubting it.

The halls of the Key Arena are a bustling with activity as crew and wrestlers alike prepare for the night. The only quiet constant in the scene laid out before the camera is one Walter Reynolds, who walks toward the camera, peeking his head into random doors as he goes. After a moment he walks past the camera and around a corner, finding a door with two five-letter words written across it. "Bruce Blank" Walter gives a courteous knock before ducking his head in, and after apparently seeing something he likes, he enters. The camera follows, only to see Bruce Blank at one end of a long bench, with Alan Clark at the other. "How many times am I going to have to tell you that I'm sorry? It's not like he was supposed to duck out of the way!" "That's not the problem........" Bruce pauses, thinking to himself, "...Alan. That's not the problem. The problem is that we lost. That *I* lost. I'm not a loser." "It happens to everyone! It doesn't matter who you are or even how good you are, there will always be those days where you aren't a winner." Bruce, remembering Jacob Helmsley from less than two weeks ago, does not seem to find that to be the answer he was looking for. "What are you even doing here anyway? What's with the Disney mumbo jumbo? Don't they know you're a lunatic?" Alan is a bit taken aback, but laughs it off, throwing his trademark smile on his face. "Oh, they know that. Trust me, Bruce, I know exactly what I am doing. I can turn that stuff on and off like a faucet, like this one time, against Craig McCl--" "--I don't need any kind of psychological history lesson. I just know that you left the SWF months back to concentrate on what we were doing in the OAOAST, and now that you are back here - WE LOST!" Bruce lets out a little more emotion, throwing a towel across the room, which Walter quickly catches as it flies past him. "And I don't even want to KNOW what the deal is with that guy!" "He is--" Alan starts, but Walter cuts him off. "I am simply here to make sure that Mr. Clark does nothing to jeopardize his contract. I'm sure you know that he can be a bit of a loose cannon sometimes..." "SOMETIMES? I think that boy might be crazier than me, I'll tell you this one time when we were in Detroit, he--" "--Wooah! I don't think anyone needs to hear about that, Bruce. Really. People could be watching, IMPORTANT people..." Alan points toward the camera lens, and reluctantly Bruce quiets himself, only to make small gestures toward Reynolds that he might tell him all about it once the camera was off. Walter nods. "Don't you have a match you should be preparing for or something?" After a moment of silence, Walter pipes up, and both men look up at him, unsure of whom exactly he was talking to. "I'll be fine. Some guy named Scotty isn't going to Rain-a on my parade!" "You think I haven't been preparing for this for the last week, ya big lug?" The two men's responses come out almost on top of each other, causing both to laugh. "Rain-a on your parade?" "Did you just say 'big lug'?" "Yes, he did, but maybe Mr. Blank needs to check out a mirror sometime." is Walter's response as he heads toward the door. "I'll be waiting outside, but hurry up, the show is starting in ten minutes and I want to find a monitor so I can actually watch it this time." "Just go find a monitor, I don't care." "I'm not leaving from the other side of this doorway unless you are with me. A job is a job, sir." "Fine, fine. I'll be out." Walter steps through the door and Alan stands up, moving to shake Bruce's hand. "Have a magical--" "No. Don't give me that force-fed cue-card sh-" "shoot!" "What?" "Nothing. Sorry. It's just...the SWF doesn't need Bloodshed. That's all." The two shake hands and Alan heads toward the door. "Yo, Alan..." Bruce calls just before Clark can disappear. "...and you really think the SWF needs Disney Sponsored Alan Clark?" Alan stops, and looks back into the lockerroom. After a long stare, Clark slowly nods. "Have a magical day, Bruce. Really." (fade)

They wouldn't do that... they would just do what they had to do to make the finish work. meaning, if it was for a title, they'd just put it on whomever they wanted to have it in the next week or month. If it was for a title shot, they'd just have the loser of said match complain or say it was a fluke and demand a rematch that the winner stupidly would accept. etc etc etc.

"last summer"? Wasn't it ... like... two months ago?

Only Hunter could say that and get away with it.

FO SHIZZY~

Randy just stole Carlito's finisher.