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So I realized that my original band name was really, really lame so I tried to change it to Masshole Confidential, but that wouldn't show up on XBox Live, so I thought about it and got inspiration from AnonymousBroccoli's sig. Jumpers To the Junk is ready to rock!

BAL: 27 points Atlanta (5.5) Oakland Tampa Bay Carolina New England (12.5) N.Y. Giants (13.5) Houston Arizona Denver (5.5) Detroit Seattle (9.5) Baltimore (2.5) Jacksonville Pittsburgh Green Bay San Diego (9.5)

I'd also check out the shorts they put out, especially Drugs Are Like That, Buying Food and Each Child Is Different.

So what's the best way to unlock everything without using the code: World Tour or Challenges?

I picked it up tonight. I'll probably be up for some play tomorrow, but not too late as I have to work at 9AM on Saturday. My band is Santa Klaws. "Are you ready to be merry?"

We already have Dice-K's schizophrenic ass to watch in October. I don't need to wonder which Wake is going to show up as well.

Guys I don't want on Boston's playoff roster: 1) Mike Timlin 2) Tim Wakefield

My magic five discussion questions of the week: 1. I'm setting the over/under on sacks at 4 in the Bengals/Giants game. Pick one. I'd double that. 2. Can Houston capitalize on Kerry Collins being a stationary suckass and tee off? I think so. I'm stubbornly sticking to the belief that the Texans are eventually going to be good. 3. Can Miami generate enough pass rush to shake Cassel, and continue their history of playing New England tough when totally outgunned? Those Miami Ds had Jason Taylor and Zack Thomas. This one doesn't. 4. Will Tampa and Chicago combined score more points than either New Orleans or Denver? No, because Tampa and Chicago actually have something of a defense. 5. Is Minnesota being hot shit going to be the worst fucking preseason pick in the world, facing a must-win against a good Carolina team? Minny's defense was feisty against Indianapolis. If they can get ANY production from the QB spot (even the fabled "game-managing" performance), they'll be good.

I'm a freakin dork. I saw that name and immediately thought of him as the sex expert on Grand Theft Auto. "I love you all."

Maybe I should hope for my games to get cancelled more often.

I also think the AI coverage is ass. It's like you shouldn't even bother calling zone or man because your guys will let receivers get wide open regardless.

KSK is one of the worst and unfunniest blogs out there, beating on the same jokes all the time. When they take over Deadspin on the weekends I avoid it like the plague. It's Boston-centric, but I really like Chad Finn's Touching All The Bases, especially now that he updates it nearly every day. He's what Bill Simmons was 5 or so years ago (before he moved to LA).

[Monsoon announces that Ric has set the longevity record] Heenan: "Give him the title, that's good enough!" And how could anybody possibly be on Hogan's side at the end? "Hey, he played by the rules of the match and threw me out fair and square, so I'm going to be an asshole and make him lose the World Title! Cheer for me!"

So Palin's e-mail was hacked. If someone was hoping to find a video from MILF Hunter, they may be very disappointed. It also gives me another reason to not touch anything political with a 3 mile pole.

THURSDAY West Virginia SATURDAY Iowa UCLA Florida Michigan State Virginia Tech Texas A&M Rutgers Utah Wake Forest Mississippi LSU Georgia Iowa State Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the LSU/Auburn game? 60 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Georgia's Knowshon Moreno have against Arizona State? 111

Last night's game basically convinced me that the Rays are winning the division. That was the second time in a week that they lost big the previous night but bounced right back. They probably have the best bullpen of all the playoff teams right now.

- I would have made "The Barbarian doesn't like Flair" as the subtitle, but that's just me. - That Bushwhackers-Beverly Brothers match just wouldn't END! I was reading a book while it was on and glanced at the TV twice and thought "Geez, this thing is STILL going on?" - Another bonus is that we get a Shawn Micheals promo that shows the Rockers breakup. - The Rumble match was Ric Flair's crowning achievement in the WWF. Here was a brash, egotistical guy that barges in and claims himself to be "The Real World's Champion" who comes into this match at #3 - an impossible position - and instead of cowering and hiding while picking his spots, he goes right after each guy that comes in. They also REALLY built up Piper's "Two titles in one night" angle so the fans were red hot for him when he came out. That was probably the best booked Rumble they've ever done. - The Rumble match itself is considered the most star-studded Rumble ever and with eight past and future World Champions (5 of whom would hold titles in both the WWF and NWA/WCW or World Heavyweight title in Michaels and the Undertaker's cases), it's hard to dispute that. EDIT: Does Heenan audibly swear when Flair comes out? There's a bit of silence and Monsoon says "Watch your language". I've always wondered that.

I'll probably get into more shows, but this is what I'll definitely watch. Monday: Big Bang Theory, HIMYM, Heroes, end of the MNF game. Tuesday: Nothing jumps out Wednesday: Mythbusters Thursday: The Office Friday & Saturday: See Tuesday In '09 there's also 24, Scrubs and Rescue Me to look forward to. There's always 24/7 and Netflix (especially since I'll be able to watch stuff via my 360 soon) to fill in the gaps.

Could they have fucked up that last drive even more?

Nice job Jinxy Von Jinxerton.

PKIsLive. I don't have the game yet, but I will by the weekend.

As I stated, I'm up for everything but drums.

You have to love Vince taking every opportunity he could to needle him about Perfect. You could tell that Heenan really enjoyed working that angle.

Pfft, K-Rod does that after he takes a good dump.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to 2001. Please pick up your GameCubes and Windows XP discs at the door.