KingPK

All right. Speaking of twisting words, change "make" to something else, and you get what Loss hears every Saturday night. ....I'm dead.

Oh man, I have a joke all ready in the chamber, but I just can't pull the trigger. I am such a wuss.

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We can just keep adding new folders to it when the older ones stop being entertaining.

If this has turned into a battle of bad horror movies, then I'm just going to have to tap out right now. Besides, in a mod war, I'd just forge an alliance with Sass and let him do all the heavy lifting while I stand in the background making witty observations and puns.

This thread is lowering the world's aggregate sperm count as we speak. It may mean fewer children born and the end of human civilization as we know it.......but I don't care.

Can someone tell me how the Sox only got 3 hits and struck out 13 times against TED FUCKING LILLY?! See, THIS is why we Sox fans just CAN NOT get behind this year's team. I really wouldn't be surprised if they get swept by Toronto. I won't.

So Phelps has someone swim for him in the 4x100 relay final and HE gets a gold too? That sounds a bit off.

Gah, methinks the Pats' first team will be running some laps come next practice. Horrid first quarter from both the offense (7 total yards) and defense (170 yards surrendered, 14-0 Cincy). And Cincy starts the 2nd with another TD. Yikes. Oh well, if you're gonna suck, might as well do it when it's meaningless and you can work on it.

With Mole, you just never can tell.

Hmmm.....Beavis X and Slayer-Head. I smell a series.

It balances the teams so the game is competitive regardless of their stats. I have it on, and the CPU gives you a good game. I got sweet REVENGE~! on the Bears in SB 41, 27-10 with Corey Dillon being named MVP. Now I have to figure out how to keep Seymour without devouring my cap (I traded Ben Watson, since I also have to sign Daniel Graham, and they have the exact same stats, but I saved and quit after that, so I've still got work to do.)

...does that even make a LICK (huh huh huh) of sense? Can't we just keep the Elmer Fudd and ghetto translators and burn the rest from our collective memory?

I already mentioned this in the offseason thread, but really, we're still not sure if he can survive a full NFL season with that knee of his. Plus, Henry is a perfectly good back for them. Trading Henry (or McGahee) to Miami would be the best way to go, since the Fins are DESPERATE for a back, and would probably give up more than they need to, but I just don't see them trading a very good player to a division rival. But buck up Bills fans, if these two continue to bicker like this and Drew gets put on his ass 6 times a game, you won't have to worry about such trivial things like "winning the division", "making the Wild Card", or even "going 8-8" . (Hey, I'm still a tad bitter over Week 1. Sue me.)

Travis Henry demanded it last week, so now it's Willis' turn. Hey Willis, you're lucky to still HAVE a career and you haven't played one SECOND of meaningful NFL action. Shut up.

Go away for a few days, and you get thrown back east 3,000 miles. LA got some good value for the 4th pitcher in the rotation, though. I guess my salary was one of the reasons for this.

We changed it. It's easier to root out PBPs and the like this way.

Just a little pimp for the recap, but count me in the masses that *wub* Orton. But no more Evolution music and sparks falling?

I think most of this "anti-Team USA" sentiment is because a lot of people just don't like the style of play and attitude in the NBA right now, and if an Olympic embarassment leads to changes, well, so be it. I think it also stems from the fact that they selected the biggest names to go, instead of the best group of players. The NBA is looking at this as a marketing ploy, no more, no less. And the fact that they are staying on a luxury ocean liner (paid for by the NBA, probably) instead of the Olympic Village like everyone else for "safety reasons" probably irks people too.

The Chinese synchronized diving duo MAJORLY fuck up a dive, which allows the Greeks and Americans to have a chance at the gold. And the Americans blow their dive, so the Greeks win the gold.

Concensus says that Alanis Morisette's song You Oughta Know is about Dave Coulier since he took her virginity when they were dating and dumped her soon afterwards. I thought everyone knew that.

What, Dave Coulier in a neon banana yellow blazer doesn't do anything for you?

Redbaron stole my thunder. That's what completely irks me about this team, the total reliance on parimeter shooting. If they aren't making 40-50%+ of those shots, then they get behind and don't have the tools to go inside and make plays. Plus, they're turning over the ball WAY too much. And gee, isn't it kooky that the quarter where Iverson and Duncan sat (2nd) was the one where they had the most anemic offensive production (9 points)? That just won't fly. I link again to Bill Simmons' article a week or so ago.

I love how these NBC announcers are acting: "Well, Brazil went on a 36-0 run yesterday, so why can't the US right now? They can just turn it on at any second." (5 minutes pass, PR's lead grows) "Any time now." (5 minutes later) "Really." They have Greece on Tuesday. That should be fun.

This is like watching a Celtics game from two years ago. Did they add Antoine Walker when no one was looking? This team won't make the medal round; the NBA game and the international game are two completely different animals. Iraq is holding their own against Costa Rica in soccer. 0-0 at the half in a fairly entertaining (for an American who couldn't care less about the sport) game.