KingPK

Scooter again? Aren't most kids in bed by now?

Dear god, they're going to play it again. *Readies mute button* And of course, they miss a play while doing it. Morons.

O.....k.....what the Holy FUCK was that?! Dump that shit, FOX, NOW!!!

So when's Spongebob Splitfinger making his first appearance? I dunno, after opening day/week, I just can't get THAT into it until at least the end of May. I guess I'm not a REAL baseball fan, but I'm not a casual fan. I fall somewhere in the middle.

Fun, but not really worth much in the long run, Yanks vs. Sox be dammed. Call me in June and July.

Screw that. This is what baseball's all about in Fenway. It's April 16th.

I am, but I'm not putting a hell of a lot of stock into the game.

Two weeks ago, after I lost my Anglemania match, I was taken off the active roster for April by Northstar, since I wasn't performing well. You surprised me in the locker room and just told me to do what you did a while back: go home and recharge. That's all.

A few things: - Just some advice to PFL: you should really do something visual to seperate the segments. When I'm scrolling through the show, they seem to bleed into each other. I suggest something like a dashed line across the screen, like this: Segment 1 ends ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segment 2 begins or, if you're going to commercial, bold the word *COMMERCIALS* - A little too heavy on the promos for my taste. A lot of them were real good, but it kind of got dull reading promo after promo. And I really don't think the PRL/Cappa confrontation needed 6 different segments (by my count) - Blurricane's return surprised me, but it's good to see LPYC back in the fold (hope you don't mind that I used Parka two weeks ago). - Sly is the man. I lost to him, but he's the man.

Ummm......Parcells vs. Holmgren, Superbowl XXXI rematch? That's all I got.

FOX has the Superbowl this year? That should be a hoot. Who the hell is their A-broadcasting team? And shouldn't they switch the week 5 and week 15 MNF games? I would think the Pats' possible attempt at breaking Miami's record against Miami would be prime-time material. And by week 15, they'll have plenty of McNair injuries to talk about while Favre plays with broken thumbs, ribs, and hemorhhoids.

Remember when they had to shut down the Downtown Crossing T station because the change guy left a bag of coke on the counter? My mother and by brother's gf had to find another way to the hospital where my brother was. Remember who the guy was? Ed Leslie. I shit you not.

Yeah, the Red Sox management gave a damn, they have just been inept. Fron Frazee selling Ruth, to the Yawkeys' racist attitudes (they could have had Robinson, if I recall, and the Sox were one of the last teams to get a black player), to Duquette declaring that Clemens was "past his time"

*The Ratingsmobile gets smashed by a creature of awesome power: WHAMZILLA~!*

The refereeing has been bad the whole series. They're either calling absolutely nothing, or every little thing. They gotta find SOME balance here.

They already called a penalty. They filled their quota for overtime.

What a way for Montreal to blow that game. They may have just blown the series.

Actually, by my experiments, it turns you into 90s teen starlets. So far, I've been JLH, Lacey Chabert, Katie Holmes, Tiffany Amber Thiassen and Jessica Alba. I tried going Northwest......that wasn't pretty. Try the body of Denise Richards with the head of Estelle Getty. *Shudders*

An article in the Boston Herald last week or so says Boston WILL lose money on the Convention, due to security costs and relocating some other events (including Sail Boston, which would have brought in a lot, but they have to move it to Newport, I believe) How about Menino's quote when they were talking about the traffic problems that will happen: "We are sounding the alarm bell right now. We're saying that the sky is falling." Of course, it's Mumbles, so it came out "Weha......bell raaht now. Sayin....sky falling. They're gonna give us....uh...a spaceship."

::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!:: Fahk Bashston. Wait, I'm still Lacey Chabert. AS hit a woman. Neve Campbell wil fuck you up good, yo. *Nails AS with a WICKED HAAAAD PAAK THE CAAH IN HAVAAD YAAD SOOPAHKICK~!~!~!~!!!~~!* Ow, that hurt for some reason.

Man, wouldn't it be a better idea to space some of that stuff out? 3 segments on one feud in one show? Couldn't you save two of them for the next two weeks (the PPV is two weeks from Sunday, right?) You know, so you won't have to think up a bunch of segments every week. Just a suggestion. Oh, I sent my segment in. I'd like my sandwich now, please.

*Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!* Oh wait, I'm still JLH. *SOOPAHkick~!s to the North and turns into Lacey Chabert* (Seen the trailer for Mean Girls? *Drools* DO MORE MOVIES GIRL!!!) Ok, so that means if I go south, I turn into Neve Campbell. Good to know.

Let's find out. *Faces east, tries Westward Bound (OMG MOVE STEALING~!), disappears and reappears as Jennifer Love Hewitt* Uh, ok. *Does nude scene*

That shot on Axelsson was a wee cheap. Maybe Zhednik better keep his eyes open. (NOTE: I AM KIDDING!!!!!!!) Geez, the Canadiens are throwing EVERYTHING at Reycroft.

If it was the Revolution, some people would be saying "Well, those British aren't THAT bad. So we have to pay taxes on things like tea, stamps, air, water and dirt. Money just burns a hole in my pocket, anyway."