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Right here I didn't see a Velocidental thread, and all the other writers pimp their stuff, so leave feedback. This was a pretty good show, actually.

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I don't think they did individual introductions last year.

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I dunno, Carolina strikes me as a team like the Titans if Eddie George was in 1999-2000 form. Delhomme is no McNair, but he does what he has to win. People complain about the lack of star power, but this might be the best matchup we could have gotten since both teams are pretty well-rounded. The Colts and Chiefs have no defense, the Eagles can't catch, the Packers aren't great on either side of the ball (their offense is stronger, though), the Ravens have no QB and rely on the running game exclusively. Although, you could replace the Pats with the Titans and we'd still probably get a good matchup here.

What the hell do you think he should have said? "Hey, we'll probably get our asses handed to us because we aren't that good, but we'll try our best not to embarass ourselves too badly." *Howard Dean yell*

Kerry: 100% Edwards: 94% Lieberman: 92% Clark: 84% Dean: 81% Bush: 68% Kucinich: 68% Sharpton: 66%

9 from me. The Superstar/Zack promo was good shit, and it looks like all the Palooza matches will be exciting. My match was a Half Hour Special, which explains the brevity, and why I didn't give a 10.

I'm going to go with David Givens. He's still pretty unknown, but the Panthers are poor against the pass (Manning Jr.'s performance nonwithstanding), and Givens has become one of Brady's favorite receivers this year. I think he led the team in TD catches this season.

Page 2 has their 100 Greatest Superbowl Moments article up. Here's the top 10: 10. XVIII: Raiders RB Marcus Allen avoids a wall of Redskins defenders and goes 74 yds for a TD to end the third quarter and put the game away. 9. XXXIV: With the score tied at 16 with 2 minutes left in regulation, Rams QB Kurt Warner connects with a floater to Issac Bruce, who takes it the rest of the way (73 yards) and gives the Rams the lead. 8. XXXII: With the score tied at 17 and needing a first down deep in Packer territory, Broncos QB John Elway is forced to take it himself, charging for the marker. He's hit by LeRoy Butler and helicopters in the air before taking another hit, but getting the first down anyway. 7. XVII: 4th and 1 on the Dolphins 43 with 10 minutes left. Redskins RB John Riggins gets the ball on a play called "70 chip" and takes it all the way for the winning TD. 6. X: In the second, Steelers WR Lynn Swann, covered like a blanket, leaps high in the air over the defender and makes a spectacular grab. 5. III: After upsetting the Colts, Jets QB Joe Namath runs towards the locker room, index finger extended in the air. 4. XXV: Only need to say two words for Bills fans to start cursing - Wide Right. For the uninitiated, with the Giants leading by one and the Bills down to their last play, Kicker Scott Norwood lines up for a game winning 47 yard field goal.....but shanks it to the right. 3. XXXVI: 17-17, seven seconds left. Adam Vinatieri strolls onto the field for a 48 yard game winner. Snap.....kick........money. 2. XXXIV: As Titans fans would say - One Yard Short. Rams are up 23-16 late, but Steve McNair drives the Titans right down the field all the way to the Rams 10 with :06 left. McNair hits Kevin Dyson on a slant at the 3, but gets hit at the 2 by Mike Jones. Dyson tries to extend the ball, but he goes down at the one. 1. XXIII: The 49ers trail the Bengals 16-13 with 3:10 left. QB Joe Montana takes the team on his back at their own 8 and drives down to the Bengals 10 with :39 left. On the next play Roger Craig, the primary receiver, is double covered, but that allows WR John Taylor to break free in the end zone and Montana finds him for the game winning TD.

Just heard on the radio that McNabb dropped out as well. He's going to be replaced by Marc Bulger. The Pro Bowl is all about stats, and not victories or championships (which is why there's no Delhomme or Brady)

Well, Sapp should know about losing a lot this year. Hell, he lost TWICE to the Panthers. And he said something like "everytime I've faced their O-line, they were awful." The Pats and Bucs played, what, ONCE in the last 5 years, and that was when Carroll was coach and the O-line did suck.

I dunno, I'm just wondering what brings and keeps people here. Also, for those who read the articles, do you have a favorite writer on the site?

Not with these defenses. Another '02/'04 colollary: In '02, the Super Bowl was in New Orleans, hometown of Rams RB Marshall Faulk. This year, it's in Houston, hometown of Patriots RB Antowain Smith. Freaky.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but respect for our nation's elderly, and it's nice that ESPN gave him something to do between his shuffleboard and bowling league, but he was wrong, wrong, wrong for the last two weeks.

I'll tell ya, if you can't make it to the game, having a get together with about 30 people is the next best thing. When Leann Rimes belted out a fantastic Anthem and the crowd was going bonkers, I knew that everyone there was just keyed up, and the Colts had to play close to a perfect game to win. Didn't happen. So once again that little three word phrase is validated. Although I didn't expect the Colts OFFENSE to be the thing that murdered their chances. Their D played very well and with some offseason tweaking, they will probably improve. And once again, Woody Paige proves he's an utter dolt.

I'm going to modify my final score predictions: NE 31 Indy 24 (Bold prediction: the Colts will punt) Carolina 24 Philly 21 (OT)

And now, the Fellowship of the Miserable Choir *sung kind of to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas: Here are the ways Boston broke the heart of me: Through Buckner's legs Bucky Fucking Dent Leaving Pedro in The Rick Pitino Era Fridge going in Beaten by the Reds Jeremy Jacobs' owernship So thank God for NE!!

I'll do that 24/7 match if you want, Papa. I may also have some whispered words for Axel.

I think a 7 is appropriate also. Not every week you can blow the roof off the joint. I thought the mix of action/promos was good, and I'm liking this Hollwyood Invasion. Although Axel crushing my larynx wasn't my idea of a good night.

Tell that to every player/coach/coordinator that I've read saying "It's tough to gameplan against this team, since you don't know what coverages they are going to throw at you and they never seem to keep the same looks every week." From an article in today's Providence Journal:

I've gotta ask, are there ANY Colts fans around (The HOOOOOOOOORN)? I know the Pats fans, I know the Eagles fans, and there are even a few Panthers fans sprinkled in, but I haven't heard from one Colts fan yet. I mean people from Indiana (or wherever) that root for the team, not fans of Peyton Manning or any one player. Just an observation.

I'll bet the papers are liking this. They'll have a sports page headline tailor made for when the Bills blow a couple of games: "A Bunch of Mularkey!" *Cue laugh track*

That's true. I remember watching the game as a kid and just feeling sorry for the kicker.