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Nice, Kevin Faulk brings it into Tits territory.

Shit, McNair overthrew a sure TD. Whew.

Wow, the field at Gillette looks pretty good. Titans have the ball first.

Sure, if you're not actually AT that game . Although I did look for tickets yesterday, but I'd have to sell some organs to afford them. SHORT!!!

Shank it!!!! SSSSSSSSSShank it!!!

Most of the time. You do have the occasional blowout (Colts/Broncos last week)

C'mon, let's get this one over with so I can watch the Pats game.

Just a note: Depending on the result of tonight's game, the recap will be either me overrating the segments and liberally adding pictures of the Flying Elvis, or it will be one of the most bitter recaps ever. Which one do YOU want to see?

To quickly push this back on topic: If it is true, then I'm going to ask Meltzer and those guys to shut their fucking mouths for once. Really, Benoit (or most anyone else) coming in at #1 and going the distance would make for a HUGELY entertaining and dramatic Rumble (it's one of the easiest storylines to write; just have the guy almost get eliminated about 40 times during the match, the fans would eat it up), but not when some net douche lets everyone know it happens before the event, that will just KILL any drama WWE was hoping to build up. This is akin to spoiling the ending to a good movie to me. I usually wouldn't say this, but I kind of hope someone gets fired for leaking this out.

:Drinking 40 ounce haterade: So they put the power button in the back to confuse everybody? *Dumps Haterade in sewer* Those people couldn't take 2 minutes to open the instruction manual? Flick the power switch on and push the disc tray button, all set. Sorry, but I used to work in a store that sold games and had to deal with some very dumb/annoying people (most who post on the GameFAQs boards, apparently). The only problem I've ever had with a system was when I got the Playstation, but that was because I had a cheap-ass RF adaptor from Radio Shack (My TV was still in the RF Stone Age at the time)

I've had mine for almost three years, and I haven't had a single problem. I put it on standby before flicking the power switch off and the thing doesn't blow up or anything. This thread has the subtle stench of fanboyism. Let's not go down that pathetic road, people. The systems may not be to the best quality since the companies have to pump out hundreds of thousands or millions of them in a short time, and they sacrifice a bit of quality to keep the price down.

See!? See!? Get rid of that Dover ass and we cruise right into the postseason. *Applauds GM for listening to his suggestion*

I'd like to enter the Prism match also. And can someone tell me if I'm in the Rumble or not (just so I can figure out what to do for the next few months)?

Gee, no wonder my playing time was cut; I spent half the year in AAA. And why is the dumbass manager putting me in against righties more than lefties when I do a hell of a lot better vs. lefties? SABERMETRICS, MAN!!

And Ravens/Titans stunk until the 4th quarter and Anthony Wright finally realized he was in the playoffs.

Why does it seem to me like referees make these dumb calls since they know replay will save their ass.

If I was Billick, I would RAIL against Orlando Brown in the locker room. Fucking nimrod. I guess when he lost his sight he lost a few brain cells with it. And I don't know if McNair is going to last against another physical defense next week (if they go to Foxboro). He and George aren't looking to good right now.

WOULD YOU JUST RUN OUT ONTO THE FIELD RAY? Sweet Jesus, this ain't Soul Train.

How about a basketball dynasty? I'm in my first year as UMass and my next game is against Temple in the semis of the A-10 tournament. I probably have to win the confrence title to make the Big Dance since I've lost some games to some pretty shitty teams (I simmed and lost twice to the worst team in the confrence, getting blown out in the second game,and I played REALLY bad against Long Beach State, losing by 15 or so). The problem with my team is that I have ONE good three point shooter, and I love shooting threes. My defense is solid, but I get burned by the fast break way too often. My center is a 1st Team Defensive player, leading the nation in blocks per game. #12, my senior point guard, provides most of the points, averaging about 20 ppg.

If Tom Brokaw released a CD of love songs, people probably would have sex to it.

Sneaking up behind people, grabbing them by the throat, and bopping them in the head with the BUTT of your pistol seems like a great way to get through a big crowd. *Has played too much Splinter Cell*

No more meetings at the fence .

A few years back, on the E! entertainment channel, there was a show called Talk Soup, which showed clips from all the daytime talk shows (Springer, Sally Jesse, Ricki Lake, etc.). Greg Kinnear was the first host of the show, but he left to pursue his acting career. Henson took over as host, and his brand of humor and writing, the low budget look of the show (it was just Henson sitting in front of a screen with a white background), along with the fact that Springer still had brawls, made it pretty damn funny to watch. It won an Emmy to boot. He left a few years ago, and Aiesha Tyler (the girl that Ross and Joey were smitten with last season on Friends) took over as host, and the show just tanked. It was cancelled in 2000 or 2001, I think. He's called "Skunk Boy" because he has dark hair with a small patch of white on one side of his head.

One of the missing matches is PK/Axel. Axel wrote it, so I guess he'll forward it to you sometime tonight.

Um...putting a Titans logo as your avatar would do the same thing.