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Kevin? Possibly. Keyshawn? Hell no. Belichick doesn't need that kind of distraction while he has enough problems keeping a unit together that has been racked by injuries. Take a look at him in the offseason, but they'd better make clear that Keyshawn better keep his mouth shut.

Green Bay at Detroit (Thanksgiving Game) Miami at Dallas (Thanksgiving Game) Arizona at Chicago Atlanta at Houston Buffalo at N.Y. Giants Cincinnati at Pittsburgh Minnesota at St. Louis New England at Indianapolis Philadelphia at Carolina San Francisco at Baltimore New Orleans at Washington Cleveland at Seattle Denver at Oakland Kansas City at San Diego Tampa Bay at Jacksonville Tennessee at N.Y. Jets (Monday Night)

Bah, Australians actually consider their country a whole continent. Now who's cocky?

From Burrillville to Little Compton, we holdin' it down. Isn't that the entire state? *Pours coffee milk down sewer and burns Mr. Potato Head in effigy*

I'll take that in a heartbeat. Fossum really didn't amount to much for the Sox, despite getting quite a few chances.

There goes Atlanta's entire offense. And Dan Reeves' job on top of that, probably.

But about 100 things have to happen with all the other teams for the Raiders to sneak in. The Chiefs fans are turning on their team, it looks like. Heh, Raiders got slapped with a "taking the helmet off" penalty. Dumb.

Putting a team's fortunes on Eddie George = a risky proposition. McNair better be a fast healer.

The Titans shouldn't have to come back against the FALCONS of all teams. At least Houston has a competent team and isn't Warrick Dunn and nothing else. Oh, and I enjoy Cartman's weekly "OMG the Pats are horrible/WAIT, they rule/WAIT, they suck again, they're gonna lose/WAIT, I knew they would win!!" routine every week.

And I have enough trouble putting together enough creative energy to write ONE match a month, let alone two

Carolina at Dallas Detroit at Minnesota Indianapolis at Buffalo Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets New England at Houston New Orleans at Philadelphia Pittsburgh at Cleveland Seattle at Baltimore San Francisco at Green Bay Chicago at Denver St. Louis at Arizona Cincinnati at San Diego Oakland at Kansas City Tennessee at Atlanta Washington at Miami N.Y. Giants at Tampa Bay (Monday Night Game)

If they're going with an "interbrand" format for the card, I'd like to see either Jericho/Cena, for the promos alone, or Jericho/Benoit, since I don't think they have really overdone that pairing yet (unlike Angle/Benoit) And the opener HAS to be a fourway with Cruisers flipping and flopping all over the place.

I finished The Bear and the Dragon by Tom Clancy a few weeks ago (I was surprised that I got through a 1100+ page book as quickly as I did. I'm now on Patriot Games for the second time.

You know, an Edge/Christian feud can be easily put together. Oh, excuse me for a minute...*dons Fantasy Booking hat* So Bischoff comes out after RR (with Christian coming off a big win, even have him survive late into the Rumble match) and announce that when Bischoff got Matt Hardy's contract, he also got another Superstar to come to RAW. However, since that man was injured and still recouperating, Eric held off the announcement until he was ready to come back. That man is Edge, who gets the usual "welcome back" ovation. Edge cuts a promo promising the fans he's going to be better than ever, yadda yadda yadda, and Christian comes out. Instead of welcoming his brother back, Christian goes off on him, saying "You came to RAW just to take all the attention away from me, like you've done since we were kids" and the like. It finishes with X attacking Edge viciously, focusing on Edge's neck, and hitting an UnPrettier on a chair to finish the segment. They can build off that until Wrestlemania, where they could go one of two ways in the match: A) Christian works on the neck, but Edge manages a Herculean comeback and beats his brother. or B) Christian works the neck, Edge tries the comeback, but Christian takes advantage of the injury and beats his brother into submission (with some cheating thrown in) *Removes Fantasy Booking hat*. This thing's too tight.

....good question. With all the hype WWE is slapping onto this event, I don't think they really have a mega-money match worthy of main eventing such a big show. It seems like they're trying to build some matches up already, but I don't think there really is a hell of a lot of opportunity to make something special. Although (and I am probably alone here), an Undertaker-Kane HIAC where they do nothing but pound the ever loving shit out of each other might be something.

He writes for the site?? No he doesn't, that's "OnlyMe". I still don't get why this kid is so proud of himself. I've seen better flaming when I lit a mouse's fart.

They probably wanted to release him outright (like Cleveland did last week), but I guess they would take a cap hit from paying off his signing bonus, and they didn't want to part with that money. Gruden probably did this to tell Keyshawn who is boss around those parts.

Once again, the Raiders could have still stopped them after that call and they didn't. You are such an idiot. Honestly. The ball WAS the Raiders, they would have knelt down. It was OVER. And you admitted the ball should have gone back to the Raiders. End of story. The fact remains that all the Raiders had to do was push NE back a few more yards before Vinatieri's kick that tied it. He barely made it from 45; there was little chance that would have been good from 48+. Don't forget that on the Raiders' last drive, they RAN on consecutive downs while in their own territory, and the Pats stuffed them like a flat girl's bra. And then, they let the Pats just walk all over them in OT.

The Patriots played four games in 3 1/2 weeks last season (including Thanksgiving in Detroit). Stop yer bitchin' until you get to Foxboro in December, THEN you'll have something to cry about.

Really Rob, don't click on this link if you want to enjoy the rest of the season..... Are you sure? Ok, you asked for it.... The cover of this week's Sports Illustrated The story inside is titled "Can Anyone Stop the CHIEFS?" I'm really sorry Rob.

11-4 (including a LOCK on NE) I just couldn't pull the trigger on Cincy. Too many people were picking them, and I didn't know how the Bengals would handle the pressure.

Heh, good line in Belichick's postgame press confrence (paraphrased): "Now it's on to Houston. You know, they went in and beat Buffalo in Buffalo, something that WE can't say." Dallas' offense has been exposed as not all that great and I don't think they'll blitz as much anymore. Their D is pretty good, though.

Man, it's a good thing that Carter is mobile, since he probably would have been eating turf about 4 or 5 times now.

Come on Mr. Referee, get your head in the game. 82 is an OFFENSIVE number, and the Cowboys are wearing BLUE today. It's a little confusing with the new silver jerseys, so I'll give you a mulligan.

Geez, can we get Adam in there to punt please?