KingPK

I set up my XBox Live account today, so if anyone wants to throw down in COD4 my Gamertag is PKIsLive

I guess coaching contracts in the NFL are as nebulous as the players' since I can't find a definitive list, but I think it's Mike Holmgren.

Red Sox upped Terry Francona for three more years with team options for '12 and '13. He really deserves it.

Which is the cheapest route to go? I'll pay the $100 for the Wireless Adapter if I have to, but if I can save a few bucks, so be it.

The phone rang, and Hammond went to answer it. Wu tried to think of another way to press his case. But the fact was that, after five long years, Jurassic Park was nearing completion, and John Hammond just wasn't listening to him any more. (I think you can guess the book here, but that's just terrible sentence construction by Michael Crichton.)

Some Cardinals players had balked at playing the Boston Red Sox because the Red Sox had a black player in their lineup. Two or three threatened to boycott the World Series itself unless Robinson was removed or at least benched for the duration of the Series. When National League president Ford Frick got wind of their scheme, he told them that if they did so there would be dire consequences, including a suspension from the league. The Little Red (Sox) Book, Bill Lee

Bobby Heenan is on fire at Survivor Series 1993 during the Harts vs. Michaels and his Knights match. His jokes about Stu Hart are probably the best. "Oh, he's waxed another jacket from the souvenir booth!" "Excuse me a second....HEY STU, WAKE UP!! He fell asleep and he told me to give him a call." Vince: "He's gonna wake up and he's gonna come over here, Bobby" "That'll take two hours and we'll be off the air."

We're talking non-sumo, right? Eh? I can better that one.. THE GRAVEDIGGER~ Pfft. Mere beanpoles compared to Sam Adams. You could tell people they named the beer after him and they would probably believe you.

Behind the Brawl

What's the Foodman? I don't remember that one. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...15415&st=40

Then ban majormayhem to balance it out.

The clock was fucked up the whole day... it would run off a few seconds here and there over an incompletion, and then stop after a short gain in the running game I think that was just FOX having problems with their graphics. I remember when the clock froze at 9 something in the 1st quarter for a good 45 seconds but there was a shot of the stadium clock and it was correct. Thank God FOX doesn't have the game for a few years; their presentation is just atrocious.

So basically we're talking about making this the new Godzilla franchise. I think it could work for modest success, but I doubt it would be a series of $100M+ earners.

As long as JT the Brick is a Raiders fan, my opinon will never change. So, who's excited for the Pro Bowl? Anyone? Hello?

$900 Federal and about $330 state. To all those that still are going to file, just buy or find someone that has a program like TurboTax; my father gets it every year and all his friends pay him to do theirs.

105.7 million people watched the 4th quarter. That's insane.

Silver lining: I won $125 on squares. Yeah.

I'm watching that Tyree catch again and still can't believe it. Certainly will be a top 5 (shit, top 3) play in Super Bowl history.

Nets have a better shot of making the playoffs than the Knicks anytime in the next decade. THE POINT BROUGHT UP WAS THAT THERE CANNOT BE A BOSTON VS. NEW YORK NBA FINALS BECAUSE ALL THE TEAMS ARE IN ONE CONFERENCE, YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG IMBECILE. God, I needed that.

Come on Czech. After how you've acted this year you should be jacking off all over this thread right now.

Nets are in the East as well. I hope everyone is happy: this has once again opened the doors of the Hell that is the gloating New York sports fan. Enjoy.

Fucking bullshit. Tuck had two sacks AND a forced fumble before the half.

Seriously, there were like four plays the Giants made that I still don't know how the fuck they did it. Eli chucked n' prayed and it fell his way. A defensive player should most definitely win MVP. Congrats to the Giants for the biggest upset in sports history (and fuck you to the Pats for a choke worse than the '04 Yankees; the o-line shouldn't even bother coming back). Pitchers and catchers report in 11 days.

Everyone in my section had the "What the fuck?" face going on. How many Hall of Famers have you seen play live?

Man Darrell Green is just taking over his HOF news conference. Rich Eisen must need to be held back from slapping him off the podium at this point.