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Flyin F'N Brian & Stunning F'N Steve The MF'N Hollywood Blonds!!!!!!!!! Greatest markout moment all year!!!!!!!!

Without a doubt one of my favorite short stories EVER!!!

Here's what I'd love to see for Wrestlemania XX: World Champion HHH vs. WWE Champion Chris Jericho After Y2J has been traded to Smackdown and wins WWE title, he challenges HHH to unification match at WMXX. Jericho goes over and can now claim to be the only man to ever unify the titles twice. Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin- 80's Icon vs. 90's Icon Austin goes over in close match. Rob Van Dam vs. Kurt Angle Van Dam goe over Goldberg/Lesnar vs. Kane/Undertaker Kane and taker win in brutal Hell in a Cell IC Champion Eddie Guerrero vs. U.S Champion Chris Benoit 2/3 falls Eddie unifies the IC and US titles in a classic match War Games Match: HBK, Kevin Nash, Randy Orton, Batista vs. Ric Flair, Rock, Mick Foley, Booker T Tag Titles Unification Match - TLC Edge/Christian vs. WGTT vs. Rey Mysterio/Kidman vs. Dudleys WGTT go over Womens Title match: Elimination match Victoria vs. Molly vs. Trish Molly goes over. Cruiserweight Title Match: Ultimo Dragon vs. Tajiri Ultimo goes over in a stiff match

Who are the top five indy wrestlers you would build around if you ran a promotion? Here's mine: Steve Corino C.M. Punk Christopher Daniels Raven Sonjay Dutt Discuss.

UCW - Ultimate Championship Wrestling Roster: Raven AJ Styles Christopher Daniels Jerry Lynn Low Ki Steve Corino CW Anderson Simon Diamond Dusty Rhodes Terry Funk Barry Windham Kendall Windham CM Punk Colt Cabana Chris Hero Sonjay Dutt Chris Sabin Jonny Storm American Dragon Chad Collyer Matt Stryker Johnny Kashmere Trent Acid Mike Sanders Ron Killings Vampiro Jimmy Rave Nosawa Elix Skipper Chance Beckett Teddy Hart UCW Ultimate Heavyweight Champion: Steve Corino UCW International Champion: AJ Styles UCW Ultimate Tag Champions: Christopher Daniels & American Dragon

Doc Holiday killing Johnny Ringo in Tombstone "say when" "you're no daisy....you're no daisy at all"

Anyone rememebr the old school soul album commercial? "Hey man, can I borrow that" "No my brother, you got to get your own!!"

NWA World Heavyweight Title Match Jeff Jarrett vs. Hulk Hogan Months of promos regarding Hogan getting screwed by Jarrett and Russo in WCW. Jarrett retains after interference by Vince Russo and Roddy Piper (who has alligned himself with Russo due to his hatred of Hogan). Because of massive intererence, NWA officials announce that the title is vacated and a one night tournament will be held to crown a new champion at the next special 3 hour PPV in 6 to 8 weeks. Next two months of weekly PPV's can be qualifying matches for one night tournament with numerous storylines banking on everyone wanting the title. #1 Contenders match for the NWA World Heavyweight Title AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Jerry Lynn Killer match with all the high spots and moves. Emphasis placed on past feuds between all three AJ goes over clean after many near falls. Tag Team Grudge Match Sting & Raven vs. The Great Muta & Vampiro Raven's feud with New church culminates in match made the night of PPV as it's scheduled to be Raven and CM Punk vs. Vampiro and Great Muta. However, Punk is found laid out in locker room shortly before match. Raven calls out his replacement....Sting!!! CM later comes to ring and swerves Raven joining New Church. CM then chains Raven to ring ala Dreamer's "chairshot heard round the world"; thereby starting a long feud that will elevae Punk into a major player. Wargames: The Match Beyond Extreme Horsemen (Corino, Anderson, Diamond and Swinger) vs. NWA Legends (Dusty Rhodes, Terry Funk, Barry Windham and Nikita Koloff) Usual wargames fare with Windham turning on Dusty's team and joining the horsemen (big surprise...I know) for the win. NWA X-Title Match Chris Sabin vs. Michael Shane vs. American Dragon American dragon in spotfest. NWA World Tag Team Title Match America's Most Wanted vs. XXX (Low Ki and Elix Skipper) XXX regain titles in brutal match. Hardcore Match Sandman vs. Shane Douglas

Main Event: NWA/WWF Unification Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan Blanchard/Anderson vs Pillman/Austin Fabulous Freebirds (orginal) vs. Von Erichs 2 of 3 Falls (Ladder Match/Cage Match/Iron Man Match) Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels Road Warriors vs. Outsiders 4-way Elimination Kurt Angle vs. Dynamite Kid vs. Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guererro NWA World Tag Title Match R & R Express vs. Midnight Express Texas Death Match Hansen/Brody vs. Funk/Foley Survivor Series Match HHH, Rock, Undertaker, Macho Man, and Sid vs Dusty, Magnum TA, Sting, Luger, and Nikita Koloff

Family Guy Star Blazers Robotech Classic WB Tom and Jerry

Fallen Fraility

Abdullah the Butcher

This incident took place in my hometown. This whole county is full of either Amish or mullets.

Keep your head up

Barry Windham turning on Lex Luger to join the horsemen Luger turning on Ricky Steamboat for the #1 contendership Yeah..they're both NWA, but there has rarely been a good turn because the WWF/E likes to forecast it like a mofo nowadays.

Pearl Jam - Ten and Vs. U2 - Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby Counting Crows - August and Everything After REM - Automatic for the People Singles soundtrack Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness G'n R - Appetite for Destruction (quite possibly the greatest rock album of all time) Bruce Springtsteen - Born to Run and Nebraska Fleetwood Mac - Rumours Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Led Zeppelin - I, II, III, IV I think best of's are cop outs, but I like these.... Eagles - Greatest Hits Tom Petty - Greatest Hits

The beach volleyball game with Sting and Davey Boy Smith before the exploding boat. The introduction of The Giant by the Dungeon Master....some exploding rocks and him laughing as Hogan is running through the woods Ric Flair making out with a manequin Master P...KISS Demon...The Yetti..nuff said. (God how I hate WCW!) Bossman driving away with Big Shows dead daddy in tow.

Her records will be just like her dad's matches...... NO SELLING!!!!!!

Smokey and the Bandit "That's what happens everytime one of those women start poontangin around with those showboat fags!" "Thank ya nice lady! (shakes head and mutters) "nice ass" Stripes "Lighten up Francis!" and who could forget my most favorite quoted movie..... Tombstone!!!!!! Ringo - "You must be Doc Holliday..you retired too?" Doc - "Not me...I'm in my prime" Doc - "I'm your huckleberry" Ringo - "all right lunger, let's do this" Doc - "say when" Doc - (tapping gun in holster) "Why Ed Bailey, are we cross? Cause you know, if I thought you weren't my friend....I just don't think I could bear it" Morgan - "Yeah I'm suffering...from a hangover"

Just got back from Lollapalooza here in Cleveland. Audioslave stole the show with a blistering set...they even covered the white stripes!! Anybody else see them on tour this summer?

DX I know it's WCW but I always love the Holloywood Blonds theme.

CSI was better than "The Shield"? NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dare anybody to find a show on TV right now that is better (except 24...I'm torn between the two.)

I can just hear all of king's stupid jokes when good ol JR returns. Lawler - "Hey JR, Kane gave you the ole "Hot Foot!!" Woo Hoo!! JR - "BAH GAWD, I WAS ON FIRE KING!!!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL KING!!!!! Lawler - "Relax JR, why are you getting so "hot and bothered"?!?!? Woo Hoo!! JR - DAMMIT KING, LET'S JUST GET BACK TO THE WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH! Lawler - "Man, that Trish Stratus is hot!! You know what else is hot J...??? (JR knocks out Lawler)

In best Brad Pitt voice "ahhh...What's in the fucking box!!!!"

Homeboys in Outer Space 'nuff said!