Rob E Dangerously

Well, he fucked a dead body. And I'd safely say BOTH would be better than having sex with Lita. Kane: Bisexual brother of the Undertaker = ratings

KANE JUST WANTS SOME LOVE. Bitch, give it up to him.

Kane's going to make out with Val Venis now

I've tried that before. It didn't work for me.

Eddy's mother didn't get checked up in time, causing her to have a heart attack

Bradshaw should have used the heart punch on Eddy's mother, causing her to have a heart attack

Part 34 of the feud between the 'ugly girls' and the 'cute girls'. Whoo.

Bullshit. He's been in the majors for five years. Last year, he walked 2.2 batters every nine innings. If he has no control, how the hell is his walk rate so low?! EDIT: His minimal control also netted a grand total of one wild pitch last year. and 12 hit batsmen. (Ya know, only one of the top marks in the league)

Tajiri's just experiencing some internal bleeding

Prisoner of War - a person captured in war; especially : a member of the armed forces of a nation who is taken by the enemy during combat Although, there's not a legal declaration of war from the US. So, maybe that means 'start the probing' So, we know who these Iraqis are and what caused them to be put in jail? No comment. I think Godwin's been breached, so I won't break it some more. If a man strikes you on the cheek, then kill him dead.. I guess.

So, any great minds out there waiting for somebody to hire them as a manager? The Royals are just horrible. I wonder if Whitey Herzog is interested.

After having to watch Juan Gonzalez every day, i'm close to hoping he doesn't make the hall of fame, just to spite his lazy ass

http://www.apsv04.dsl.pipex.com/desperado.swf Whoo

David DeJesus is not Carlos Beltran. That sort of crap will sink him quick. The KC Star here helped jinx DDJ big time. DeJesus is 2 for 20 at the moment. As for the draft, the compensation picks will be lower in the first round, so it's a crapshoot. I'd rather add more depth to the farm system and get some more pitching.

Excuses, Excuses. The Royals best pitcher is still in AAA anyways. Pena consistantly makes stupid moves with pitching changes. Beltran should be traded by July too. We should get something for him now since the team is out of contention. As for players demanding to be traded, yeah, so? Just because the team likes the guy doesn't mean anything. Have you heard about their Spring "training"? Pena, the motivator, has failed to get Juan Gonzalez to RUN FOR THE FUCKING BALL. I swear, it was a tie game, Ramirez on first, ball hit to Gonzalez, and HE FUCKING JOGGED TOWARDS THE BALL.

I'm ready to can Pena. It's obvious that something has to change and Pena sucks at handling pitchers.

haha.. now that's a good start.

KC fans are starting to annoy me. They want to replace Santiago (.253/.282/.387) with Stinnett (7 for 20) and they want to ditch Gonzalez (.274/.326/.452) there's some bias against guys who stand in the way of the "hard-working white" guy (the same is happening with David DeJesus and Aaron Guiel)

I think this was 1999. Rison's career with the Raiders never really worked for him, considering he was still wanted in Johnson County, Kansas for stolen stereo equipment (I think)

Vince Coleman throws a firecracker out of his car How about this with Andre Rison?

There might be Zappa CDs in the house. But, I do have 'Strictly Commercial' and Frank rocks too

He.. She.. could always change the first name to "Elle".. Elle Wachowski

I have a nickname for Ken Harvey. "The Moose" He's big, and faster than you'd think.

Skydome is extremely quiet

Get me tickets to try out for the part too. I feel I am able to play a crazy guy right now too. It'd be breakthough-a-riffic.