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Val isn't scared by the HIV breakout in the porn industry

And the academy award goes to "Man getting shot in the crotch by a t-shirt gun"

Tyson Tomko!

Now, if this guy just helped Christian and Trish to get pussy, then he'd rock a bit more

John Ruiz is simply 'The Cockroach'. Most people don't like him, but he will not go away easily, he's not the biggest bum ever, because you still have numerous fighters who have held titles and crumbled. Hasim Rahman (who's apparently pregnant), for example. Golota only got a title shot because he tied himself to Don King. He will get another one because Chris Byrd embassed himself. and BoxRec rankings are a bit weirder now Today: 1- Vitali 2- Joe Mesi 3- James Toney 4- Byrd 5- Juan Carlos Gomez 6- John Ruiz 7- Jameel McCline 8- Andrew Golota 9- Corrie Sanders 10- Lance Whitaker Yesterday: 1- Chris Byrd 2- Vitali 3- Joe Mesi 4- James Toney 5- Juan Carlos Gomez 6- John Ruiz 7- Jameel McCline 8- Corrie Sanders 9- Andrew Golota 10- Lamon Brewster And the other guy's on today's rankings Wlad (#12, down from #11) Nicolay Valuev (#14, up from #27) Evander (#17, down from #16) Moorer (#24) Hasim Rahman (#27, up from #29) Fres Oquendo (#28, down from #15)

Questec isn't to blame for the umps. In fact, it should be expanded. Questec only forces umps to actually acknowledge the strikezone. So, AS, maybe A-Rod was using roids. A-Roid is a catchy nickname

well.. the umps in the Chicago game do suck.. CB Bucknor and Chuck Meriweather? Christ..

Any thoughts on this: via Neyer basically, they think that strikeouts = high pitch count. I think that's a total load of shit. It does explain about of the irritating nibbling that Royals pitchers do.

talk about knowing your audience..

Wait.. I thought most of the WWE's canadians moved to America

Angel Berroa is on the 15 day DL due to a severe migrane headache

Well, um.. Yeah, I know it's not THAT George Wallace.

If you have the Bill James Handbook, check the stat on 'pitches at over 100MPH' Wagner is ahead of the competition by like 150 pitches

Using the 'Who went over last will lose' philosophy! Triple Threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels WINNER: Triple H No Holds Barred match for the Intercontinental Championship Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley WINNER: Randy Orton Women's Championship match Victoria vs. Lita WINNER: Lita Handicap match Chris Jericho vs. Christian & Trish WINNER: Chris Jericho Edge vs. Kane WINNER: Kane Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair WINNER: Shelton Benjamin Tajiri vs. Coach WINNER: Coach

BOB ESPOSA! BOB ESPOSA! sorry.. i'm just singing the Spanish version of the Spongebob theme song. Scooter owns you, biotch. You don't know it, but he goes out and pimps the hoes. He's got to make his money too.

Here's the splits for Pickering so far in 2004 v. LHP: 0 for 5 v. RHP: 13 for 19 with all the stuff mentioned before And yeah, it's likely he's in a peak year. So, if Stairs goes down, then Cal should be called up.

BIG PHONY~! haha..

Yes, but hitting 10 home runs in 24 at-bat is probably an abberation. Uh huh. Calvin is also older and heavier than Ken. There's one problem with that plan. Calvin is left-handed, Harvey is right-handed. They'd make a good platoon, if the Royals didn't have Matt Stairs. Even with AAA glory, does that mean he's due for a breakout year in the majors? There's alot of players who hit home runs in AAA, but don't hit home runs as often in the majors. Like Israel Alcantara.

Meanwhile in AAA.. someone is just totally kicking ass. His name is Calvin Pickering. He's a left-handed first baseman/DH for the AAA Omaha Royals. Here are his numbers so far: he's played in 8 games He's scored 11 runs He has 13 hits in 24 at-bats (.542) He has one double and two singles He's hit 10 home runs Yes. He has hit 10 home runs already. That's good for 44 total bases and 23 runs batted in. He has a 1.833 slugging percentage right now. Odds are, he will slow down. But, he will have plenty of time to kick ass, since the Royals have two good first basemen (Sweeney and Ken Harvey) and Matt Stairs is also on the team. But, if Stairs gets hurt, Pickering might make it to Kansas City. I'd rather let him go on to hit 50+ home runs in AAA. Or, I'd trade him to a stupid team

I'm not saying anything is definate, but if Kerry wins, George W. could try running in 2008. Take that Grover Cleveland! But, if Bush wins, i'm sure the GOP race will be interesting

And a bit of a repost when it comes to Spain. The results map: Pussy out meaning 'voting against the party who had tried to pin the attacks on the Basques instead of Al-Qaida'? or Pussy out meaning 'voting against the ruling party' So, even with the PP either missing all the clues and blaming the ETA, or a possible cover-up of the facts, they should have been elected?

I'm disappointed in you Mrnoitaull

Well, in theory, the Undertaker could bring Kurt Angle back to life. Angle would just have to a bit paler. ZOMBIE KURT ANGLE

You have to realize that he's from Texas. You gotta put it in context. (Oh yeah, the Longhorns suck. ) Anyways, GW is a Baseball fan too, so that works out for him.