Rob E Dangerously

I'd prefer to get all this out of the way now, so Kerry might be cut down before it's too late. http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/2/10/222651.shtml

http://www.watchblog.com/thirdparty/archives/000780.html

Dear MD2020, If George W. Bush wants to make this election about banging women, I got three words for him. Bring it on! Sincerely, John F. Kerry P.S.: I even look like a President!

Kerry could have always been linked to another heiress..

Unfortunately for John Kerry.. the Vietnamese government makes it hard for any heiresses to exist. The story I sent into Fark a few days ago was about people concerned with legalizing polygamy and the Massachusetts marriage dealie and I gave it the headline of "John Kerry will be able to marry three or four more heiresses if the Massachusetts legislature allows same-sex marriages"

Three purple hearts.. well.. that's not the only throbbing purple thing that John Kerry brags about

ya know.. Wesley Clark is a pretty honorable guy.

and how will John Kerry differ from Bush? Kerry voted for the Iraq war and offered a weak excuse that makes him seem gulliable. Kerry is a war hero who is anti-war but voted for the war but he protested the war he was a hero in.

Big Show's from the Dominican Republic? nah..

various internet searches.. it appears negative campaigning isn't something invented in the 1960s. http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/storie...orrow2_21.a.tm/

the 1800 election is tops for 'negativity' How about this from 1828? or 1824

Awwwwww yeah..

Perverted-Justice.com is down at the moment.. but some of the transcipts on the site are just fucked up. Come on. You fucking morons. You're like fucking 25 and you're messeging 14 year old girls to try and get in their pants? I became aware of the site due to a sweeps story in KC where some people posed as little girls or boys and then those stupid fucks came to their house to have sex. What in the hell would make you go to the house of some kid to have sex with them? Ya know the fucked up thing? there are alot of these fucking morons in the KC area. a few personalized comments to this guy: What the fuck? put on some fucking clothes and stop trying to get little boys! to this guy: Fucking Burt Reynolds look-a-like. Motherfuckers.

wouldn't it be hard for Donald Duck to eat pussy?

wouldn't the Power Rangers just shove the Ninja Turtles on their backs?

get a prostitute and pay her to be your significant other

so.. the Cat was let out of the bag?

and masturbation

Insist that your kissing method involves nipple kissing. "You do not like it? Racists!"

Hands

what the fuck.. the Ninja Turtles were gonna fight the Power Rangers?

I do the chop to emphasize the size of my.. ya know.

What about the time I got Rod E Dangerously and Robbie Dangerously banned? Was that legal?

yeah.. i'm sure that when 14 year old girls were having sex with 24 year old men back in 1872, the girls weren't that mature. And then they died of childbirth

*crotch chop*